I do need to go to bed.

my problem is my cat is always throbbin

Wizard weed?!?! Sign me up!!

Fae and wizard dispensary….they gonna have some shit that will let you teleport if you smoke it

@missxbri.bsky.social be sayin it aint allll men, but its always a man fuckin shit up and here’s proof.

I get a FT from Scrunch at 9:30 asking for oversized bball shorts, for some themed day at school tomorrow. Now I’m rummaging through laundry baskets cause kids ALWAYS wait until the last minute. He literally had all week but waited until bed time. Literally.

I’m about to put myself on a spending freeze until July. Cause why do I spend so much money?!?! Why does everything cost?!

Is there anything other than a Black woman?

🌚**stares in J*ckie K*nn*dy**😂😂😂

I’ve been following women on here all week. Simply cause they’re hilarious. Love this for me

Wait, what did I miss today?? 😂

I’m in Kroger, in a bonnet and sweatshirt. I notice a white woman over my shoulder, I’m thinking I’m in the way. Her: I just wanted to tell you that you’re So Pretty. Head was on swivel until I left cause she always clearly tryna bait me into a trafficking ring.

I gotta walk down to B’s for dinner and absolutely don’t feel like it. It’s a 30 second walk 😂😂

My answer is actually super churchy. Anyone remember Carman??? I grew up on his music & concerts. He was a member of my church for a bit too and was such a nice man.

I done had to get a 3 month trial of kindle unlimited cause Cappadonna 3 & 3.5 aren’t on any of my Libby or Hoopla accounts. But I’m too deep not to finish. Already set my reminder to cancel before I’m charged.

I don’t wanna be part of their content or be in a perpetual waiting game while they film EVERYTHING. So, no.

Jahquel J be milking these series. This joint is 5 books like and could easily have been 3 max.

Why are we talking about Drake today

I want more chokers.

If men are naturally dominant then why are they so submissive to their homeboys?

The love I have for House Of Balloons!!! Gone have to pry that one out my hands. I need it on vinyl.

Tired of my hump days going unhumped

😂😂😂

French 75s & Añejo Margaritas all day and night!

An Elite vegetable

This was our “fancy” drink, growing up. Like, special occasion dinners when we got something other than juice. Color me surprised when I realized it was just sparkling water, as a whole grown. Only fizzy water I’ve ever liked.

He been pissed for days now 😂😂😂

Fuck olives though. However, they do make a really nice oil.

Jay Rock verse is so solid that it might as well be his song

real ball knower in the duplex.

Your handwriting is so good. I’m lowkey jealous lol

I got too much Louisiana in my blood to hate okra.

LOVE me some okra!

It’s been an OFF week. I gotta lock back in next week for sure.

I don't think I've ever eaten a beet before.

I need to watch a bunch of shit to recalibrate my YouTube algorithm, after finishing all the Nature Boys. It’s now suggesting a series on some random Hebrew Israelite nigga.

Wait. The Instants shit is a whole different app? Don’t stories already only last 24hrs????

A big reason I didn’t go to my mama’s memorial service. Woulda been a lot of “STOP LYING” & “NO SHE DIDN’T” outbursts from me. It wasn’t eem fuck her, completely, but I knew I couldn’t handle the truth spinning without causing a scene.

Kroger has marked down their roses to $5/dozen just in case you wanted to treat someone deserving, including yourself.

The Lonny Breaux Collection

Your honor, I'm a freak bitch 💅🏾

I’ve made it to the trial episodes of the Hood Horrors Nature Boy series on YouTube. The amount of nutty shit that happened just in the 2 years from arrest to trial, is crazy.

i need to make concerts and traveling my full time job somehow

😂😂😂 No

Go Shawty is my jam. Goodbye Bring It Back

Goodbye Bobby

Back when we were a proper country.

Swag Surf is outta here.