broke: too cute by half woke: sesquicute

The delivery company couldn't deliver my Pomni plush and when I called then it said the number was not in service. I think they kidnapped Pomni, which may be appropriate since I wanted to torture her anyway.

The tragedy of the internet is that lying in print took effort.

rubber duck dragon that breathes bubbles

I will never know their secrets

I’ve apparently been ordering the same sandwich so often from the IBM cafeteria that the staff have started calling it the “Mike sandwich” they moved where you pick up the sandwiches and when I went to grab it today they were like, “Oh you’re Mike, from the Mike sandwich“ 😂

We’ve had so many hummingbird moths at the nursery and I’m loving it. Such amazing insects. #moth #insects

Pokémon Windmill and Pokémon Lighthouse

i got my ears cleaned so good it threw my balance off

Estuary sunset

I THOUGHT THERE SHOULD BE A GAME SHOW CALLED "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AI" AND THEY DID THAT ON JEOPARDY AND THE AI WON BUT GUESSED "WHAT IS TORONTO?????" IN THE CATEGORY OF AMERICAN CITIES

Astronomy Picture Of the Day - APOD Title: NGC 188: Old Cluster in the New General Catalog Date: 2026-05-13 Image by: Neven Krcmarek #APOD #NASA

@jab1963.bsky.social Good morning my dear friend! Hope you got some sleep. I woke up a couple of times but fell back asleep. Life is good. Have a peaceful day.

Gouldian Finch (Erythrura gouldiae)...Mother Nature was working with a 'no such thing as too much' philosophy the day she designed this finch...native to a very specific & shrinking corridor across Northern Australia. Though a popular pet bird. #bird #photo #nature #biology #wildlife

Stairway to Heaven #vintage #photography #paris #illustration #art #design #streetart #artist #fun #painting

Today's frog is the white-edged tree frog.

I ship Buster Sword and Masamune. They remind me of Penraser

The rules for tax basis on gifts are killing me, I have no idea how Pomni or Marty Ginsburg survived this

I'm studying accounting and they had a bunch of sample companies named after the letters of the NATO phonetic alphabet. I noticed they skipped November, probably because it could be confused with a date.

I hope you find a sauce that makes you go looking for a platform for it.

Mildred the Mandarin Duck #BirdOfTheDay #FeatheredFemmes #birds #photography #ECK

male BFDI fans distinguishing themselves by being called “the brOSC”

I love Zach Galifianakis.

Learning to enjoy the wtf looks and leaning into it.

Broccoli cheese soup is a strong 6/10 but add a Panera bread bowl and it becomes 12/10

I can’t believe next Monday I’m gonna forget all about object shows and start watching real shows

single-use ice cream cone you can’t eat as a metaphor for enshittification

I miss baskin robins mint chocolate chip ice cream in an eat it all sugar cone…

Top 5 soups 1. Gazpacho 2. Potato leek 3. French onion 4. Taco soup 5. Pho Bottom soup: alphabet

[fancy hotel] ME: do you have turn-down service CONCIERGE: sorry no ME: thank you

slightly increase a band 4 non blondes and 1 bottle blonde

#Fungi #Mushroom #MushroomMonday In October, this now unrecognizable stump, has become a miniature world of mushroom, moss & lichens.

Slightly increase a band TODDLERMETAL

Decimate a Band Gang of 3.6

#StreetArt 🌸 The Living Afro By Fabio Gomes Trindade in #Trindade, #Brazil

Spring has sprung

let the feces hit the fan

Good morning innovators!

The three branches of government are ICP, Guy Fieri, and Betty Crocker

#sliceoflife #mylifeinphotos #photos

(moving section of sectional sofa across the room to get closer to the router so I can plug in my Ethernet cable while I WFH) you can just do things

I’m on the struggle bus but at least I’m on a bus.

Georgia O'Keeffe, Lavender Iris, 1952

i can't wait until next week. then i can finally forget there was every such a thing as "object shows".

thousand dollar idea; do that square watermelon thing for radishes, rutabagas, turnips, and call them Square Roots

I like "overlaying" groups with the same number of values in them. For example the seven chakras and this graphic I found on an astral projection website and the Big Dipper stars/some Yu-Gi-Oh characters.

The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3