Meet Odin. The newest member of the family. Turns out neither my wife, nor I, can bear the thought of doglessness. #odin #dogs #puppy #welcomehome #joy

Footloose…..with a really cool video…

Yep

I’ll try not to spam you all with too many dog photos but, you know, this dog was THE best. I have no theological basis for dog having an eternal soul but if they don’t there’s something fundamentally wrong with a heaven where you don’t get your beloved companions back.

Absolutely in bits. Today our gorgeous Toy Poodle, Spike, passed away peacefully on the sofa next to me. He was THE best dog in the whole world. This photo was taken yesterday. His last trip to the park he loved. #RIP 😢😢😢😢

We know this is fake for several reasons.. 1. The Earth is way more than 6,000 year old 2. Adam and Eve’s story is a metaphor not literal fact 3. Keith Richard’s was busy photographing the dinosaurs when he was young.

Christmas is coming. Get a thrilling romp about bank robbing pensioners on a mission to right wrongs for the book lover in your life! UK amzn.to/3MI4QAd USA a.co/d/h34u21i #novel #bankrobbers #thriller #romp #pensioners #geriaction #christmas #presentideas #presents #reading

Everything is shit but young people discovering and falling in love with Discworld still brings me tremendous joy Yes, youth of today: Nanny Ogg IS awesome

A brilliant track. Love it.

How about the BBC tells him to fuck all the way off. And when he’s got there to fuck off some more? #Felon47 #Asshole

Another marvellously crap scam email offering to promote my book. They couldn’t even be bothered to replace the filler text “Your book” with the name of one of my books! Oh and I’m sure that book club really exists. Really absolutely certain. USA a.co/d/9OgffvX UK amzn.to/3P6knbu

One of the joys of being an author with an email address in the public domain is receiving emails like this. Obviously it’s AI generated but I’ve still blacked out the name in case it’s impersonating a real person! At least some AI’s are enjoying Coronnol! USA a.co/d/9OgffvX UK amzn.to/3P6knbu

Me Too😊

I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink. I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.

Zack Polanski said the Green Party would be open to a Referendum on the Royal Family. Do you want a Referendum so we can vote to get rid of this monstrosity?

Fawlty Towers star Prunella Scales dies aged 93. 😢 She was class in Fawlty Towers. Absolutely perfect in the role of Sybil.

It's just patriots (actual patriots) being patriotic.

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Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand. Squid (they’re too intelligent and gross to be food) The Man Who Wasn’t There Anything at all by Ed ‘effing’ Sheeran

Well done

Nigel Farage went to Dulwich College which when he attended was more expensive than Eton He earns £1.5m a year, 92% of which comes from dodgy donations His girlfriend pays £885,000 in cash to buy houses but she's a waitress. He's not a 'working man' he's very rich and corrupt

This!

Keep this in mind for the 18th. Oh and the pickle got away...

Jeff Bezos might have built a spaceship, but indie bookstores build and nurture whole communities and that is *way* more impressive and valuable.

Half way through this excellent book and have just started ‘Witches Abroad’ by Terry Pratchett for the umpteenth time.

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

I haven't had time to read up on the latest shooting, but I'm going to post my incredibly radical position that a shooting is bad no matter who did it and no matter who was shot. Stop trying to crack the code of a shooter's motives and focus on the one thing they all have in common -- the guns.

Watching this absolute belter of a film. RIP Robert Redford. www.imdb.com/title/tt0064...

Hello followers. Anyone fancy buy a book and reading it? Optionally, for extra brownie points, you can write a review and message me to tell me how much you enjoyed it. I promise to message you back. Sci-Fi lovers… amzn.to/3P6knbu Bank robbing pensioners fans… amzn.to/3MI4QAd

I’m disgusted at the rampant toadying that’s being lavished on the tangerine tyrant. I know, economically, we need the USA but surely this amount of kissing ass to the felon-in-chief is not required? Have some morals and some dignity, oh hang on it’s MPs. They hand those in on day one don’t they?

🚨 Radio repeat alert! 🚨 Our Cleopatra episode from S10 is on Radio 4 again, tonight at 11pm. Cleopatra was a brilliant politician, a ruthless leader and a massive brain-box. But she probably didn't look like Elizabeth Taylor…. With Jane Draycott & Llewelyn Morgan! 🐍 www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Well, shit. He was well worthy of the title ‘legend’. The Natural is one of my all-time favourite movies. RIP. edition.cnn.com/2025/09/16/e...

That Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, cosplaying as far-right working class martyr Tommy Robinson, manages to lure 100,000 people to London to loudly proclaim that they’re stupid racists with a smattering of violent thugs is depressing; but thanks to CCTV we should now know who they all are. #ResistTheRight

In the interests of transparency I would like to say I’ve been day drinking and I am really quite drunk. Not nasty drunk. Just wobbly and happy and ready to tell you I love you. That drunk.

What do you call a female singer who most people believe to be mythological? Atlantis Morissette

Song - Scumbag Blues - Them Crooked Vultures Film - Serpico Book - (The) Satsuma Complex

If you like free stuff, and who doesn't, then you can download six free short stories from my website philipalantyler.co.uk - two sci-fi ones, three featuring Gran Raid's heroine Marjorie Brownlow and one humourous one. Please do help yourself! (And if you like them maybe you could buy a book!)

True Blood.

Well it’s been a while since I promoted my most recent book. I’ve been far too busy with the day job. However if you like exciting action adventures try this one about bank robbing pensioners. Gran Raid - UK Paperback & Kindle amzn.to/3MI4QAd Gran Raid - USA Paperback & Kindle a.co/d/h34u21i

#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe 1. The Searchers 2. Tombstone 3. Open Range 4. Unforgiven 5. Dirty Harry 6. Bullit 7. Ice Cold In Alex 8. 2001 A Space Odyssey 9. The Matrix 10. Grosse Pointe Blank 11. Amelie 12. Life Of Brian 13. Talladega Nights 14. The Wrath of Khan 15. The Ladykillers So many more…

Well that sucks. General Zod is dead. 😢 www.bbc.com/news/article...

I concur. Hilarious.

My local independent bookshop. Highly recommended. #books #bookshop

Ahead of the 50th anniversary of Fawlty Towers, Connie Booth sets the record straight to @radiotimes.bsky.social...

Just in case you didn’t know, I’ve written two books. Coronnol is an exciting sci-if mystery adventure set in the FAR future. Gran Raid is a present-day(ish) story of elderly bank robbers with a cause. Both have great reviews. Stuck for something to read? Try one or both! www.philipalantyler.co.uk

The furthest I’ve been N: St. Petersburg, Russia E: St. Petersburg, Russia S: Johannesburg, South Africa W: Bodega Bay, California, USA (Bodega Bay is where the Hitchcock film ‘The Birds’ was set and partially filmed.)