At least we didn’t do anything too extreme like ask for the end of the hostile military occupation of US cities and it got us so much, like the end of hemp derived THC products.

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The blue jays have the chance to do the funniest thing of all time

Baseball is fuckin unbelievable

Fondly remembering the people who were comparing VJ Edgecombe to Zhaire Smith and Jaden Springer in my mentions over the summer

VJ Edgecomb should get to be the mayor

They're gonna put him in a cage in the concourse and let season ticket holders feed him pellets

This rocks, fuck the entire NL West. Hope none of em ever win another game

The two fastest pitches Shohei Ohtani has ever thrown were both to Vinnie Pasquantino ... two years apart. Naturally, Vinnie had to find out why.

this story's got it all

postgame celebrations >>>

this is a VJ Edgecomb propaganda account now

Whoever runs New Era and '47 Brand needs to be fired immediately and replaced by this guy

Gonna publish an op-ed that says some shit like this but all about how I need trump to buy me a new graphics card

Where is the big blue jays man we all want more big blue jays man

Put Eric Adams on Inside The NBA

Went over to the Phillies instagram page to see what’s been going on and was greeted by these two images at the top of their feed

No way lmao what the fuck is this Phillies game

On the bright side, if the Phillies lose tonight and Rob Thomson gets fired, he'll have gone out doing what he loves: making an absolutely baffling pitching decision at the worst time possible

I am a hater so I love that he's giving us so much material

Fire Thomson (into the sun)

Guy next to us at the Phillies game with kiké Hernandez at the plate, "YOUR WIFE'S ON PORNHUB, THE BUKKAKE QUEEN" I asked if that was true and he just shrugged

I am on my way to the game and plan to use this post as my defense when I end up in court. I will be a tremendous burden to my public defender but will know that I have righteousness on my side

Steve Trachsel Pitcher Debut: 1993 - Retired: 2008 BAL - NYM - TBD - CHC - TOR

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

@donoteat.bsky.social @wtyppod.com @postoctobrist.bsky.social is this a technical

Pretty sad when the bad site actually has a ton of replies and a community note correcting this, but here all you get are tons of blue maga replies and qt's boosting this complete bullshit

Oh hell yeah, I need to have cable and two different streaming services to watch these games! This rules! I love getting new subscriptions!

This cereal fucking sucked. For some reason they decided to basically turn fruity pebbles into trix and nothing about it was good

Tony Montana face planting in a pile of crushed up Tylenol: “say hello to my model train!”

"I saw a commercial about joining ICE and decided it's time for a career change"

Freelance illustration gigs drying up. Ad agencies using Midjourney instead of hiring human artists. Costume design turned over to AI wholesale. Good work vanishing. These are the stories of working visual artists, who describe losing jobs, wages, and hope as their clients and bosses embrace AI.

that Harrison Butker miss ended up deciding the game lol

The 65 win Braves are closer to the Mets than the Mets are to the Phillies

Jon Glaser Loves Gear was absolutely perfect

My uncle let us watch The Rock for some reason when I was maybe 11 and it kicked more ass than anything ever

Really telling that none of the Kirk hagiographies being put out by every dumbass in media actually contain any of the things he was constantly saying, not even what he was saying as he was killed

I'll never not love Anthony Rizzo. It's a crime that the Ricketts family ever let him play anywhere else

wait no

I know a lot of Philadelphians who make a lot less than Jalen who would absolutely pay 60K to spit in Dak Prescotts face

This is easily one of the most evil things I've ever read

DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin. CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez? (crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy") MAMDANI: Lucas Duda (crowd going nuts)

Sometimes I get really down about the state of the world and then I remember that you can buy a beer at the zoo and I feel a lot better

Gordon Freeman's job at the black mesa science facility is pushing the little cart into the big laser. it's what he wrote his doctoral thesis about

There used to be a guy who would come around on the El selling bootleg DVDs. He was always smiling, had a whole speech about what types of movies he had, and at the end of it he'd pull out a Taser, fire it off, and implore the women to buy one because it's dangerous in the city. Everyone loved him