tumblr anon gave me a selfship prompt which allowed me to make shifty a third wheel inside his own apartment which is very funny to me #happytreefriends #shiftyhtf #liftyhtf #selfinsert #selfship #fursona

insert jar joke here #happytreefriends #cuddleshtf #screenshotredraw

you guys can have this drawing if you promise not to ask me any questions #happytreefriends #liftyhtf

saw this bodysuit on tiktok and knew what i had to do #happytreefriends #cuddleshtf

i remembered i could put him in a skirt #happytreefriends #liftyhtf

Swordtember Day 16: Layered Meet my Swiss Sword #b3d #lowpoly #RBSWORDTEMBER

how am I supposed to Not Get High every day when this is the world we are living in lol

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*snif snif*

never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or an alt trans guy what the back of his fresh DIY haircut looks like (he/it/any neopronouns/they!!) #trans #transguy #transftm

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

to whoever left this sticker on the bus stop shelter, i see you <3

to whichever design team member at hyper tough pushed to have those bin lids labeled with which size bin they go to printed directly on the side: i love you. i hope you find 20 dollars on the ground every day for the rest of your life. i will ride to war under your banner if need be.

drew this yesterday and completely forgot to post it here. transfem splendid for the soul, based on my own fic that i wrote, because i can do whatever i want forever #happytreefriends #splendidhtf

help

my comfy box + its awesome #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

のこりび #art #photo #photography #sky #sunset #clouds #Tainan #EastCoastKin #cityscape ©️skinskin

lifty & shifty’s door to door business! #HappyTreeFriends #HTF #Art #Furry #Beaver #Raccoon #Cartoon #Comic

trust us bro #myart #nudity #censorship

i heard a crinklebag #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

reminder

protip for anyone who lives in arizona: if someone from washington says it's too hot, and you say "try arizona where it gets to a hundred fuckty degrees!!", EVERYONE hates you. you are an asshole.

full clip! note the thermal butt print this is very important (sorry for the shaky footage the scope/monocular has 0 stabilization and it's pretty zoomed in lol)

me (trying to sound normal): ah, i just help look for lost cats sometimes 🥰 also me (holding a $1000 thermal hunting scope irresponsibly bought specifically to find cats):

my drug use isn't recreational, it's professional, im just that good at it

Can you handle this pressure…?

“last fall I had this idea for a zine about Dilbert quitting his job and trying to learn to be happy and coming to terms with the fact that he’s trans actually” (posted 4/18/2022)

This is Uni's strongest punch! :3

sure man, stick a beaver in space. (with bonus transparent version just for funsies) #happytreefriends #toothyhtf

self portrait redraw (HE/HIM) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️

spent what must have been 20+ minutes looking at these guys at the zoo a few hours ago. they r a type of angel 2 me. #jellyfish #jellies #pointdefiance

everyone who bought a nintendo switch 2 is a class traitor and i'm barely even joking

intercom announcement just called for someone to move their green ford escape, because it is parked in a cart corral. every day, something new.

blood draw done. got told i have nice veins again AND i made the phlebotomist laugh so maybe it was worth it

WE ARE IN THE ROOM I REPEAT WE ARE IN THE ROOM WE HAVE BEEN TAKEN BACK

archiveofourown.org/works/66166924 this art piece now has a companion fic and i am STILL IN THE WAITING ROOM!!!!!!!! #happytreefriends #toothyhtf

waiting #happytreefriends #toothyhtf

experiencing one (1) minor inconvenience. i should be allowed to blow up a building about it

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

i can tired #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

i spent entirely way too goddamn long on this to not share it everywhere i can #happytreefriends #flippyhtf #fliqpyhtf #htfedit

i'm attending a birding workshop at my local library :]

was too good at my job today and accidentally proved that the metric i was so sure was impossible to hit is technically possible under perfect conditions if i work myself into the ground. they're gonna use this as "proof" that it's a reasonable expectation for every day i just know it

bear family bonding moment #happytreefriends #flippyhtf #pophtf #cubhtf

never assume that something is too simple or straightforward for someone to fuck it up. my store just tested the fire alarms and didn't announce that it was a test until after they'd run the alarms

I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny

how it feels when a medical institution does it's job and solves a medical concern i was having

thinking so hard it hurts moms phone #cat #cats #catsofbluesky