hi

COME BACK HERE!!! #calzcrom

Windy up there, eh? #calzcrom #wedgie

Windy up there, eh? #calzcrom #wedgie

feeling better today. im gonna go back to doing my art in a small resolution because it helps with my perfectionism over the lines.

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

The Ceaseless Suffering of Simon S. Salty

Is this against dress code? #animaion #fanart @atasticforreal.bsky.social office lady

i finished the lineart but its not really up to my standards. idk how to get good

Welp, looks like it's time to jump ship already

i have got to fucking finish this one man

lazy drawing i did in 30 minutes

what shall this devious AND FUCKING UGLY HOLY SHIT I’m A BAD CHARACTER DESIGNER man do next

i cant draw i cant draw i cant draw i cant draw i cant draw

lets pretend this is something that resembles being finished please

iiii cant finish nothing no more

I finally figured out what I like about wedgies in particular: it's the idea of The Nerd™️ really straining against his wedgie; squirming and struggling with the intense discomfort, it crammed in and pinching at every little place; later he has to take a while of futzing about to finally get it fixed

This old drawing is one of my favorites, so here's an alternate angle

bus seat gap wedgie. an old fantasy of mine.

groundbreaking discovery: I DON'T actually have to say every stupid thing that pops into my head.

this linear algebra shit too hard. need a teacher with a bitmoji who tells me im fantabulous

just had this dream where I was turning phil into a girl???

dog philosopher be like: but WHY am I the good girl? 🤔

thanks to everyone for being nice to me despite my weirdness. i have excruciating anxiety over how many stupid things i've said, but it brings me relief that you guys accept me anyway.

Be sure to smash that mildewfrogging like button

its mostly phucking finished ok #wedgie #bullying

my psychiatrist is putting me on a higher dose of the normal pills 🗣️🔥

WHHHYYYYY YOU

ive underestimated wet willies this whole time. theyre real hot

hornet

using sin cos and tan? yes I do. while sitting on your face.

I get the sense he wears briefs and doesn’t do laundry very often… P.S. I’m alive.

the wip remake of my first comic (flynns guide to bullying) this makes me realize i hardly ever draw him shirtless

prismutts a bully

phil gets truth nuked

i keep seeing only the imperfections and it kills my interest to continue

i did it better this time

Too lazy to put the finishing touches on this #calzcrom #wedgie

#Caught Phil during his "private time" #humiliation #embarrassed #enm #masturbation #gay #nsfwart #calzcrom

The duality of being an empty people-pleaser: Everyone likes me more than I like me

commissioned by @rockythefurry.bsky.social #calzcrom

incest part 3 eternal wip

drew my own "sequel"/poor imitation cuz i like the original a lil too much. #calzcrom #wedgie

Steven knew what his friend wanted for his birthday. To finally be the one giving the wedgie Done by @samrockwell69.bsky.social for my friend’s birthday a bit ago

wonder how many likes id get if I drew furry guys