the vending machine needs more snacks and I'm not afraid to say it!

hello, it's me, world's most annoying girl opening 3 non-urgent help tickets in less than 10 minutes

we should all get a snack together. like this.

is she ((looks at you gayly)) tattooed by toad_puppy? is she ((bats my eyes at you knowingly)) a friend of Selena?

I would simply escape the time loop by using clever thinking and my strategic mind.

Some ceramic candle holder sets for the Forest and Found artisan market at Side Launch Brewery this Saturday! I'll have lots of other ceramic goodies, art prints, pins, etc.! :) 📍695 Sovereign Road, London, ON ⌚ 12 - 6 PM

all the pulse and solitude of a self-burning sun

death by a Million Little Tasks

Georg von Rosen, Swedish (1843-1923), The Sphinx, c. 1887-1907, oil on canvas, 280 x 365 cm, Nationalmuseum, Stockholm, Sweden

the always iconic Pink's Hot Dogs 🌭

Los Angeles County Fair on Cinestill 800T, shot with my Minolta XG-7

mama needs a new piercing

Oh sure, you put four legs on a goose and it's "adorable". But you put eight legs on a goose and suddenly it's an "abomination". I see how it is.

you can exist for decades without issue and then One Beautiful Day you're allergic to plants in the air

((sniffling, throat scratchy, eyes watering)) no, I don't have allergies, why do you ask

movies! movies! movies!

🚨 In case you missed it, we're offering FREE North America wide shipping, so you can support #EFF even if you're not going to #DEFCON 34! We also have limited reruns of prior #BadgeLife designs. badgelife.eventbrite.com

Magical Hare looking for a home! 🐇 Info below!

Junicorn Day 7: At Sea #junicorn #kaseyart

Prototype

A rat wall in the 48th ward

Higher-resolution cat pics to share around is the secret reason CD-ROMs were developed. 📖: CD-ROM Today, July/August 1993.

mindless emo markmaking

In the brush beneath a Mission Bay overpass, two coyotes break into song as a Caltrain barrels past. Their duet — equal parts whimper, howl and bark — rises and falls in chorus with the horn of the train.

#junicorn day 06 ‘tattoonicorn’

sorry to report that what started as a silly internal monologue has now resulted in me verbally referring to myself as "mama" and now other people are starting to use it too

I come home to southern California and the store I'm in is playing Concrete Angel by Martina McBride, the CVS is selling American Dew, and the newspaper is reporting the worst smog in decades, what is happening down here!

The Southern Reach series is so near and dear to my heart, so I was very surprised when Dead Astronauts became my favorite work of Vandermeer's. Surreal and powerful, and it has foxes, among other things.

all of my erasable pens got blasted by the sun while I was dutifully pushing my 3 y/o nephew on a swing for his birthday, and now all their inks are ruined and I've learned the very valuable lesson that I need to carry more backup pens, caught ME slipping

I’d like to think that if I produced a movie as wildly profitable as Obsession I would have already reached out to the crew to let them know what kind of bonuses to expect.

part 3 of my Reverse Engineering Crazy Taxi series just dropped, check it out: wretched.computer/post/crazyta... in this post, we learn about mipmaps, vintage texture compression techniques, and the nitty gritty of how every GameCube draw call is made. and we do it all in service of one thing:

To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war.

extremely jarring to see Underworld through my girlfriend's red-light screen filter, turning one of the bluest movies ever made into a movie greener than the Matrix

i mean obviously thanks boots riley for making a film explicitly about dialectical materialism or whatever but more importantly, thank you for dressing the most beautiful woman in america, keke palmer, in so many fun outfits

tired of constant improvement, I think I'm doing a good enough job, maybe even a really good job, and you're welcome actually, happy to do my job good

The sign every town should have #birds

real fear flashed through my wife's eyes when she realized she was already mid-sentence into explaining orchiectomies at the dinner we were meeting our girlfriend's family at for the first time

If you want a collection of short stories with no misses (a nearly impossible feat) check this one out!

finally wrapped up a hard day at the greeble factory, nurnied my ass off all day, I'm tired

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

how was I supposed to know that the Never Ending Story was gonna be so long

San Francisco has a lot of issues that would be much easier to address if absolutely everybody voted in elections like the one today. Corporate slimeballs count on you not voting.

New to the library: we've digitized the complete run of Neopets The Official Magazine. Yes, Neopets! It's important game history, and here's why:

I should be entitled to a soda refund if all you have is paper straws. This won't last through the movie, you've ruined my sugar beverage.

THE LAVENDER MENACE A FORCE OF NATURE ITSELF happy pride month!!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #art #graphicdesign #queerart #pride

"Though it's small, it's a monster of a machine. A new invention from Canon." (At least new for 1993) All together now, aww, Baby Godzilla...

[hands corn maze guy $50] make sure I never come out