Spent the last 2 weeks providing end of life care to Henry Kissinger. You want the good news or the bad news first?

More than a decade ago someone took it upon themselves to write an obituary for Henry Kissinger that was so unapologetic and so scathing that the author wouldn't release it until after his death. It is roughly 200 pages. Good Riddance. jacobin.com/store/produc...

More than a decade ago someone took it upon themselves to write an obituary for Henry Kissinger that was so unapologetic and so scathing that the author wouldn't release it until after his death. It is roughly 200 pages. Good Riddance. jacobin.com/store/produc...

Racist Truck

Imagine a modern Entourage with like... Timothee Chalamet as Vince & Jean Reno as Johnny Drama. Jerry Ferrara still plays Turtle.

Wealth of Elon Musk 2012: $2,000,000,000 2023: $248,800,000,000 Wealth of Jeff Bezos 2012: $18,400,000,000 2023: $160,900,000,000 Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg 2012: $17,500,000,000 2023: $105,200,000,000 Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Three words: tax the rich.

35 in 2024

35 in 2024

Had a coworker physically assault me and tacitly admit to tampering with my medications.

Charlotte’s Weeb

If I see 10 million fireflies I'm gonna assume I'm hallucinating because wtf is there a lightning bug convention in town or something?

I very distinctly remember watching Waco go down while my mom explained to a 4 year old me what a cult was and how to not end up in one in a way that was both very effective and very concise but I cannot remember the words she used.

My wife ordered a 15 dollar pair of shoes and got sent a 140 dollar pair of lederhosen This shit is so comfy and my dilf power level has doubled at least.

My wife ordered a 15 dollar pair of shoes and got sent a 140 dollar pair of lederhosen This shit is so comfy and my dilf power level has doubled at least.

If you are still active on Twitter and a fan of ska & mocking ben shapiro please take a moment to retweet this perfect rendition of Ben Shapiro being mad at Reel Big Fish twitter.com/Rddesjardin/...

The 2008 live action Speed Racer is far and away the best film ever made by the Wachowskis. Better than Bound, Better than The Matrix.

Spruesky is my personal favorite

When the fuck are the warhammer folks getting here?

These people are like WW1 soldiers experienced trench warfare hell and no longer able to reintegrate into peacetime society.

Quoteskeet with a game that is nostalgic for you.

Battlebots

Capitalism is all about insisting that competition is good and necessary, while also threatening that competition with lawsuits whenever it competes too well.

Just realized that Pete Davidson is just the Line Cook version of Tom DeLonge.

The WGA has “established regulations for the use of artificial intelligence (“AI”) on MBA-covered projects in the following ways:” www.wgacontract2023.org/the-campaign...

It has recently come to my attention that Osama bin Laden could have easily ordered Pizza Hut from his compound in Abbottabad - and that they sell seekh-kebab stuffed crust.

Alright warhammer bluesky what are you committed to finishing by the end of oktober

A "space tug" is where you sit on your hand first then wear an oven glove so it feels like a different astronaut is doing it

Same energy.

I hope Milwaukee never changes

"Twitter users arriving at Bluesky", Théodore Géricault, 1819

Bluesky welcoming the new arrivals from Twitter

"These vape pens from the dispensary ain't shit!" Is what i tell myself while confidently trying to open my manual garage door with the fob for my car.

"These vape pens from the dispensary ain't shit!" Is what i tell myself while confidently trying to open my manual garage door with the fob for my car.

Pitch: Group costume for families where the kids are dressed as mall goths dancing under a bridge made of their parents.

Max Bemis & Say Anything calling it like it is for over a decade at least. youtu.be/eer-rN8TX2Q?...

Reply to this tweet with a banger video from before the algorithm killed all joy on YouTube. youtu.be/FO0kRE5OTZI?...

Reply to this tweet with a banger video from before the algorithm killed all joy on YouTube. youtu.be/FO0kRE5OTZI?...

Truly my best work

Gonna just drop in and leave stream of consciousness bangers like it's 2009 twitter.

Rhodesian Brushstroke Camouflage is so effective that shortly after the infantry put it on their whole country became invisible on maps.

Love opening bluesky for the first time in weeks and finding out I have homework.

The ducks in the park are free. These ducks are at State Fair Park Ergo-These ducks are free.

Did it work? Are you married?

My favorite thing about Twitter collapsing is that even with the algo-fuckery suppressing anyone without a bluecheck @bethbourdon.bsky.social is still at the top of the replies just dragging these weird motherfuckers.

"Mom, can we have Casper Van Dien?" "No, honey we have Casper Van Dien at home*" *The Casper van-dien at home

Still doing the Lord's work.

Still doing the Lord's work.

🎶How could this happen to me? I paid for my apes Now my tokens are funged jpegs are stolen Folks right-clicking away I'm sick of this grift I just want NFTs How could this happen to me?🎶

For sale Baby pirate hook Never worn (He did not lose his hand)