matt rogers called claudia winkleman a kristen wiig character on las culturistas and i don't think i've ever heard a more accurate description of someone

We’re in Chicago

Shall I be mother?

can i interest any of you in some pitt yaoi

Sarah always helped us organize and deliver charity fundraisers for Tony’s birthday every year (usually for animal welfare causes as it was so close to both their hearts), so this year I hope we can raise more than ever. www.justgiving.com/page/anthony...

i love them, your honor

Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...

hi

hi

guys

hi

Hello, HERE ARE THE LINKS to get the actual podcast when it comes out on Sunday. For now, if you would like to 'follow' it at your chosen podcast emporium, that really helps. See you soon! podcasts.apple.com/podcast/murd... open.spotify.com/show/2di2tB8... feeds.acast.com/public/shows...

PHAN IS REAL

LAST FEW DAYS, GET IT WHILE YOU CAN

I'M REMOVING MY STUFF FROM REDBUBBLE if you ever wanted to buy anything from my shop you have until august 31st Visit certifiedcopy's shop, for cool artwork on awesome products! www.redbubble.com/people/certi...

I'M REMOVING MY STUFF FROM REDBUBBLE if you ever wanted to buy anything from my shop you have until august 31st Visit certifiedcopy's shop, for cool artwork on awesome products! www.redbubble.com/people/certi...

yessirrrrr

saving it for bingo

ohh waterstones you want to deliver to brazil so bad ohhmm

SOS! the volunteers on 'Madleen' have been kidnapped by Israeli forces. Thiago Avila is a citizen of Brazil. Thiago Ávila, has been kidnapped by the Israeli military. The Brazilian government must protect their citizen! ...2/

look at my pilot dawggggg i'm going to die

MY SHAYLA 😭😭😭

if it is to be said, so it be-- so it is

who wants to be wordle pals Join my leaderboard in The New York Times Games app. We’ll be able to follow each other’s daily scores, ranks and solve times for multiple games.: www.nytimes.com/crosswords/a...

My new novel has arrived, that’s ’what’s up’. It will come out in July. Actually it’s a bit of a waste they sent it to me, because I’m the only person who already know what happens in it. But soon the plan is to sell other copies.

Me as I watch Nathan Fielder use HBO’s money to buy an old prop plane and masturbate in it: what an unrivaled genius I am lucky to coexist on earth with

fuck a breakup have you ever had your nearly ten yr long unreciprocated situationship hard launch their new s.o. on ig without telling you about it first

nathan fielder i've been fond of you since 2019 and there ARE sexual urges

Nathan Fielder wants to study humanity like a bug which makes me want to study him like a bug

my GOAT

aaand scene!

got the dogs out in church for a lil loaf of bread

guys 😭😭😭😭😭

how it started / how it ended i'm officially a graphic designer #WatsonDecade

look at my jockey dawggg we're never getting set 6

FODASE O RESTO DO MUNDO

that's my academy award-winning long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa's orchard

preheating my oven

gato

if nobody got me i know prestige tv got me

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy bday mark!!! luv u xx 💙💙💙

that one girl who does not play about succession