This also needed an update oof~

Real nerds know that they don't wear glasses as theirs were broken in half; and got called "four eyes" during their last run in with the Murphey Brothers.

That punk kid who scowls at you every time you pass by? I own his ass after school. I'm under the bleachers with him, stretching out his tighty whities. He's biting his knuckles to muffle his squeals; tears of pleasure and overstimulation are leaving eyeliner trails down his cheeks. 😘

-100 aura

test my shitty unfinished game!!1! calzcrom.itch.io/spitballs?se...

AAAAH! OH this is perfect lol. Only August would be nerdy enough to attract the attention of wedgie giving extraterrestrials lol.

Check out this story by @wedgiefy.bsky.social its got wedgies, it's got a pathetic twink Roman emperor. What's not to love?

Hey! Decided to skip third period Roman history with Professor Hardass? I got you covered! 😉 New wedgie story out by your truly! www.deviantart.com/wedgify/art/...

No way bro

Wikipedia currently has a load-bearing *is* that is on the verge of becoming a *was* if rumors are to be believed

Frat themed commission for a lovely follower! 💜

This is how I imagine all of my Watchers lol

Your a pay pig? In this economy? 😭

Now kiiiiiiith…. SIKE! Get absolutely destroyed, nerds! Ha! How’s that cotton taste?! The only kissing you’ll get is when your face kisses the bottom of a toilet bowl! …I play rough with my toys. Quickish thingy to follow up something I made for patreon last month hehe~

You guys really like it when I write overtly sexual stories, lol. Maybe I need to do more of that lol. Fr though thanks for the reception the new stories gotten! It's on track to surpass my complete Tears of the Waistband series in terms of likes lol.

NEW STORY!!! Careful......this one is hot 😈 www.deviantart.com/wedgify/art/...

An alternative of my pfp lol Me when I'm talking doctor who and vinyl with the nerds Me when you shake me down for lunch money and threaten to wedgie me so hard I'll need a wheel chair....

You ever just watch some high quality wedgie porn (you know the creators on here and on Twitter) and their house is nice af and you wonder to yourself how much money getting power wedgied in your living room will make you?

There are some folk in this community that are so fucking cool but are impossible to DM cause of Blueskys rules regarding that.... 😓 so sad

Getting Ready 😈 whose undies do I need to pull?! 🩲 #wedgie #dom #kink #bdsm #briefs

The dream vs the reality >/////< Featuring @dannyboi-nsfw.bsky.social Art by @brieflyy33n.bsky.social

He may be small, but this monkey has got some big moves

A new month, and I alreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady have a sticker >//////<

I'm struggling to decide which sucks more.... this hanging wedgie I'm in, or the fact I still need to study for finals WHILE I'm stuck in the hanging wedgie.... 😖

Some of my favs cx You do the streeeetch and beaver tails REALLY WELL

I am all in favor of banning or even outlawing AI art if it means never seeing another piece of AI generated wedgie slop on DA.

Sometimes I forget flagpole wedgies are not only real but logistically possible and it makes me deeply sad nobody in High School was willing to take one for the team and string my dorky ass up for wearing a pocket watch. 😔

Someone give me an atomic wedgie rn, I'm doing nerd shit and my little arms can't do it 😖

Ooooh that's good lol. Pure wedgie ASMR~

H...hey man, yeah I've got you're homework...but don't you think we're a bit old for this, next thing I know you'll be giving me a WEDGGGIIIIEEEE!!!

Atomic wedgie at the Nerds vs Bullies event

Wedgie Wednesday Flashback to that time I found myself in a locker with my buddy @brieflyy33n.bsky.social Oh the daaay we had that day, definitely a bonding experience and plenty of time to get to know each other >////< But we never did figure out WHO it was that jumped us and left us in there...

Whats that super nerd!

I've gotten better at rivals for sure, but sometimes its just not my night and I let the team down a bit, so we have to bring spirits back up and that sometimes means also bringing my underwear up 😵😖😵

sluttiest dweeb ever?

Every 2 months this tweet resurfaces, gets 20 likes, and goes dead seemingly at random. It's not even, like in the top 10 of my tweets lol. Why do you like this one? lol

Some of you may be wondering why I haven't made a "national wedgie day" post, and that's because I only celebrate the REAL national wedgie day: July 6th. My birthday, lol. #wedgie

One of the best lol

ABDL moots be like, "You've got one hour to finish this. WHO ARE YOU BRINGING??"

Butt what about this?

Local lab Nerd checking in for the day with the proper outfit 🫡

Man, I remember back in the glory days of twitter when creeps of all creeds and backgrounds blew up my DM's wanting the opportunity to make me their personal nerd. Now my DM's are dead empty, and it's a lonely world 😔. I almost miss being constantly cyber bullied by chronically online gooners....

Which is brighter? My nerd aura or my tighty whities? 😖

I love brutal wedgies. Like wedgies of ass-destruction that leaves the reader cringing. Imagine a mortal combat finishing move, but instead of blood and viscera, it's a red-faced wailing nerd getting his tighty whities crammed up his ass with so much force they're lodged in his cheeks permanently~

Normalize giving dorks (me) life altering super wedgies ✨🥰❤️

Saw you in the corner of the party, thought I'd come over and say hey! Why are you blushing all of a sudden? 🤔

I hear bullying is good stress relief...

Remember this trend?

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Whimpers #wedgie #bullying