Everybody calling the French team "limp" on discord, nobody acknowledging my very good puns about Viagra being approved if they were playing at altitude in Mexico City instead of Massachusetts. I'm never watching sports again.

*waking up in a cold sweat* The Jax experience in TADC has finally cracked the code, we can understand the girlies who love Shinji FSN so much better if we just make Shinji trans holy shit

Toby Fox making a joke about being in 3/4 time with triplets and then having the music be in 4.... He has to be doing it on purpose man, I heard 4rd sanctuary I know he can cook.... He is tormenting me specifically

Man I wasn't even fishing for this statistic but reviewing a textbook for microbial ecology and the smoking risks are so damn high they show up in illustrative examples about epidemiological risk assessment lol. When we lament the resurgence of smoking this shit is why!!!! It is *tremendously* bad

The painful and sudden realization that Deltarune Chapter 5 is just an FGO Lostbelt arc

Face fingers are my favorite adaptation in the deep sea. Enypniastes walking while eating @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 940 #deepwonders #MarineLife

keeping this achewood from 20 years ago in mind the next time people start talking about how booktok is killing literature or whatever

OMG look at this fishfall!! Big ole ray. That's a 1st for me! @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 939 part 2 #deepwonders #MarineLife

Fucking dozens of kids running around my block with explosives fuck this holiday man this shit is so fucking stressful, my had-to-move-apartments-because-of-a-fire-trauma-having ass is not built for this

Finally witnessing a truly comically bad ref in a Fifa match and beginning to understand the pain and also perverse appeal of soccer that much more

Wait did the T Swift wedding happen during the best match of the world cup lmao enjoy the hetslop losers, catching that second CV goal live was worth more than anyone's vows

I need to live a long life to see Toby 73 years old creating a song titled 45RD SANCTUARY that is a chaotic polyrhythmic time-space-bending musical eldritch burst and the people still want him to compose 46RD one with more complexity

Genuinely starting to think no foodie group on earth is more miserable than bagel snobs tbh, there is never a bagel shop that doesn't have the most unearned haters imaginable

Deltarune still has the fucking sauce folks. Sauced all the way up. Sauced from canopy to roots. Jarona

Hearing Zunpets in the new Deltarune chapter, damn near made me cry. Buddy, you made it.... You've come so far from putting Remilia's hat on an airplane... It's just a whole ass Touhou fangame buddy, I love you god bless

Me three years ago: "it's great that EN vtubers are connecting with JP vtubers more, what a great opportunity" Me now: "no stop please not you go away you already jumpscared me in gachiakuta was that not enough"

Interview with the Vampire season 2:

Thanks to @emmalgometz.bsky.social at @sciam.bsky.social for the interview! www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-wa...

Lately, I've been thinking about how she stays so golden solo, and how she's so number nine. Just incredible math.

Reflecting Pool Algae 2028

Honestly with all the reflecting pool news I picked a fantastic time to finally read my environmental microbiology textbook huh

This is a deep-sea isopod. Dr. Johanna Weston, a deep-ocean biologist and guest investigator at @whoi.edu, is confident this is Bathyopsurus nybelini, one of her favorite animals. Learn why via the YouTube caption: youtube.com/shorts/DenUj...

I have caught up on that Digital Circus stuff. It's fun. It is also extremely funny to me that this is like, this big cultural moment for people? I like it but it's not ... I worry that there is a lot of weight being attached to it that it cannot bear, basically

Shoutouts to therapy tbh. Tbqh.

wowow nintendo switch 2

I earnestly think you should just never say any part of any videogame is "too easy" as a point of needing to change the game to add friction. Every time I read it as a take the urge to yell "touch grass" is so potent that I can't even spell correctly for five minutes

Fire Emblem on my birthday. It has to be good now. Please I need this.

i cannot fucking believe I',m going to go onto the Nintendo eShop in a few months and purchase Touhou 6 Embodiment of Scarlet Devil Remake in ENGLISH LANGUAGE on my NINTENDO SWITCH 2 SYSTEM what the fuck is happening

AI sucking all the funding out of industrial synthetic biology and then making all these desperate please to regulate DNA synthesis to prevent bioweapons is so fucking funny dude. The solution to every problem is just shoving every AI dork in a locker for life, honestly. Genuinely.

The San Francisco City Attorney's "ultra-processed food" lawsuit is extremely unserious www.sf.gov/news-san-fra...

God there really is nothing quite like a gamer saying something should have been "harder" to make me genuinely peeved. Motherfucker out here reminding the teacher we had homework due what the fuck man

can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat

Damn so they make you jump through like, a FUCKTON of hoops to get unemployment benefits huh? This shit is wild. All this paranoia about stuff like fraud and realistically it just means nobody who actually needs this is gonna be able to access it

We've all been expecting corporations to move away from gay pride messaging this year but Microsoft decided to sunset GitHub Copilot on the first day of Pride Month and I think that's beautiful

Lol. Lmao.

Munnopsid (breast-stroke) isopod carrying sargassum. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 924 #Doldrums #MarineLife

making a list of the hottest ak women like: saria, muelsyse, kristen, nasti, dorothy, astgenne, jara, ferdinand, silence, joyce,

This is how I can gauge just how many English-speaking Redditors have never smelled a putrid dumpster lmao y'all wouldn't survive an elementary school trip to the local landfill and it shows. Natto smells like its own thing and y'all need to live a more curious life, show respect for B. subtilis!

Gotta be my GOAT youtu.be/VcsSgDulm0I?...

Most of my day today was navigating state healthcare and reading a literal textbook about microbial ecology. Words cannot begin to express how much harder the former was for me lol I am extremely grateful to have healthcare options but holy shit dude

The thing about getting laid off is that at some point it sinks in that your new job is looking for a job and that's like. Man. What a terrible job.

Man I don't even follow Hasan or enjoy watching him but seeing how many weird oped hit pieces they're putting out for him makes me think he's doing something super important lmao

Romance is hard when you're not willing to settle for anything less than someone who's way outta your league

Few things make me cringe as much as AI and software specialists trying to talk about biological and chemical risk. It's just nonstop and everything is so dramatic in ways that are so ignorant

Happy birthday to Fate/Grand Order's Leonardo da Vinci on April 15!

So is thinking that every Arknights Endfield character design is just a flatly and somewhat insultingly worse version of an existing Arknights design like, a biomarker of my age? Or is there just a collective way that our brains are cooked for this, too, and not just attention span