I need @‘s

My mom does this all the time. She only doesn’t have a problem when I’m working from home at her house 😅

I've YET to begin

Like “HOLD ON PLAYA” 😭😭😭

Got em

Damn. Was it born with teeth too? That’s a biggum

Now this is living

LETS FUCKIN GO.

“Kids won’t stay off the phone at school” Well, I’m texting mine so….

I’m going to be 35 next month. I can’t believe it. Mentally, I’m stuck at like 17

got out the shower and took a lil nap

Finally found my target 💅🏽

Now I’m sitting here thinking…why was 50 Cent beefing with Ja Rule in the first place?

I’ve just caught a stray

🧿💸😉💋

I can’t breathe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭knickers

When she comes from brunch and all that prosecco is just lube.

This lady in my stats class is getting on my last nerve 🌚.

“Rhode Island is the meanest state” Me: now how in the hell can that be? Also me: *rude as hell* 😂😂😂😂

Idk why this raggedy bitch even requested to be on friend on IG Keep stuffing all those damn kids in that Camry and leave me the hell alone

I want to keep this profile small

now. after getting clipped again. with no warning, reason etc. I’m at the point where the only ppl I wanna interact with are the people I interact with regularly. So I took a break for the rest of the week. Started fresh. and if this one goes, dassit.

2.5 years and it’s crazy because I told him from the jump he was a waste of my time lol Actually rude as hell to say that but he was a fkn asshole

Aaahhhhhh

This ain’t Spin the Block Blvd either.

My second chin dropped

Let’s ride through the city with the top down and play with each others fingers underneath the lights music.apple.com/us/album/how...

Mutually down bad >>>>>

Koala bear

Me and who?

Eat my ass

Water tastes so good

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON SIMBA 🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🎁🐱

Facts

My peace will not be disturbed. You have 1 chance.

And a TRILLIONAIRE could make 900,000 people into millionaires...AND STILL HAVE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.

Somebody needs to put his ass in a nursing home and never look back www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-cla...

Having a naturally” intimidating” aura is so exhausting. People will go to the wildest extremes to humble me or compete with me. Meanwhile, I'm literally just trying to exist. I’m not intimidating, you’re just weak. I trigger the parts of you that are tired of being mediocre.

I body slammed a bitch off the counter and onto the ground in the locker room

Men be pretending to wanna be providers so bad and don’t be having shit to provide.

Boy said this woman said she ain’t dating a man that don’t got a house or a car. But she don’t got one herself. I said “so?” Whats your point. In other cultures women don’t move out until theryre married. And if she had a place why would she be dating a man without one? So he can live w/ her? 🤣

I’m the most clueless bitch there is It has to be very in my face like “can I stick my dick in you?”

Kiss a vet when you see me 💙💙

The eyes Chico, they never lie 💁🏾‍♀️🩵🤎

Ohhh baby the way the naps just creep up on ya when you hit your mid 30s 😂😂😂

🤔🤔 I look like a baby piglet

I had to go back in the thread to see what this was about 😂