Remember kids, the reward for pitching for cheap work is... more cheap work

What is it about dishwashers that think they don’t have to dry Tupperware?

You'd think paying many, many thousands of pounds a year to one of the world's larger professional software and information service companies would mean they had the *required* functionality of a corporation tax return (one specific element thereof) ready by 1 April - the mandatory HMRC deadline.

Not just Morris

Truly baffling way to spend tax money on HMRC barristers, only to lose because the marshmallow is too hot to hold when toasted. "We find eating direct from the skewer is more frequently used than taking from skewer and eating with fingers; and s'more is used more than unroasted from the packet."

I'd like more on the White House big shoes thing - not seen or heard owt since the photographs of a week or two back.

I think a badger is the very least you can expect.

A shame that this has turned out not to be true The Athletic: The invitation to Farage was made by an associate of Ashton (CEO) Farage was met by a club executive and then had lunch with Ashton and Luke Werhun (COO) The club gifted the politician six ‘Farage 10’ Ipswich shirts free of charge

Happy Thursday!

Taking the dog to the beach before he dies type shit

Local Rotary club looking to get shexy it seems

Colour me intrigued

Lolz

Beautiful. What a cunt.

Where's Fiorentina lads? #cpfc

All is forgiven (for the moment) lads #cpfc

Fucking hell lads #cpfc

Yes lads #cpfc

Just saw the phrase 'authoritative braking' on a post about classic bike brake shoes. I plan to use that phrase as often as possible.

Just lovely to have this turn up on St Patrick's Day from the talented @ciaraioch.bsky.social - my camera doesn't do it justice, it's so vibrant. (and to realise she's based not much more than a mile away from one of my favourite cousins down there in Kerry 😊)

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Love between consenting adults 👎 Shooting school children 👍👍 He's such a cunt

"Expert sliders should be able to reach speeds of up to 15 miles per hour on their whirlwind journey! youtu.be/OT2WD90e1AA?...

No matter how cheap pollock might be, it is forever etched on my mind thanks to to the very plummy mum I met at a soft play in Walthamstow who, after telling us that her darling daughter loved fish fingers, suddenly looked horrified at her own admission, and added "but I poach the pollock myself"

Moved some money from one savings account to another, WITH THE SAME BANK E-mail from the bank "please oh please tell us why you've closed your account - we strive to improve our sad little selves" Idiots.

I couldn't afford an AI companion, so I got a Magic 8 Ball to carry around with me and now we're in love.

Oh, the paracetamol by my bed is reinforced with caffeine is it? Explains much of the last week.

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Heh

Oh right. "While the company does not automatically inflate prices at times like this, the fact that demand outstrips supply means that its prices are aligned with the current market rate."

Politics FACT: In the House of Commons, the Chief Whip is the one with a walnut on his head

Kid's birthday present search has taken a turn:

I feel they have misunderstood this expression:

Not kidding

The Music Venue Trust has partnered with The National Lottery to launch a new nationwide music festival project. Everywhere At Once will see grassroots music venues across the UK put on special gigs on what would have been Glastonbury weekend buff.ly/yB8VgkD

“It was George Galloway wot won it" is a truly FASCINATING position for Keir Starmer to take, especially when his other options included...not doing that.

Matt Goodwin, a man so personally repellant he reversed the creeping wave of fascism sweeping the globe.

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

Oh please let Goodwin get handed his arse on a plate tomorrow

OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”

Quick! He's coming!

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

2026 basically

LES HUNGER GAMES SONT LANCÉS. Puisse le sort vous être favorable

I once dropped my wallet. Someone transferred 1p to my bank account and added their mobile number as the reference *and* called my bank to pass on their details if I called to cancel the card. Reunited the next day.

What a cunt

Everyone needs to pay attention to this story. Everything bad you've been led to believe about trans people is a lie. It's been manufactured by rich white men who are trying to take over the western world via political control and are using sexual abuse, often of minors to do it.