Crazy how many times I’ve thought this exact same thing

Me, B and not wanting Monday to come 😂😂

Want this real bad.

JT drops a season-high 32 PTS as the Celtics win and clinch an Eastern Conference top 6 seed in the NBA Playoffs presented by Google! Payton Pritchard: 28 PTS, 6 REB, 6 AST Neemias Queta: 17 PTS, 8 REB

I’m gonna stop taking my time and trying with my makeup. The rush jobs are the most 🔥🔥 beats. I’m in a hurry, every time, from now on

Sunday Scaries are in fuuuulll effect over here.

Fine in glasses. Fine with thighs out. Fine with a fork in your hand Fine across the land

B just told that Nunu called her frustrated cause he took care of all his responsibilities and had no money left. He’s learning how to adult a lil bit. Couldn’t Apple Pay my baby fast enough.

the catching print man is a fucking genius 😭

It’s been a good day. Went to linch after church, with my Marcus’ best friend/brother. We had a good time, and talked out him. This is after I did ticket sales with his mama. We miss him so much and I’m just happy I could put smiles on both their faces.

Come hell or high water

if you see this, post a picture of your thighs. cause i can.

So I bought this necklace and thought it could be a cute lil high-low situation. Wore it for the first time today, it’s def just a stylish leash. This shit refuses to not stay yoked up on my neck 🙄

Excuse me????

Happy Sunday!!! Praise the Lord, niggas!!!

Wide awake. Guess I’m nocturnal tonight.

I’m just minding my business. Smoking my weed. Man walking his dogs across the street: DAMN that’s some gas! 😂😂🤣

I don’t have the counter space for a breadbox.

That nap was wonderful

Olubowale Folarin Akintimehin.

Got to.

that :41 mark >>>>>

*sound on*

Not my stomach tryna cramp. Just get on with the bleeding so it can be over with 🙄🙄🙄

Squirms is sick, so no crawfish with B. But she’s paying for mine! What libation should I buy to accompany??

Hoochie Daddies. What a show!

Realizing that burner belongs to who it belongs to, last night was hilarious. Flabbers were Gasted 😂

black women are ART.

This shower is about to be heavenly

Currently cross fading and feeling lovely.

That one picture where you said “I ate that a little”

Crazy talk.

😂😂😂

Because how did he become your man with knowledge of that fun fact????

He should definitely be yo ex man asap

B&BW is having a flash sale on wallflowers. B ordered yesterday and they don’t cancel orders. So I just ordered the exact same shit, and she’ll return hers once it’s delivered. 💅🏾

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Nevermind that gerbil you’re holding, look at the face!! 😍

The whole diaspora goes to Howard. Next case.

Tomorrow is B’s turn to buy crawfish. The question is, do I want to get a couple pounds of extra spicy, for myself tonight???

Now what the fuck is this supposed to do? 😂😂😂

Read this again. And again. And again.

Sheryl Lee Ralph. That's the skeet.

Literally was just complaining about needing a standing desk. Neck & back been out of wack all week.

What a time to be alive!!!

Somebody unplug all the WiFi routers. That’s ENOUGH for today 😭😭

😂😂😂

No, Ms. Bank Lady, we don’t have to make small talk. I’m fine with silence. Just do the things on the computer to get me a new card.

Put up a new toothbrush holder/storage thingy. It’s crooked denamug 😂. This is why I should stay outta men’s business. But who else gone do this shit???