Guilty shitbag has just pinched our whole roast chicken

Good Morning people who get owned by their spanners. Someone sent me this. 🤣Only right to share. @nessevely.bsky.social @cher69.bsky.social @lafeeverte.bsky.social (Missed a few spanner lovers who's tag I can't remember cos I am crap!)

What Ro said.

Flogging the family silver to appease a pedophile and his silicone valley thugs. #epsteinfiles 🤢

So. Just for today. I'm keeping quiet solidarity for my American friends. FUCK OFF TRUMP. PEADOFILE #epstein

Who's up for A Guinness Book of Records challenge? • The most whoopee cushions sat on in one minute; 💩👍 news.sky.com/story/guinne...

Worth paying attention to this account gang #FF

Morning Mizzle in the Shire 🌦️

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Yeh - This chap isn't holding back.

Farage lying. Naw. Never. Tax dodging grift? @000iamsoops.bsky.social @t-rexit.bsky.social @nessevely.bsky.social

Prof Lily. 🤨 (Posting to mark myself, safe x).

Epstein Survivors Press Conference Sept 3rd, 10:30 a.m. ET Tune in to support them.

How do I cancel tomorrow?

Erm This is bad news for UKG.

Norwegian PM Jonas Gahr Store has announced a strategic partnership with the UK and the purchase of British frigates for the Norwegian navy.

So I wanted to do something to Take back the flag to show we are better than the racists we are united. I came up with a rubbish version and then the amazing @drhelenforte.bsky.social made what you see below. She is so talented ♥️ please share this far and wide #LoveNotHate #UnityThroughDiversity

FUCK OFF RAIN.

Morning.

This is the way 🤣

Fuck off. TWAT

It won't be high-lighted though, or will it?

Spot the obsession @nessevely.bsky.social The bottom of the book pile. My 16th birthday present. This is probably a quarter of my travel literature…

Morning @nessevely.bsky.social Off to work. Chat c'est soir.....

If everyone could just fuck off home around about now. That would be great. I am toast.

Please. #bandisposableBBQ'S

Morning. *Spoken from an upright position* You good?

Huh? What? How? 👀 "Kemi Badenoch to include long-term activist Sharron Davies in three autumn nominations to the Lords" www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...

Next to the sign..."At any time" 🤣

What are people’s thoughts? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Not acceptable. “We have had the police knocking on every door,” said a dog walker and resident of Dean, as a helicopter buzzed overhead. “They wanted the names of everybody living there and details of their social media. observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

Jazz cunt is back. Report and block, please.

Morning from the Shire

Morning. How about this for an idea ? www.paris.fr/pages/paris-...

Have I had too much wine? Or. Did I really just see David Beckham dressed up as a summink in a film....

Yes, that’s the same Tony Blair Institute who’s been working with Trump on the Gaza Riviera. It is incomprehensible that anything this organisation is doing gets a free pass in the UK press let alone front page treatment www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Just spent 30 mins stuck on number 6 🤣 @nessevely.bsky.social

So, this is interesting if your brain can cope with the data. www.the-american-interest.com/2016/12/19/t...

He knows. It’s nearly. Time. 🎾🐾

Morning all ✔️ #releasetheepsteinfiles #nostatevisit

Got me a live MAGA thingy 🤣

@carolinevoadenmp.bsky.social We are trying to raise the profile of banning these in the South Hams. Can you help?

The spin:- 12 June 2025, Streeting told delegates: “As we deliver the transformational shifts in our 10-year plan, from hospitals to community. www.digitalhealth.net/2025/06/digi... The reality:-' Utter madness': Launceston Minor Injury Unit closed for the summer www.itv.com/news/westcou...

Calling Bluesky social Butterflies Big Butterfly Count starts today 🦋 Get counting while you walk 🐾💚 bigbutterflycount.butterfly-conservation.org

It’s a trumpet Lily kinda morning 🐝

Oi. See this chap ⬇️ Give him 5, a big fat high 5. (Cos he's a fucking diamond) x

Good night one & all.

Jump starting into Saturday 🐾 Morning sista from a mista @nessevely.bsky.social

Happy Friday from a beach in the #devon