...okay....

Oof. Back-up center is the toughest position to be?

Seahawk Defense is legit

Remember how stressful and tense it used to be to watch Seahawks games?

Sam Darnold to JSN is the TRUTH. GoHawks

Actually it's cool that my comedy show can't get into festivals that aren't in my city. It's fun seeing all my pals in other cities having fun! Gives me way more underground credibility. Sketch comedy festivals are afraid of us! (Or don't consider us sketch comedy...)

lets goooo katieee

I grew up watching the television show, 24. Fucking loved it, even if it was an insannnne show, and it's latter seasons were batshit. Anyways - this presidency has felt like we've been living through a couple season's worth of 24's. Where's Jack Bauer when you need him?!

Don't let them perpetuate this false narrative!

New monologue I'm gonna try out at my next audition

Seattle is dumb as hell... yes, let's vote to re-elect the rich, tone-deaf, douche who pulled a gun on a pregnant woman over a parking spot, because the other candidate gets some help with childcare from her parents...

This guy's interesting youtu.be/ZrGD6w6n0LA

I don't even care about the NBA (fuck them for allowing my Sonics to be stolen!) but this story has been wild to follow. And now it's getting wilder.

BRING HIM HOME

Hay dios mio, this is already in a couple of weeks! If you're in the Seattle-area, come out! It's going to be fun. You can buy tix at finetonightlive.com

Seahawks 10 game road-win streak is wild. I remember the days when traveling-east for a road-game would mean a guaranteed L

Wow. My most successful post on Bluesky is about the frozen burrito inventor dying.

RIP to a real one

Wanted to see Toronto pull this out because I believe in parity but this is why it’s important to be a single issue hater. Wishing a long and dreary off-season to John Schneider’s passive-aggressive ass.

I hope butt-plug-shirt Blue Jays fan guy, burns all his dumb shirts tonight.

Turns out being up 3-2 and heading back to Toronto is the worst position you can be in.

I'm a petty-fuck, but YAY DODGERS!

Ernie Clement annoys me like Chuck Knoblauch used to annoy me

Teoscar sucks

If i were president of baseball, i'd ban bible quotes from hats. you can only say funny stuff on your hat, or something to honor a dead person or somebody going through some bad stuff.

Comedy is ILLEGAL again

At a point where, if Emma Stone is in it, I will watch it.

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play? a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

Bugonia was a blast. Might be my fave Yorgos movie

I loved cheering on Yoervis "Funky Cold" Medina :( Can old Mariners prospects stop dying, please? :( www.kiro7.com/sports/mlb/s...

I wish Muni was on this team

World Series games don’t even let you go to sleep anymore. Because of woke.

I kinda feel bad for this dude

Yamamoto warming up is willllddd

Blue Jays fans:

Blue Jays fans freaking out hearing Little is warming up

I came up with this idea as a child, and it's "Loser" by Beck

Doesnt feel like this will necessarily go well for Kershaw, but let's see

"THANK GOD THEYRE BRINGING BACK FEAR FACTOR!!!" - nobody

THEY SHOULDVE LEFT TY FRANCE IN THE GAME, THAT PLAY WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED!

George Springer being replaced by Ty France is like... best of all worlds!

Tyler Glasnow after giving up a home run

To make/win a world series, the Mariners must sign a player named Will Smith

My impression of all the anti-Zohran NY democrats

Fuck Bruce Harrell