Saw a mudcrab, horrible creatures.

C'mon sailors! Show them why we don't have free healthcare 🫡

We're going to get the jcpoa word for word but Iran gets to keep charging tolls on the strait and all their sanctions lifted. Art of the deal baby.

HAHAHAH OMG The plan is to replace CUSTOMERS with IA? YES go for it let me know how it goes hahahahahahahahhahhah

Picture Engels as Kamala Harris. Now imagine she's trans. Doesn't look so much like my takes are caused by suffering 35 recent concussions now, does it?

I spent two weeks looking into accusations that Hasan Piker is antisemitic. What I found was damning: prominent organizations and leaders have spread total falsehoods about him. Whether he's antisemitic is for you to decide. But everyone should care when the ADL & politicians spread disinformation.

Imagining a guy sweating, racing against the clock, trying to generate a woman with the perfect boobs. He has spent weeks on this, his deadline looming over his shoulder like the scythe of Death. If he can generate perfect boobs on a woman, his family will be fed for the winter.

I love when dudes sell "AI prompting workshops" like it takes skill to type "a picture of a woman with big boobies"

Shia Islam has more respect for Jesus than American Christians.

When you post ai slop blasphemy so bad you heal the sectarian divide between Rome and Islam.

Saint Donald and the resurrection of Jeffrey Epstein

Got my @ahjohnson.bsky.social book in the mail today. Excited to read this and feel incredibly angry.

Posting angrily at the pope with AI slop, call that 95 feces.

Fun fact! There's a whole community dedicated to jailbreaking and modding kindles. You don't need to settle for this. kindlemodding.org

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

Got CNN on at work and they're talking about how Trump's threats to commit unfathomable war crimes "play into the hands of the Iranian regime". No western leader is ever responsible for their own actions, they've always been tricked by those shifty arabs with their sinister skull shapes.

As the American president threatens to annihilate an entire civilisation it brings me comfort that the bravest soldiers of liberalism have spent the past week getting mad at semi left wing twitch streamers. They kept their eye on the prize and it's all paying off in this moment.

New Take Back History! The El Salvador Civil War and Healing Through Music | Andrew Redden - TBH #4 youtu.be/yt4kBmtV3eU

Happy international asexuality day!!! 🖤💜🤍

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

I didn't know the Soviet union attacked Poland in 1939, why would they do that??

Gulf states who are mad about trump destabilizing their region have the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable

I'm so excited for hostage discourse to come back for the US pilot who got shot down. I can't wait to go put up missing posters for him in random college campuses and film myself crying when they get taken down.

a cool thing the ruling class does is run articles like this to convince you the wealthy are undeserving of a free resource, and therefore it shouldn't be universal. then they switch to convincing you that the poor are cheating, and also don't deserve it

used to be that you could put a lost CVS ExtraCare card in any mailbox & it would make it back to its owner, that brought me great comfort, now i wake up unsure how to move forward, sure i got ExtraBucks, the world mocking my very essence for a glimmer of a bygone age, but the card is gone & so am i

Listen, people took all the good dril tweets so I'm digging deeper into hyper specific things that blew up in my friend group. We still reference the brainland almost weekly, when this came out it was like a national holiday for the @vgatwtoe.bsky.social sickos.

Let's see, I've just kitted out my imperial army with the most advanced weapons in human history, my training is designed to give them PTSD, I've told them explicitly I'm sending them to die on behalf of a foreign power... What am I forgetting... Oh yeah, brutalize their family in front of them!

Dude in my OW discord got banned for hitting on other girls in the group despite being married (and his wife being a regular player). His opening line was lying about being top500, immediately after going 1&7 in a plat lobby.

>wake up >it’s trans day of visibility >open phone >kristi noem’s husband is a bimbofication sissy >go back to sleep

I'm replacing the last parts of my accord's power steering system that haven't already been replaced today. If it still leaks after this you will find my in bed crying

If anyone comes to you trying to push online age verification laws, ask them this: Why do you want Elon Musk, Zuckerberg, and Trump’s flunkies to be able to associate your online account with your government ID? Why do you want these same people to be able to identify your children online?

The president is a rapist pedophile

there has to be something deeply wrong in your soul to be able to say "idk if this is a genocide and an apartheid state actually"

60k+ of the civilians who were killed in gaza died during Biden's presidency what the fuck is he talking about?

Go home GI, your edgelord era got indexed by the Wayback Machine and a grad student is writing about you Your girlfriend started following Hasan Piker, GI GI, your meme coinS dropped 80% in value because the president’s son rug pulled you GI

AHHHHH

The girl reading this

This is sluts crew erasure

There's a word for this

I was at a rally in northern MA near the NH border. Hundreds of people, very similar energy. A lot of signs calling for an end to the war or for Trump's arrest. Anyway here's my sign.

I’ve been a journalist for 27 years. I’ve reported major stories about mass surveillance, torture, war, the military-industrial complex, police black sites, etc. But this is the most important story I’ve ever had the horror/honor to work on. For it is a story about the current phase of a genocide.

You know Todd, if you feel trapped and hopeless there is an easy way out. It would be painless and no one would blame you.

I'm going to put a gun in my mouth

It's 9/11 for guys who want to sex roleplay with trademarked Disney characters

as an outsider, i see myself in harry potter (rich, famous, most important person in the world by birthright, friends with most powerful person of all time, head of the police force, best friend is the prime minister)

When a senator has a policy that favors a foreign country, and that country gifted them 1.5 million dollars, it's a conspiracy theory to ask "hey what's up with that?"

I read this assuming Saxon was the baby he drags around the White House. This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.