Important to take breaks when clearing a dungeon

When I was a youth, I thought the final lyric in mambo n0. 5 was “a little bit of you, oh wait, You’re a man!” Because of this, listening to the song made me feel awkward, and uncomfortable. The call was coming from inside the house 🏳️‍🌈

Quentin forgot about Kurt’s scary dog privileges 😔

Not to say I’m living every nerd/bullies dream but I get to wedgie him whenever I want: While he’s doing the dishes yank, while he’s asleep tug, while he’s eating pull, as soon as he gets home grab, before he leaves heave. And any time in between, is still wedgie time! 😋

Wanting to be gagged less as a kinky BDSM thing and more so I can be freed from the burden of having to respond verbally to things.

Playing with my dolls in a role play, that’s how we got here. I really like Quentin Quire. He’s just the most slimy weasel, and Kurt, oh Kurt, that silly blue guy, I want to pin him down and do things to him~

Imagine you have this really crafty bully (as in both sneaky, and good at crafting) and one day you open your underwear drawer to find all of your underwear gone except for one newly customized pair of tighty whities 😋

Nerd who has to use anti-dandruff shampoo because all the noogies leave his scalp dry 🤭

I wrote a story!!! First one of 2026. Based on a commission done by @villaincorpus.bsky.social !! Give it some love if you want 👉🏽👈🏽 and any comments on how to improve are always welcomed :3 www.deviantart.com/tronicte/art...

My style is simplistic because I’m actually afraid of drawing. Every time I draw a line I think it’s gonna fuck the whole thing up. But every time I add MORE lines it actually looks better; But the terror never leaves…

If I made a “design your own briefs” Colouring page would you guys colour it in and show me?

I have very strict boundaries about who is allowed to touch me and when. Orion and I have discussed this before, the dork must’ve wanted the wedgie…

Why would you leave a blank canvas like that so tantalizingly placed? I always carry a permanent marker 😁

He’s bigger and stronger, so the wedgies and swirlies come naturally. What’s worse is finding out your bully can also beat you at the nerd shit you like! Maybe find out if he’s any good at chess before you make a bet. My comms arent really open but @elefnante.bsky.social was willing to wait💕

I don’t like seeing people diss on natural deodorants. Like, sorry you stink? They work for me? Perhaps (and I know this is a wild concept) people’s bodies are different from one another? And don’t always act the same when exposed to substances??

Everytime I see the word “Stiles” appear I flinch away. I have not and will not engage with the wolf show. It gives me the ick. Something about it reads toxic to me, like looking at a brightly coloured frog. I’m not eating that, I know it’s gonna make me sick.

Shoutout and silent apology to that guy I hooked up with and will never see again. I ate his ass and licked his feet but when he kissed me, I gagged. Why was his mouth so cold…

I really had better finish this series soon, but I’m currently very busy reading this book called “Winston’s Diary” and that’s occupying a lot of my time. 😌

Now that BBNO$ is “retiring” Im going to use some sort of sea witch potion to take that voice and those moves for myself. No longer will my enthusiastic wiggling and squawking on the dance floor be rhythmless 🕺🏼

Read this really good “nerdification” story and then felt bad because it hit too close to home regarding friendships ending and people changing… I’ve been the bad friend in this scenario. Hot as hell, but man, the post nut clarity…

@thebriefshadow.bsky.social who the fuck is Stanfield and why is he writing “wedgie me” on your underwear?

I’m not a fan of Christmas, but I love an unorthodox mistletoe kiss. Kissing an ass, foot, cock, balls…or maybe your mistletoe is over the garbage, the toilet, your collection of nerdy briefs. Kissing things other than mouths is fun 😋

At the Mage’s Ball, Damian tries to pull one over on Jon. Unfortunately, Jon knows D’s heartbeat too well and easily heard the lie. Don’t worry, Dami, the curse only lasts until Jon’s sweaty sock is clean~ [anyone else enjoy a fantasy AU? Old P@treon thing. Still on hiatus rn]

I made a new boy today! :D Meet Embur, your demonic servant for most needs (that don't require thinking)

john baldur's gate

I know I’m not the most impressive artist out there, but I’ve really only been drawing for like 3-4 years? I really got into it at like age 23. All this to say, it’s not too late to start trying to learn. Even if nobody else believes in you, I FUCKIN DO. Pick up that pen, babes🫰🏻

@thebriefshadow.bsky.social Why does Johnny even have a plane? He can FLY! Can’t believe you flirted with him. Slut😒

Oh Robert… At least you have your dog. Unless Shroud becomes an option, none of these options are spicy enough for me Happy #dispatch day everyone! #dispatchgame #dispatchfanart #robertrobertson #blondeblazer #invisigal

No missed calls, no failed missions. Prism is going for employee of the month! Massive fan of Thot Squad, was so excited for this game, wild coincidence for me that she’s the voice of Prism!! #dispatch #adhoc #dispatchfanart #prismfanart #prism #thotsquad #robertroberson

Day 21 and Nurse @villaincorpus.bsky.social has a new patient to take care of :3

A fun part of being a telepath (& artist) is getting to play with the dolls you never had as a kid. So of course I wanted to play out some scenarios with my two favourite toys! A lot of people forget about Winston’s shadow portals, fighting him in a dark globe was a tad… dim!🫰🏻

Love a scarecrow wedgie. Reminds me of my time in Stardew Valley!

Grindr is scary, not because of unsolicited dick pics, but unsolicited racism. I thought all of us were like Lizzo and we liked big boys, itty-bitty boys, Mississippi boys, inner city boys, etc… Open your eyes and fondle the balls, all shades of dick are suckable and lovable😌

Un-Happy anniversary to the longest Halloween night of my life! 😥

Sticker design!!! You know, I’ve never played Cult of the Lamb, I just watch Winston play.

Printer!!! … My paper is elsewhere at the moment but if you need me to scan or fax anything I’ve GOT YOU.

Yall don’t even know about my cryo slime! I dont buy a lot of merch, but this one I love. I bought it from a friend back in 2020 (he 3D printed stuff) and another friend painted it. I usually have mints in it but it has only just been unpacked!

Had a great time at the Ren Faire with Orion. He had a matching red binding on his wrist 😏🧣

You can add me on Disc, but you can’t judge me for playing terrible games like League…

Three old Halloween Costumes with @thebriefshadow.bsky.social - Rakan & Xayah (league of legends) - Brad & Janet (Rocky horror, loosely) - Lamb & Goat (cult of the lamb) Which one’s your favourite?? I’m thinking of doing the Wintersmith & Summer Lady this year… obscure, I know 😅

Important: Today is the National Day for Truth & Reconciliation. I try to embrace decolonization all year round, (I’m a villain, not evil) If you’re a fan of me, Corpus, then you should know my strongest belief is in the preservation of art and culture.

Probably won’t do locktober. I have this thing where I don’t like doing what I’m told unless I actually want to. Also, I hate trends. I’m simply a naturally defiant person.

I’m both pleased and horrified with the fact that two Sabrina Carpenter songs have now been featured in Winston’s bullying life…

Hey!!!!! I also did something else today (or tonight, the next day? either way)~ Victor from Deadlock needs some ... 'brain off' time and thankfully due to his 'Frankenstein' (monster) nature, he has a few abnormal brains on hand if he wants to relax Enjoy!!

I love those posts that are like “man I’m desperate, better take art money from the furries” Sir, the furries don’t want your human ass, they have each other. If you’re not practiced at drawing furries you won’t be any good at it (speaking from experience loool)

Definitely bully Brief Shadow with someone. I had a mall date with a civilian friend and he and I were bullying the absolute fuck out of BS. It’s fun to watch someone else bully too, I love observing with my weird soulless eyes that see too much 🧿🧿

I bet some of you dorks would love to have these two bully roommates my communication textbook is talking about 😏

Johnny has this room in his Countreecabin where he keeps a bunch of trophies. Ripped waistbands and apparently a ripped out chunk of Winston’s hair from a noogie… He’s such a freak. Gonna be hard to get Winston out of those solid gold undies. Oh well!

I’m an early riser, nerd asked me to make sure he woke up. I enter the room, alarm is going, he’s asleep. I turn the alarm off and crawl under the covers. Gently, lower waistband, take his dick in my mouth, & turn him on his side. His dick gets hard, he’s waking up… WEDGIE HIM!