Hi! I'm Bret Rhett Chet, here to tell you why you should buy and hodl SpaceX stonk. For a mere $135/share, you get pro forma tangible book value of $7.85/share, an immediate 94% dilution. New investors are putting up 48% of all capital ever invested in SpaceX in exchange for 4.2% of the shares. /1

I have my reservations about Platner but if you believe the word of a heritage foundation employee you're a fucking mark

My most conservative opinion is all gambling should be illegal. Sports betting, slot machines, $1 scratchers, everything. Zero societal benefit, unlimited harm.

Bro brought the most rancid vibes in there with him.

Trump, Bloomberg, and Rahm Emanuel? If the Knicks want to win this thing, they need to refuse entry to shitty politicians.

Loser is an airborne contagion and Trump is a superspreader

The return of the hand of the artist. Though calling it "primitive" is very funny.

Milan. Les noms des enfants palestiniens tués à Gaza par l'armée israélienne. 18 457 noms.

We somehow managed to get to 100 episodes so we thought it would be fun to go back to episode 1 and hit some tunes we missed.

When I visited my niece, she showed me her favorite pokemon card, it was a Pikachu card she got from a happy meal. It was bent to shit because she carries it in her pocket everywhere. That's the energy I want from Pokemon fans. I'm sick of everything being a hustle.

This has been sitting on my desk for too long. time to actually finish her.

Gundam! Gundam!!!

'ooOOooh our AI systems are so good they're scary' is an advertisement designed to keep the hype up. it is entirely untrue. no large language model is any more conscious than a calculator, and they will never get any closer

Fuck everything about this rotten country man

I would def watch adult home movies 🍿

every day this Kafka-esque roach man spends 8 hours on stream explaining to an audience of 11 year olds that wiping your ass is gay, why the fuck do we have to take his opinions seriously?

This story is fucking crazy by the way

Happy pride here's a doodle of soldier76

Welcome to the club

Graham Platner has all the markings of a lone wolf mass shooter which is why I'm volunteering and donating to get him into the senate as soon as possible.

Trying to figure out how my printers that still have 8 bit control boards are gonna be brought into compliance and alternating between laughing hysterically and sobbing uncontrollably

Good god, fuck Everytown for pushing this garbage and California’s legislature for buying it. FOSS printers are about to get a lot more valuable.

I hate Sam Levinson almost as much as Sam Levinson hates women

Finally, a sovereign wealth fund with a dumber investment strategy than Saudi Arabia's vision2030.

happy birthday!

Bold take from a guy who looks like a reanimated rat corpse

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd Writer from Jerusalem. Palestine Correspondent at the Nation, editor-at-large at Mondoweiss.

I'm in charge of purchasing at my company and I switched us over to WB Mason.

Another banger coming this week and we talk about Street Fighter Zero with @shujinacademy.bsky.social

I know for a fact that this show sucks cause no one I know is drawing horny art of any of the characters

Really fascinated by the persistent attempts to argue the economy is great and everyone is just imagining that they can't afford anything. Anyone normal will know this is not true but it does seem like it's helping relatively wealthy people enter even more of an alternate reality.

How did I only just discover that Don Jr is marrying the daughter of a prominent Epstein enabler? Her late dad, a banker, wrote Epstein a reference letter calling him "a gentleman of the highest integrity" to help get him tax breaks &… his island. Can’t make this stuff up.

Helped my brother replace the cv axle in his Odyssey and when I tell you the beating it took to get this out...

Important members of the Kaiju family were victims of a severe accident. We want to help them out in their time of need and every bit helps! Peelander-Z has been performing across the world and sharing stages with us for a long time and we love them! www.gofundme.com/f/support-pe...

Artist tip: turn on "symmetry" before drawing a Gundam and people will think you know what you're doing

We love our grunglers don’t we folks

There's someone on the r/homebrew reddit who is making an engine dashboard for their Miata using a DS and I'm in awe www.reddit.com/r/homebrew/c...

ctrl+f "gaza" no results found ctrl + f "israel" no results found ctrl + f "transgendered" 1 result found Cool.

the way they intertwine... is this yaoi?

Remember when Kamala locked Tim Walz in the basement and made this guy her campaign surrogate? Still can't believe she lost. 😞

I guess gamers have just always been like this huh