Well that’s one way of getting out of being roasted!

Well… does he like butter tarts?

What’s the tipping point? When does the straw hit that camel’s back? What’s Elon’s billions worth if the system collapses? One catastrophic launch that kills astronauts or civilians and SpaceX is toast. Will they all feel safe in their castles when the other countries smell the blood in the water?

Spillin the tea ☕️🤭🤣

How come we aren’t taxing political contributions outside of direct to candidates? Think of what 15-20% of PAC money could do. Or whatever “Gift Tax” is these days. I mean if we can’t get rid of Citizens United, we can at least tax the shit out of it. And those “donations” need to not be write offs!

Here’s an idea… don’t do things that are illegal or wrong. And even it’s “morally ambiguous” maybe don’t do things you wouldn’t want a video of being released!

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Thou shalt not send women unsolicited pictures of your penis. Nobody wants to see that shit, you disgusting fuck.

I just want to make one final point tonight. A number of women received cease-and-desist letters from Eric Swalwell. My wife did not. Every woman involved, except my wife who went on the record, has remained anonymous. 1/2

It’s so cool that the pope can’t stop tweeting about how much God hates the American government

Holy shit the amount of women jumping on the "why now" bandwagon??? Let's put aside ALL the bullshit and ask; does someone like this deserve to be governor of a state? Hell no! That should be all that matters. Not timing. Not "Roger Stone". It's not that hard!

"Trump's not conservative" Oh no you don't. No no no no no. I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that. But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.

Pointing out Congressional inaction on impeachment is not mean. It is not partisan. It's factual, because we observe their actions. We can either fix this by pressuring them to do their jobs or by voting them all out, but it must be fixed. Soon. Country over party, folks. Demand better.

Ahahaha!! So that’s my problem!! 😂 @pinkmouse.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social @docmurphydog.bsky.social @sassysister27.bsky.social @maryosteen.bsky.social @annettebeebe.bsky.social

What I do?! Lol

I wanna point out something serious. The admin has been complaining about Iran winning the information war. This same administration shut down Voice of America, and other information operations the US govt does. It’s a self goal. Actions have consequences

People like to bitch about bureaucracies holding up progress… but they ARE supposed to be safeguards preventing shitstains from doing whatever the fuck they want!

That's for sure. He is definitely not American citizens first.

posting this 'ol thing again for no reason

And here I am, wondering how much everything depends on the “Two Person Concept” and the willingness of at least one of them to do the right thing. And then remembering that there’s a lot more 2p teams than just one…

An upcoming Montana ballot referendum would deny corporations the power to spend in state and federal elections. If it passes in deep red Montana, it could pass anywhere. State by state, this could effectively nullify Citizens United. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1fPbGHe3xE

Thoughts and prayers for everyone suffering from CALIFORNIA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME this morning. California's economy is pulling ahead and growing faster than the ENTIRE NATION!

This is a no-brainer.

The worst people you know keep making great points H/T @amysiskind.com

A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever 💔

I mean… what it half the country just said fuck it and left for parts unknown. GDP = Gone Workforce = Gone Farms/Ranches = Gone All Volunteer Military = Gone Average Intelligence = In the gutter Incest = Thru the roof Insurance Companies = Bankrupt China/Russia at each other’s throats to get here!

Is your 401k up at least $30,000?!

The real reason republicans hate Bad Bunny is because he promotes Puerto Rico and they know that the President of Puerto Rico is a pedophile.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

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If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there? Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff." You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!

One thing I've learned from the Internet is that a lie needs 0% proof to be believed, but the truth requires thousands of pages of proof and still won't be believed.

On this episode of 'Headlines That Aged Like Month-Old Milk'... Got any comment on this @thehill.com?

Sharing from a community of video gamers I am a part of. I do not personally know these folks, but it's a veteran and since I can only donate a small amount, I'm passing it along since I hope if I ever need the same one day, folks who don't know me would do the same. Thanks! gofund.me/b2740dae

Who did this?

On the bright side, there have been zero gender reassignment surgeries done in public elementary, middle or high schools since Jan. 20. And there have been zero reports of humans eating pets in Springfield, Ohio. WINNING!

missionlocal.org/2024/11/cali... Nothing says “Come together and fight to make the right changes for everyone!” Like canceling a program because kids decided to get involved with fighting to make the right changes… Uffduh!