Mocking a President's genuine and respectful statement on the passing of one of his colleagues. The sickness America has to deal with daily. MAGA is CANCER.

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

The only thing certain is that we live in uncertain times.

You know how you sometimes get a surprise appetizer from the chef because your dinner is delayed? That’s what I’m thinking about this morning.

So yeah, this happened.

I don't know if this is even relevant to England versus Norway. It just cracks me up.

Last Words Of ICE Victims

Compassionate human beings should not tolerate this. People who claim to be pro-life should be brought to tears. Those espousing family values should be fully incensed. Anyone with children of their own whom they love should be sick to their stomachs... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/ice-is-a-c...

Unless McConnell comes out and publicly rebukes this on camera, I'm going to assume it's true.

He's fucking dead. And he's still not done fucking us.

Tipsy and Newsie are celebrating their first week in our home by sleeping through a thunderstorm. Happy Caturday!

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"In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." - The Declaration of Independence

I'd like candidates who call Republican bullshit to their faces. And no mincing words. Tell people their futures were hijacked by a rapist pedo grifter. Call their Republican opponents liars. Come right out and say that the billionaires are evil. The message should be a clear FU to the GOP.

Day two of kitty siblings rasslin' and not quite landing the idea of the turnbuckle.

We were going to adopt a kitten from a neighborhood litter. In the end we adopted two. I'm so SO glad we kept them together. It's making the re-homing go as well as it could!

Y'all ever read Numbers 5? There's great advice for forcing a "miscarriage" for an "impure" woman.

She needs a name. Thoughts, Bluesky?

To hell with this lying, depraved, evil regime.

We should send the eagle to do the next news interview.

Remember back in the day when we got Way of the Warrior, and the very next week we got The Visitor? Maybe the best couple of Star Trek episodes ever, back to back? Pepperidge Farm remembers. #TrekSky #DS9

Happy Father's Day to all the dads who raised and loved their children. Cheers!

It's only Algae if it comes from the L'Algae region of France, otherwise it's Sparkling Slime

Let this be a lesson: Mind. Your. Own. Fucking. Business.

Your periodic reminder that Walmart has a history of summoning violently unhinged swine who uses unreasonable force. They have inventory to protect, right?

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

It's the only reason we're paying them $300 billion and not $600 billion.

Here's how conservatism works: Every liberal is responsible for everything. No Republican is responsible for anything. Once this framework is understood, it all makes hideous sense.

Finally some good news, especially if you're in the LA area this Halloween.

Iran Deal XVII: This Time It's Really, Really Going To Hold, Yeah, That's The Ticket

The only reason this bullshit exists is to "own the libs" / "make the Dumocrats head EXPLODE" / "piss off the radical left". It brings no glory to the Republic. It doesn't make the US a beacon of freedom. It only serves to make us look stupid, shallow, and weak. Fuck MAGA.

The Founders of our Republic gave us an early 250th birthday gift. It's called the Bill of Rights. Worth a read. Worth remembering what they fought against, and what they fought for.

"Invite your friends to group chat!" Haha, joke's on you Bluesky, I don't have any friends. Now what about an edit function? Pretty please?

I'm re watching Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Project Insight was a Hydra operation. Insight used an algorithm to identify its potential enemies, and eliminate them from the skies. Between ICE, Palantir, Junior aka DingDong Drone, I can't help but notice eerie parallels in IRL.

It’s done! Trump’s name has been YEETED from the Kennedy Center like the failed grifter he is. No more pretending he belongs anywhere near JFK’s legacy. Bye, Donnie. Don’t let the tarp hit your ass on the way out. 🇺🇸

"Two men enter! One man leaves!"

The opportunity for nature to send a giant lightning bolt to strike a steel monument to obscenity in the middle of a public spectacle has never been greater.

This current white supremacist campaign against Somalis reminds me of certain other white supremacist campaigns against ethnic minorities. It didn't end so well for the white supremacists. It never does.

Abraham: They have to stay. Stanley: And I'm telling you to get them out, before I... Abraham: I won't. Stanley: Then I will! Abraham: [shouts] NO, YOU WON'T! [approaches him] We had to put you in a suitcase. In a suitcase! You were eight months old. That's how we smuggled you out. 1/

Dear Gamergate misogynist incel so-called "alpha" males: We're sick of your bullshit. Fuck off.

Today's so-called "men" who whine the loudest about what defines "men" and not getting treated like "men" and not having the privileges of "men" and having to share the world with people who aren't "men" sure sound whiny right now.

Losing Xander and now Giles really, really sucks.

Imagine getting mad about women in video games when you could just shut the fuck up 🥲

Dear Jake Tapper: You are cancer. You are poison. You are filth. You are slime. You are swine. You are scum. For what you've done to your profession, for your persecution of the Biden family: You deserve a long, painful, excruciating stint in hell. Fuck you. And fuck anyone who pays you.

"It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs." youtu.be/5v2Ti8IoQ_M?...