I made a new boy today! :D Meet Embur, your demonic servant for most needs (that don't require thinking)

john baldur's gate

I know I’m not the most impressive artist out there, but I’ve really only been drawing for like 3-4 years? I really got into it at like age 23. All this to say, it’s not too late to start trying to learn. Even if nobody else believes in you, I FUCKIN DO. Pick up that pen, babes🫰🏻

@thebriefshadow.bsky.social Why does Johnny even have a plane? He can FLY! Can’t believe you flirted with him. Slut😒

Oh Robert… At least you have your dog. Unless Shroud becomes an option, none of these options are spicy enough for me Happy #dispatch day everyone! #dispatchgame #dispatchfanart #robertrobertson #blondeblazer #invisigal

No missed calls, no failed missions. Prism is going for employee of the month! Massive fan of Thot Squad, was so excited for this game, wild coincidence for me that she’s the voice of Prism!! #dispatch #adhoc #dispatchfanart #prismfanart #prism #thotsquad #robertroberson

Day 21 and Nurse @villaincorpus.bsky.social has a new patient to take care of :3

A fun part of being a telepath (& artist) is getting to play with the dolls you never had as a kid. So of course I wanted to play out some scenarios with my two favourite toys! A lot of people forget about Winston’s shadow portals, fighting him in a dark globe was a tad… dim!🫰🏻

Love a scarecrow wedgie. Reminds me of my time in Stardew Valley!

Grindr is scary, not because of unsolicited dick pics, but unsolicited racism. I thought all of us were like Lizzo and we liked big boys, itty-bitty boys, Mississippi boys, inner city boys, etc… Open your eyes and fondle the balls, all shades of dick are suckable and lovable😌

Un-Happy anniversary to the longest Halloween night of my life! 😥

Sticker design!!! You know, I’ve never played Cult of the Lamb, I just watch Winston play.

Printer!!! … My paper is elsewhere at the moment but if you need me to scan or fax anything I’ve GOT YOU.

Yall don’t even know about my cryo slime! I dont buy a lot of merch, but this one I love. I bought it from a friend back in 2020 (he 3D printed stuff) and another friend painted it. I usually have mints in it but it has only just been unpacked!

Had a great time at the Ren Faire with Orion. He had a matching red binding on his wrist 😏🧣

You can add me on Disc, but you can’t judge me for playing terrible games like League…

Three old Halloween Costumes with @thebriefshadow.bsky.social - Rakan & Xayah (league of legends) - Brad & Janet (Rocky horror, loosely) - Lamb & Goat (cult of the lamb) Which one’s your favourite?? I’m thinking of doing the Wintersmith & Summer Lady this year… obscure, I know 😅

Important: Today is the National Day for Truth & Reconciliation. I try to embrace decolonization all year round, (I’m a villain, not evil) If you’re a fan of me, Corpus, then you should know my strongest belief is in the preservation of art and culture.

Probably won’t do locktober. I have this thing where I don’t like doing what I’m told unless I actually want to. Also, I hate trends. I’m simply a naturally defiant person.

I’m both pleased and horrified with the fact that two Sabrina Carpenter songs have now been featured in Winston’s bullying life…

Hey!!!!! I also did something else today (or tonight, the next day? either way)~ Victor from Deadlock needs some ... 'brain off' time and thankfully due to his 'Frankenstein' (monster) nature, he has a few abnormal brains on hand if he wants to relax Enjoy!!

I love those posts that are like “man I’m desperate, better take art money from the furries” Sir, the furries don’t want your human ass, they have each other. If you’re not practiced at drawing furries you won’t be any good at it (speaking from experience loool)

Definitely bully Brief Shadow with someone. I had a mall date with a civilian friend and he and I were bullying the absolute fuck out of BS. It’s fun to watch someone else bully too, I love observing with my weird soulless eyes that see too much 🧿🧿

I bet some of you dorks would love to have these two bully roommates my communication textbook is talking about 😏

Johnny has this room in his Countreecabin where he keeps a bunch of trophies. Ripped waistbands and apparently a ripped out chunk of Winston’s hair from a noogie… He’s such a freak. Gonna be hard to get Winston out of those solid gold undies. Oh well!

I’m an early riser, nerd asked me to make sure he woke up. I enter the room, alarm is going, he’s asleep. I turn the alarm off and crawl under the covers. Gently, lower waistband, take his dick in my mouth, & turn him on his side. His dick gets hard, he’s waking up… WEDGIE HIM!

Hey wait a minute, I’m an artist now. I can hyper fixate on my own niche interests and redesign the characters from my favourite 2006 DS game: Magical Starsign! This game has at least one wedgie mention, I recall. It truly has it everything.

Leg of leg. #leagueoflegends

Damian will never learn to not poke the bear. The bear isn’t happy about having Impulse’s sock slingshot into his face. The speedster sweat soaked sock, slapped against Jon’s face and stuck fast. The smell was terrible, the sweat was gross, but indignity will not go unpunished!

When you’re the face of a major organization, you don’t get a say in what advertisements you will be in. To Johnny, this one was the worst: Parading around in tight briefs & a perpetual wedgie, reading a ridiculous anti bullying ad in an attempt to sell underwear? Someone is going to pay!

Finished my stuff for the big P like a week early this month, but now I’m like, waaaay too excited to post them on the first of month. Weirdly I decided to do two pieces of fan art. DC and Dragon Prince. I don’t usually do maybe one fanart and one oc piece. Ramblings…

Devastated. I always pictured myself as the witch, not the doll 😭

I like how the rest of the drawing is going, but I REALLY like this window. My granddad used to make stained glass and I have a huge soft spot for it because of that.

Reading Winston's diary is a national pastime in Wengeville. He keeps trying to hide it in different places, but finding it is part of the fun!

Damian has had a lot of training during his time with the assassins and the bat family. It took a bit longer than he would like to admit, but when Damian freed himself from the hypnosis, he was eager to enact his revenge on Jon.

I made a spelling error and I’m humiliated… but not badly enough to go back and fix it 🫰🏻

Not to sound too much like a tinfoil hat wearer, but STOP FALLING FOR MARKETING. The tiny felt man isn’t real!

Sis gave me this cute cat keychain for my purse. It has a bell on it… I’ve had to just accept the curse of jingling like a cat as I walk 😓

👀👀 #Sett #Jayce #wedgie

Jason has been spending some time with Zach. They seem to hit it off quite well, so long as Zach can keep his mischief directed at Jason’s brothers instead of the Red Hood himself. Unfortunately (for Jason) the others were out on missions or patrol, and Zach requires entertainment!

"I followed you for art, not politics" Surprise, bitch!! Politics affects artists, too!

Happy pride month everyone! Every year, Winston spends the whole month on a flagpole to show that the Hero Corp has pride! … they have like, 2 openly queer heroes & Winston is a more expendable one. Went to pride today. The drag queens were my fave. I’d die for Sloppy Joe, & I think she’d let me.

I really had better finish this series soon, but I’m currently very busy reading this book called “Winston’s Diary” and that’s occupying a lot of my time. 😌

Being an artist is cool and all, but I feel like Geppetto until my (not captive) writer swoops in like the nerdy blue fairy and gives my creations life.

Now kiiiiiiith…. SIKE! Get absolutely destroyed, nerds! Ha! How’s that cotton taste?! The only kissing you’ll get is when your face kisses the bottom of a toilet bowl! …I play rough with my toys. Quickish thingy to follow up something I made for patreon last month hehe~

NEW STORY!!! Careful......this one is hot 😈 www.deviantart.com/wedgify/art/...

If there weren’t so many fires caused by the chemicals in these briefs, I might own a pair myself. I do enjoy things that glow! (From my patreon last year, I love collaborating with @thebriefshadow.bsky.social , and it looks like Johnny does too~) www.patreon.com/VillainCorpus

Getting the ‘royal treatment’ 👑🐁 🎨 circa 2022 for @iceleung.bsky.social & @scufflesrat.bsky.social