woman next to me won’t stop singing along to the pre-show playlist before FRIENDSHIP. doesn’t matter the genre or title, she’s singing

first pope to have potentially seen a show at Fireside Bowl

Tom Cruise can really run in films, but it’s the deceleration into a normal stride that truly sets him apart

sitting in the sun with a cold brew and listening to Pom Poko loud in the headphones, the world seems Whimsical and Profound

you’re all thinking about The White Lotus; I’m thinking about The Tight Coitus I just had

🎶putting lipstick on a turd putting makeup on a shit put a dress on a dookie annnd I'm kissing it🎶

sometimes I like to pretend my retention is bad because I'm so thoroughly in the moment my brain goes beyond making memories

smelling pretty good today

the face I make doing my Cartman impression

in LA you have to make a choice: get the good cold brew in a bad cup/lid that leaks OR get the mediocre cold brew in a good cup/lid that doesn’t leak

getting myself a couple sandwiches for the evening: nice, hell yeah. each sandwich costing $16: shit. what the fuck. I’m ruined.

pretty funny living in LA and seeing a driver in a fit of road rage and they have RURL JROR for a license plate

thinking about getting a hair transplant. you know…as a gag…..ha ha ha..

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bought my girl luggage cuz she a trip

a lot of conspiracy theories boil down to “someone somehow must have dirt on the other party. there’s no other explanation!” sorry, there’s like 800 other explanations, and most are some variation of “I stand to make money and/or gain social standing by going along with this. nice!”

my fiancé just now said, “out of the corner of my eye, you kind of look like Harry Dean Stanton in PARIS,TEXAS” 🥹

Luka is coming to LA at the peak of pizza and burger resurgence

you ever been so horny you start saying some do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do type shit???

I can’t help it, Mogwai is the perfect soundtrack for everything falling apart

you just GOTTA see how far from the curb this person was after marking their car

JFK files reveal he was assassinated after performing the first known Yo Momma Is So Fat joke

stuck being despondent over our current reality, feeling that despondency isn’t useful and eager to do something about it, while knowing on some level I’ll feel better in general going offline to focus on making things.

good riddance to the Biden administration, the second worst foreign policy admin in my lifetime. you still aren’t as bad as W, but it wasn’t without trying

oh you thought the dumb ass shit was supposed to be GOOD? haha you rube. you see, I know for certainty the dumb ass shit is BAD. but! I exploit the badness. I watch you fall for it and reap the rewards. I am the one who envisions the whole board; you simply respond to the moves, good sir!!

first time I’ve felt like drawing in days

Some guy on the family guy subreddit made a replica of the Griffin family’s stereo system.

happy to throw a donation to these brave souls antirecidivism.org/donate/

evacuation order going out to the entire city by mistake…just perfect

past 48 hours has me a little fried. luckily didn’t evacuate, but taking stock of what I was willing to lose in the fire and be prepped to flea had me on edge. feels like I can finally unclench my jaw

this windstorm is not great

stuff in hand

I think this is the year I’ll finally take graphic design seriously

couple’a drils

once again thinking about this

Baller Behavior™️

time zones don’t exist in airports, which usually means you’re allowed to drink at a bar in the morning, but it also means you can get a 6pm cold brew

so nice to have all the music back in the “Devereux Wigs” episode of Detroiters

the drift towards country/western music and overall aesthetic is the real ball knowers way of telling we’re in a right wing era

I love Christmas with my fiancés family because I’m not the annoying little brother or depressed uncle, I’m simply a guy who really likes coffee

folks complaining about classism re: being taught The Odyssey in school seems so funny to me, a product of the Wyoming public education system during the Bush years, who had to read that and The Iliad in 10th grade

plane lands, and there’s stark silence as the wheels come to rest on the tarmac. suddenly, I stand up and shout “party on Dudes!!” and all the people on the plane stand up and shout, “most excellent!!!” and that’s when we all start clapping together, solemnly

buying a fifth of Jack and one big box of See’s candies at the airport, otherwise known as The Uncle Man Dinner

my most boomer take: resealable bag technology is getting worse, to the point where I don’t trust pissing in them anymore

someone stop me from buying this Domino’s Pizza Rolex off ebay right now

asking a doctor to bonk me on the head (medically) to destroy the part of my brain sending me bad dreams about my dead parents