Fuck, I'm seeing from my notifications that the Bengals did not win the super bowl

I'm not merely contagious. I'm an

The five email apps on my phone.

Umm, what? @etvpod.bsky.social

The replies to this are showing me that blooski is not really much better than Twitter.

I wanted a shot of this person's helmet but they turned right as I snapped this and then sped away

The model has the Lincoln memorial turned to face this new arch. It directly faces the mall irl.

I will never provide my id to a free website.

All new Vocal Minority Podcast, Ep. 544, with guest @mikehudsonsucks.bsky.social where we recap Wales v #CanMNT, Revs v #TFClive, Voyageurs Cup, Caleb Porter, Pacific FC for sale, preview TFC v Crew and malarkey. vocalminority.ca/episode-544-... The Vocal Minority: a Canadian Soccer podcast.

No. Fuck you.

Excuse me, I didn't know Teams was installed on this machine. Thanks for alerting me to this fact so I can uninstall it. Again.

Ok Ozzy died you can't be mean to me today.

Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

You found it illuminating because you didn't realize that he's lying. No one wants you here. Get fucked.

Now wait a minute we should take this time to listen. They might have some good points.

Hooray! Meaningful legislation is being passed!

Imagine saying this in public.

I didn't believe it before but now I'm forced to believe that Garth Brooks really is Chris Gaines.

Confidential documents are meant to be leaked on the war thunder forum, the way God intended, not on signal group chat (It's the F-14 manual this time)

If you're the kind of person that wants to listen to me reminisce about the history of a podcast you don't listen to, here you go!

Vice president of isis JD Vance will be sworn in later today.

Trumpanomics: where only Donald Trump and his designated friends have jobs.

I love these purple kits but I only get to see the shadow side of them because of where I chose to stand today.

The wife has a headache and she just came downstairs and said she's "with ouchies" and I thought she said "without cheese" so I informed her that I had made the cheesiest rice I could find.

All new Vocal Minority Podcast, Ep. 524, and joined by @mikehudsonsucks.bsky.social to preview FC Cincinnati, talk MLS Kits (finally), recap TFC v Orlando, Canada Soccer tiers, and the usual malarkey. vocalminority.ca/episode-524-... The Vocal Minority: a Canadian Soccer podcast.

Donnie thinks Pete Rose has been kept out of the hall of fame because he committed a federal crime.

This fucker thinks Pro Palestine = pro Hamas Anti Israel= antisemitism

Rac-let me get some of that there cheese, grandpa.

Lol name one thing. Just one. I'll wait

I love boneless wings :3

Are you beginning to see what we're saying when we call him a fascist dictator?

Our president is a fucking child. We deserve to lose every international competition and have countries rename our states.

Ok we can name it the Gulf of Canada now

I hate the chiefs because I'm a Bengals fan. I hate the Eagles because I'm a human being.

Good. It's meant to be insulting. Hopefully enough for you to to better.

I get such weird notifications from ESPN, like this one where apparently the planets have their own basketball teams.

New Year's resolution: gonna start referring to my cat as my naked cat

SJC is San Jose Clash not some Senate committee.

Thomas convinced me that the answer is C. No one knows for sure so the judge has to decide which is more likely and this kind of evidence is valuable and allowed for that. #t3be

It's normal to get a glue-breaking or clip-releasing tool like the left and middle when you get a replacement phone screen. They're referred to as guitar picks for obvious reasons. Today I received an actual guitar pick with a screen.

Watching Attack of the Super Monsters. I don't often say this about creative works but someone needs to be shot for making this. It keeps snapping back and forth from stop motion to anime. Jarring every time.

Donnie doesn't know that only Republicans weaponize the debt ceiling. He wants to throw away a republican weapon?

I just found out that Ohio's state drink is Tomato Juice and I have never felt more inferior as an Ohioan. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAiF...