Republicans lying about McConnell being dead is a dress rehearsal for when Trump dies. They're finding the leaks and weaknesses to plug so they can keep it secret for as long as possible. They will lie to our faces just as he did for a decade.

1) FIFA is corrupt af. We all knew this. 2) Regardless, FIFA kowtowing to American exceptionalism is just gross and encourages more bad behavior.

While I'm a big fan of USA winning a soccer match,I'm very disturbed that our POTUS has put his thumb on the scale. If the U.S. does win the match, the rest of the world will see us as cheaters forever. Referees' decisions are checked during a game, not undone afterward.Sorry if this offends anyone.

Just in: the Belgian Federation has decided to formally challenge FIFA's red card reversal for Folarin Balogun. The federation accuses FIFA of refusing to respond to its "legitimate requests" and creating an appeal process that was "immediately declared inadmissible".

FIFA. Is. Finished

They probably won’t, but I wouldn’t blame any team that at least threatens to pack up and go home over the Balogun fiasco. FIFA is corrupt af, sadly.

Congressional leadership by “Weekend at Bernie’s” wasn’t on my bingo card 👀

Friedrich Nietzsche called it in 1882 😏

BREAKING: Trump is scribbling furiously on a map with a sharpie to get the weather out of D.C.

I was wondering why the “Elon Musk” trending topic was flooded with various posts about Canada. I had to scroll down fairly far to find this.

Mamdani: "Those who led through exclusion & isolation have tried to win power & enrich themselves by turning us against one another ... today, too many of our leaders do not believe in a vision of this nation as an asylum for the persecuted, but rather as one that persecutes those seeking asylum"

This is infuriating. Farming in SE Asia, with its delicate ecosystem amidst climate change, is already challenging work. They need more support, not this corporate colonization nonsense.

Bet. But you’ll quickly figure out that your boss is the only snake, Shitstain Mullin 😒

Guys like Nehls, who probably won’t adequately tip the server bringing his surf and turf given his poor attitude, don’t deserve our vote.

Best argument ever.

DJT’s misogyny is on full display as he focuses his ire solely on Maggie Haberman, never once mentioning Jonathan Swan, who cowrote “Regime Change”. 👀

I finally captured this on camera 🥰🧡 #caturday #catsky #dogsky

If your 80-year-old grandpa was insisting that the reason the backyard pool has algae in it is because terrorists are trying to make him look bad and demanding the police arrest somebody, you'd put him in a senior care facility before the end of the day.

I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was surprisingly self-aware of the driver.

#Caturday but with both Nacho and Sparky 🧡🥰

the problem with modern society is that everyone wants to run their country like a business and their business like a country but nobody wants to run their country like a country and their business like a business

Nothing ensures disaster more efficiently than a fool trying to fix a non-problem. (Photo credit: @apnews.com)

Obama shouts out "those ordinary people in the Twin Cities who braved frigid temperatures, risked their own safety, standing shoulder to shoulder to look our for their neighbors and sometimes for strangers because they knew that was the right thing to do"

I’ve been saying that MOUs are not legally binding since it was first announced. Full transcript via @apnews.com apnews.com/article/mou-...

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

Nacho, our young orange tabby Norwegian Forest Cat mix, has been doing the cutest thing with our senior golden retriever, Sparky. It happens so fast that I haven’t gotten a photo of it yet, but he spots Sparky then intentionally trots right up to her, boops her nose with his, and scoots off 🥹🧡

Mamdani: "Solidarity with a government that is committing genocide is a very different thing than a question of solidarity with people of a specific faith. I'm proud to be a mayor of the city with the largest Jewish population in this country."

Why does Susan Collins vs Graham Platner remind me of Dr. Oz vs John Fetterman. Dems in some states need to vet candidates better imo.

I wish the federal government would just leave Minnesota the fuck alone

Nixon tapes 2.0

A lightning strike on the South Lawn would just be karmic at this point 🤞⛈️

One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

If he gets struck by lightning on his 80th bday, I’m opening a bottle of bubbly 🍾

I read this (gift) article by @willbunch.bsky.social in the @inquirer.com this morning. It just so happens that I spoke with a Northampton County Democratic Committee member from the Bangor area who has been in the thick of it regarding 2 planned data centers near his home. share.inquirer.com/X0zTUk

Dear ABC and @espn.com, Please don't edit out the boos Monday night at MSG. ~ All of us

Is NATO Doomed? Tom Friedman’s Chilling Warning 🚫️ | Tom Friedman We are currently living off the leftover "plumbing" of the institutions that kept us stable for 80 years. Tom Friedman shares a warning from Yuval Noah Harari about what happens if Trump completely unravels NATO, the UN, and the EU.

Cartoonist for The New Yorker @christopherweyant1.bsky.social is on bsky, though not very active here. His website: christopherweyant.com/the-new-yorker

The number of times I said “Ope!” while watching this 🤣

On the nose 🙌

I just wrote a @resist.bot petition based on this column by @willbunch.bsky.social Other Democratic governors need to put pressure on Mikie Sherrill. resist.bot/petitions/PV...

someone ask Meta's AI chatbot to release the Epstein Files

When your cat slides across the floor like Tom Cruise in “Risky Business” 😂 #caturday #catsky

Published four years ago and received with great dismay by liberals who decided to not cover Epstein/Maxwell anymore because Biden was president

As an aside, "Hitler Pete" is an anagram of Peter Thiel.

NYC mayor, Zohran Mamdani, tries to break through the state troopers to stop the mass deportations while shouting: 'DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE 1st AMENDMENT?' 👏💙👏💙👏💙👏

Pam Bondi has thyroid cancer.

So, Pam Bondi has cancer. But the ~*DOW*~