I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR!!!!

It’s my birthday :>

It’s my birthday on Friday so everyone is obligated to be nice to me this week or I’ll cry

I have a co worker who just regurgitates popular memes or posts as their own jokes irl and…I wanna laugh but like I saw that post on Facebook like 25 times from 25 different people pretending it’s original Am I hater? Yes

My fear of changing my appearance in fear of having an identity crisis needs to be studied fr

Good morning

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

Who else had a nightmare last night

It makes me so insufferably mad when people say my name wrong. How does one not let them be bothered by this 😒

being a uterus haver is so fucking miserable

LIFE IS WORTH LIVING

It’s so weird when people talk about their gym life. Suddenly cutting calories and counting them and cutting out certain foods or only eating at certain times so that when they look at the scale it gives them serotonin - all of that is fine But when I DID THAT!!! I had an eating disorder 😐

ever have a sibling that’ll send you a couple reels in a row so then you think “oh ok I’ll send them some now!” But they never open them and now you feel you’re just being annoying when you send them more and more knowing they just aren’t gonna open them? I have a 15 y/o brother..can you tell? 😔

I need a coffee and a nap and a sweet treat and a hug

Thinking about you

glorp

I’m feeling evil today

One thing about me? I’m GONNA ARGUE. Can’t be stopped

I hate trump so bad 😒

I am SO ridiculously sick of having morning sickness

nah i think imma sleep.

I feel like a boomer 😔 I’m not chronically online enough to wanna say shit like “I fuck with this heavyyyyyy” “This is so ____ coded” “No cap” Also wtf is gloving…and why does my co worker keep saying “he was lowkey gloving fr” Am I…..what I think elder millennial humor is now!?

I can’t stop thinking about how people really say “ngl” in every sentence when it’s just the most mundane shit ever. “I’m ngl I don’t like mondays” I just can’t unhear how much people say shit like that 😭

If all your selfies are A.I and it’s so noticeable that it looks FAKE, I will block tf out of you. Lmao

I need nap so bad

Update: busted my ass on ice 😔

I think I’m so so so over this snow

Trying to pay down my debt to buy a house is hard :(

Now that I’m pregnant I swear I’m not gonna post about it 25/8 (I’m lying) But WHY does everyone wanna give me their fuck ass opinion on what they went through so that’s how I should do things and blah. Pls I beg….take me out back

I wish I could summon a tea whenever I wanted to drink some 😔 why must life be so hard

What’s everyone doing today? It’s -3 degrees here Or -19 Celsius for my abroad friends :((((

I have come back from the depths of low internet time only to say that I now have a little goose coming in 8 months :)

Hi :>

I have today off work and I just spend it cleaning 😔 being an adult has killed me

This year has been…a roller coaster but all in all. Things do get better, just had to see it through 💖

Hi….im feeling 79% evil rn

Good afternoon

was late for TWO classes and one meeting today

men fear me and fish love me

Lesbians are so good at Halloween costumes bc why did I just see a girl dressed up in Benadryl and her partner was the hat man Like girl 🧎‍♀️ you win

little known fact but god smiles on you when you give me your money

hey (with the intention of sneaking into your room at night to steal your teeth)

when that first sip of coffee hits 🥹🗽

Good morning, everyone 🌤 Hope yall have great days today !

Mama I’m feeling like Martha AND Stewart