It's the Don't Go To Bed Just Yet gang that I feel sorry for #lufc

Oh man, Catherine O’Hara. What an icon. What a legacy. And for her to have played such amazing parts right up to the end of her life is a gift to us all.

I don't understand why people seem to be saying they liked Life of Chuck. It was one of the worst films I saw last year, and I saw Joker: Folie a Deux.

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

Not now, Sunderland’s inevitable demise

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Dominic Calvert-Lewin is the first player to win the Premier League Player of the Month award while playing for a newly promoted club since Teemu Pukki in August 2019, for Daniel Farke's Norwich City. (Opta)

🚨🟡🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Leeds United reach verbal agreement to sign Facundo Buonanotte! Chelsea to interrupt loan move from Brighton, leaving #CFC to return to #BHAFC and then join Leeds. Move to #LUFC will be on loan until the end of the season. Here we go, soon. 🇦🇷

My take on Khan/Farage/London. My mother in law had begun to believe rhetoric and didn't feel safe to go into London for several years despite living a 20 minutes away. We took her in between Christmas and NY - saw the lights in Oxford St - it was packed but completely joyful - and most of all safe.

As it stands, Daniel Farke is the 7th longest serving manager in the Premier League. Funny old game, eh? #lufc

Happy new year Enzo

Watching Elf for the first time

Stach steps up and starches one. Over the wall and into the net. Whip and dip. Keep the change ya filthy animals. 4-1 #lufc

Ok that’s it I’m absolutely in love with Calvert-Lewin 😍

I used to follow every nuance of politics, then it started dragging me down so badly I just let it wash over me and ignored it. As a mother of three, one who will be starting university in September, all being well, for once, I am delighted with an item of news today. Credit where it's due.

Absolutely buzzing (lol) with that result and what about Calvert-Lewis eh?! Second best scoring run of his career!

O world, thy slippery turns!

Is there a video anywhere of Ampadu being presented with the player of the match from Sky? #lufc

Turns out Enzo Maresca is just really good at losing 3-1 at Leeds.

Me at 3:02pm: I’m not going to let this match affect my emotional wellbeing. Me at 5pm:

How did I literally hate all these players an hour ago?! 🤣

Everton have reverted to the mean then

Good answer!

Just finished Alien Earth. Awesome tv.

Jesse Marsch looks back on his time at Leeds #lufc

Nice to see Gracia back in work - hope it works out for him www.theguardian.com/football/202...

This is very sad. I have been in love with the antihero she created for about 30 years. But amazing that the last thing she will be associated with is the remarkable Disney+ adaptation of her book Rivals - which she appeared in. Talk about going out on a high. Incredible woman, incredible life. RIP.

"I am sick and tired of watching people with decent, compassionate values constantly be told to accommodate the views of people who lack decency or compassion...."

Is there a pub in east or north London where Leeds fans go for games? Looking for somewhere to watch the Tottenham game on Saturday. #lufc

Goodness me, in a world that seems hopeless, this is the most bleak thing I have read. The dawn of the post-literate society open.substack.com/pub/jmarriot...

I absolutely love Marina Hyde, this is note perfect www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I’ve allowed the Farke mug back out of the cupboard this morning!

Won't bother with the rest, only interested in top 10. #lufc

Can anyone recommend anywhere to eat at Canary Wharf that's not crazily expensive and suitable for a group including 3 teenagers?

Summer just absolutely fucked off didn't it. Gave us a really good few months, hit September, pulled down the shutters and said: That's your lot mate. Clockwatching bastard.

That helped #lufc

I don’t mean to be melodramatic but I don’t think I’m ever going to get over the way that ended #lufc

We have to be better than this

The legends who fed the @thesquareball.net charity walkers this summer have had their van nicked from outside their house. Keep your eyes out please, it's incredibly distinctive and obviously means the world to them. Share far and wide too. #lufc

We’re one winger down on last season, don’t have a 10, and don’t have a striker who isn’t either a) likely to be injured for much of the season or b) demonstrably wrong for our system. I’d say two signings today would be disappointing - anything less would be pretty embarrassing. #lufc

Oh Lando 😢

Lovely stuff #lufc www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsrs...

I know it was time for Paddy to go but I don’t like the way this has been handled. He deserved better than that after all we’ve been through together #lufc

Here's an idea, and I'm just putting it out there, why don't we sign a striker who actually scores goals? Radical, I know... #lufc

Is there anyone left who honestly believes that Farke will still be here at Christmas? #lufc

I’m a bit of a connoisseur of shit Leeds performances in cup competitions & that’s up there with my all time favourites. Darlow’s majestic own goal. DCL’s truly astonishing cameo. Missing every penalty. The fact that we lost to some children at a club tearing itself apart. Positively sublime. #lufc

Bleak

Jesus

Even though it’s been a tough week, worth taking a moment to mark how fantastic Rodon has been for us - and what a perfect fit he is for the club #lufc