it would be so easy to palace coup Trump these days if even a single republican had 50% of his juice

white boy STUNS halal buffet at ramadan with perfect adhan.

I think what is making everyone so angry isn’t just the cowardice of Senate Democrats, it’s their cowardice in comparison to the random normal person who runs for school board to oust a Moms for Liberty freak

Steampunk is a niche market in austin that is not satisfied

i’m losing my shit at this

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

[hannibal lecter voice]: did you make your mother load the dishwasher clarise?

RIP J.G. Ballard you would have loved ejaculating as you intentionally swerved into a Tesla Model Y on the 405 at 70mph

what if the pope is fine and he's just doing this to expose the haters

We all stared into the abyss and were, like, “Let’s give the monoculture one last whirl.”

i am not a man amused by baubles and trinkets