Little chilled dj session in Stanhope coffee today.

Dipped my toe about 5 times but going fully in on red dead 2. It really is a joy

I’m sorry. Here’s the worst piece of music of all time from the Farage of the Blues open.spotify.com/track/2BrhYz...

I despise Jimmy fallon with every molecule in my body.

Look at his face, just look at his face!

"there's a new serif in town"

Good fucking grief I hate Carragher.

There will be blood. Boring

BBC news is not to be trusted

As shit as Forest were the other day, I’d have that Anderson in a heartbeat

Carragher vs salah. They both lose and we all win.

Not that I follow cricket much but there’s something almost disresputable about the way England play. What’s the point of ideology in sport if you lose? Zero

Who is worse: forest or their fans?

Salah is an absolute cunt and I love it

At a 60th and my social battery has completely emptied

UP THE FUCKING DIRTY LEEDS

In today's minge bag news, £3.95 to go from james street to Hamilton square?

Offside that

Ladies and gents, I think Dewsbury-Hall is the one.

Might be the first time Lauryn Hill turned up on time

Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA

£10.50 for a sausage and egg butty in a coffee shop in town. I don't really blame the place because of overheads and margins etc...but fucking hell.

Listen, perpetrators of such crimes are fair game if the law is incapable of prosecution.

Sentimental journey

Err dano was the best thing about that film. DDL overacting as usual.

After a spare Adult and child ticket for Saturday. Harry's had really shitty few months and want to cheer him up after the week he's had Hit me up in the DM department and please share away till your little blue hearts content 💙 #UTFT

Rory stewart is an ugly cunt

Everton

Careless Whisper Everything She Wants Jesus To a Child Father Figure I Knew You Were Waiting For Me

Bbc is unsalvageable at this point

It's not even barclays this league is it? It's just shite.

Irogbuman with the worst performance I've ever seen in a blue shirt.

What did I tell you?

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Waited all my life for this.

I'm not one four taking satisfaction in rivals being defeated

Tax people who park vans too close to a junction Tax the phrase "got that on vinyl"

The sick man of Europe

Some win that

Adolf Hitler Munich 1939

Gana is a daft teat there but the referees love being the centre of attention. Terrible to a man.

New avatar coming out, a financial behemoth and a cultural minnow. It’s bizarre.

Fucking hell someone on this bus must be carrying a lifetime supply of weed. Pungent

Bazball eh.

Zohran has unparalleled levels of charisma.

Got a new job.

Birmingham city's new coach

Currently rising to the top of my "overrated" chart.......sourdough bread.

2 interviews this week. One is full time, the other is 2 days a week. I'm really tempted by the 2 day a week job except it's in St Helens.