"What do we do with 20,000 unemployed ICE agents afterwards?"

If you're running as a Democrat who claims to care about the rule of law, your official position must be "I will have every ice employee arrested and prosecuted day one." Anything less is unserious.

I'm gonna patent an AI that fucks your wife when you can't get it up.

Everyone check out @kayandskittles.bsky.social 's new podcast. Though it doesn't involve me and I can never forgive them for that, it's a vital and important topic for these dogshit days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW6a...

Oh shit, new project by Kay of @kayandskittles.bsky.social fame! Take Back History show sounds like it’s gonna be siiiick. 🤩 youtu.be/VW6ao1WvAIE?...

Back for the new year with an episode only 51 years early to talk about Cyberpunk 2077 with @tieria.bsky.social and i'm hoping the licensed music gods won't smite me for this one.

Many of the children """allegedly""' raped by Trump and Epstein were trafficked from other countries. Legally speaking those countries would be well within their right to strike the white house.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

I hereby declare myself government in exile, opposition party to the illegitimate regime. I expect to receive my peace prize in the mail any day now. So if you're interested in purchasing rights to America's vast natural resources, my DMs are open.

Chairman Xi there is precedent, you know what needs to be done. Your troops will be greeted as liberators .

Sadly he is a Brutal Dictator [citation needed] so even though I assure you I don’t like this, it’s Necessary for Reasons

Hold on guys, middle class commentators in the Unlimited Genocide Country are reliably informing me he was a bad guy so maybe it's not that bad to kidnap the leaders of other countries?

The FIFA peace price winner?

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

I definitely feel at home in my new office. I already took apart one of my printers and halfway through fixing it said "eh too much work" and left it in pieces.

2025 recapped

I need you to see the absolute feast I cooked

Cover of the December 1997 issue of Animedia magazine. Cover art by Sayuri Ichiishi.

Everything is terrible

are you proud of him for *not* being a pedophile? the bare minimum? sober up old man this shit is weird

Manufacturing (age of) consent

most angsty minidisc player ever just a moment captured in time🧵

Actual footage of @rudefoxalton.bsky.social

I've been posting about this kind of content for a minute and can now rest easy knowing that i am more on the pulse and have more interesting things to say on the topic than the fucking wall street journal.

Congratulations you fucking morons

This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.

Only if your grandmother looks like this

This was so much fun!! CRT Soundsystem is one of my favorite podcasts out there and you're going to love this episode

You will be visited by three spirits

Windows OS requirement

We are charlie Kirk We honor his life While vice president J. D. Vance fucks his wife

Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you. Prepare accordingly

wow mr president, you're looking very based and alpha today sir

AI is NOT inevitable. Keep not using it. Uninstall Copilot from your computer. Refuse to use programs bogged down with it. Complain loudly about it when they shove it into the programs you use. We can starve the slop machines.

When your mod load order gets fucked up

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"It's tekkenin' time!" - Dr John Tekken, maybe. This week we're joined by @mikemcgb.bsky.social to talk some Tekken as well as the state of arcades in the 90s among other things

This should be a national holiday

Because rainbow genocide is still genocide what the fuck are we doing here? These bombs aren't theoretical they're being dropped right now

I’m howling.

At this point Grok's system prompt is just the full text of Elon's turner diaries self insert fanfiction

YOU WERE THE VICE PRESIDENT YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH