the Onion is such a white guy comedy. It's up there with dril, and everything that nathan fielder and tim robinson do

People of Iran have been saying for years that there are no hardliners/non-hardliners in the regime. People here insist that the war has caused the hardliners to gain power. Whenever that happens, the regime does something that proves the people right. The heads of 3 branches literally said so today

“Every streamer is fundamentally unserious and/or actively evil” is probably my most out of touch old person take, but I don’t think it’s steered me wrong yet

I have zero interest in any of the arguments about Hasan Piker because my immediate response from the moment I heard about him was

@support.bsky.team hi! my account got hacked. can you help me figure out next steps?

Season from hell

The levels of Apologia of this regime on this website I see is horrifying as its victim I really wish you would just live for 1 year under a regime like this before opening your fucking mouth

once you start seeing this stuff in terms of writers and builders talking past each other it’s impossible to stop. LLMs make language but language has at least two very different important functions right now and LLMs are way better at one than the other

“if you didn’t give enough of a shit to write it why would I give enough of a shit to read it” is a pretty reasonable argument. “If you didn’t give enough of a shit to code it why would I give enough of a shit to use it” is completely incoherent

It’s getting pitched again, so I’ll once again reiterate that replacing the NBA draft with some form of free agency is lunacy. In a league without pro-rel, you have to give at least the appearance of every franchise having a chance. Thats the whole point of having a draft.

This is mostly an excuse for me to repost this, but I reject the idea that Jalen Johnson is a WAY better All-NBA candidate than Scottie. Defence is a thing. Raps are WAY better with Scottie on floor, Hawks are mildly better with JJ on floor. JJ is v. good. He's just not a way better candidate.

They have cut off the Internet for people, destroying their livelihoods and taking away their freedom and basic rights, meanwhile they're out there trolling. Truly the worst people ever.

این ویدیوی مسلمون نیستم ایرانی‌ام هر بار یک درجه شفاف‌ترم می‌کنه، می‌زنه دقیقا جایی که باید

This seems like it couldn’t get any more random, and then you learn that the daughter in question is Jorginho’s stepdaughter, and her father is in fact Jude Law

Enzo has definitely justified Le Fee that Sunderland paid for him

Democrats Are Too Cozy With Hasan Piker: There’s no excuse for failing to call out antisemitism on the left. www.wsj.com/opinion/free...

I had to move back after the water started

I really can’t believe we’re reiterating the Trita Parsi nonsense about reform from 10 years ago again! Even if we concede Rouhani or Khomeini as moderates, there were no way that IRGC or any other powerful organization would have let them become supreme leaders/

I once got 955 comments telling me to kill myself for writing a dumb Athletic column so I expect that basketball guy to stop before hitting 956 out of respect

Say hello to the Islamic Regime's third supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei And say it fast because, you know

بچه های بلو اسکای بیاین رویه و رهبر مورد نظرتونو پیدا کردم

Woahh

I think the players taking the kickoff should just boot it out for a throw-in — but as close as possible to the opponent’s goal line — so you can set up a more dangerous press. And honestly, we should start rating kickoff takers based on how close they can kick it out near the opponent’s goal line

انقدر شر مطلق تو جنگ این روزا واضحه که ردفلگ‌تر از نسبت دادن "جنگ‌طلب" به آدمایی که میخوان کشورشون آزاد شه نمیبینم

Am I crazy, or is Chelsea doing corners crazy today? like only 4 or 5 guys in the box, no meatwalls

Khamenei's son, the new supreme leader!

what if the main victim of TAA leaving Liverpool is their set piece threat

This is so different from the 12-day war in June. Every one of the people I know who lives in Tehran has stayed in Tehran waiting for Reza Pahlavi to call on them to go to the streets and fight the regime.

@michaelcaley.bsky.social I think this makes 2 more possible as their strategy right?

@mehdirhasan.bsky.social this is not even factually true lol you are rage-baiting now

اینو میخوام اسکرین شات بگیرم هر بار کسی درباره مدرسه حرف زد برای محکوم کردن حمله اینو جواب بدم

That's exactly it. If you know the Islamic Regime, an inside job seems like a strong possibility

@nytimes.com ?????

The school children thing has no basis outside the regime that claimed it only killed 3000 people, not 30000 last month. It could have happened but it is such an outlier that I need much more evidence.

You what gets me the most? People are pretending that US attacked just a random country in the middle east that was minding its own business. Even if we disregard the millions of people who were killed in Iran by this regime, which I know you don’t care about when it’s inconvenient for you since no/

If you are upset about the Iranian diaspora holding Trump pictures (the guy who killed their dictator and the murderer of millions of us) but were fine with Palestinian diaspora holding pictures of Khamenei and the islamic regime’s flags, i don’t know what to tell you

The pariah state is the one attacking civilians on all its neighbours and its own country right now not the US.

It’s the “Islamic Republic of Iran”. It’s the “Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corp”

Putting the Trump regime in the same sentence as the islamic regime in iran (it’s really interesting that everyone here conveniently omits that part) is just crazy

Khamenei’s death is announced on the regime’s TV😍❤️😭

خامنه‌ای هم مرد و جنتی هنوز زنده است.

You know nothing about the Iran situation and the Iranian people if you think this applies to us

I would believe you guys were worried about Iran if literally one of you acknowledged how happy everyone is about the death of the murderers who ruled us all our lives