Mattyblag
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Free Palestine
I can’t say what I believe should happen to the royals without MI5 knocking on the door, but they are absolute fucking parasites.
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The Onion
2 days ago
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/
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I’m just not having that Sam Fender.
3 days ago
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Thank fuck that’s over. In true mattyblag style I feel a cold coming on.
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tinybaby
4 days ago
we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
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Post a picture from a different era 1985ish
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5 days ago
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Fuck no. I don't believe it
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5 days ago
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You only really need to read one book and that book is Anna Karenina
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6 days ago
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There's happy mondays, there's bad mondays, and there's "dropping your car keys in dog shit on the school run" mondays
7 days ago
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There's been some charmless people in football but Tuchel is right at the top.
10 days ago
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One week to go.
10 days ago
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One step further into full fash
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10 days ago
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55000 preschool children in gaza severely undernourished. I can't say what I think should happen to the perpetrators
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Keith W. Dickinson
12 days ago
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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I'm giving barry glendenning any credit on anything ever.
12 days ago
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I can't for the life of me understand why you'd want to make "the smashing machine" into a film when "the smashing machine" documentary exists. They'll remake "hoop dreams" next, mark my words.
13 days ago
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300 league games for pickford. Saved us from relegation and catastrophe. From a jittery start to one of the most consistent keepers in the world. The best compliment I can give him is that he's our second best ever goalie.
13 days ago
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In today's work chronicles, something has just happened so preposterously infuriating all I could do was laugh.
13 days ago
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youtu.be/dwwf7btcUI4?...
Worth watching just for snods going mental down the world's cheapest microphone at the end
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13 days ago
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When I say I'm all in on Jack Grealish I mean he might be my favourite ever player. Never fall in love with a loan player. Never fall in love with a loan player. Never fall in love with a loan player. Never fall in love with a loan player.
13 days ago
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I once caused a minor furor on twitter when I said that Taylor swift's and Coldplay music was "nursery rhymes for people who don't like music". I'm actually ambivalent about Swift but she's an example of what I call "the great flattening". Popular music has become more and more flattened over time
13 days ago
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This job has fried my brain completely.
14 days ago
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Reminder of the time when I was a child and I was talking in my sleep. I said "jilly cooper has got a new book out" and ever since my mum has said Jilly Cooper was my girlfriend.
14 days ago
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Sat in block 214, normally in 217 and the difference in the volume from the south stand is interesting. Very loud in 217, and quite quiet in 214. Or maybe the annoy at 214 is a bit overpowering.
14 days ago
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Feel like I'm.in the upside down watching g bbc news. You wouldnt think there was a fucking genocide happening.
14 days ago
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He can come again
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Anyone see idrissa gana gueye anywhere?
15 days ago
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Had a steak that was £50 (fifty pounds) yesterday. With no accoutrements other than chips. Was incredible to be fair Gaucho (H)
15 days ago
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Just told the boy that he's going the match today and he's that much of a hermit that he asked if we can go tomorrow 🙄
15 days ago
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson
16 days ago
Feel like banning this rogue state from Eurovision and int'l football should be an extremely low bar to clear at this point.
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Bought a memory foam pillow last week. Game changer.
16 days ago
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World wide general strike for gaza
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16 days ago
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Weirdly, keeping up appearances was a daily staple when I lived in Canada. Very popular there at the time One of the very best sit coms I reckon. Brilliantly observed
17 days ago
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Dr Robert Bohan
17 days ago
Terrible news! One of Britain’s greatest comic actors has died. Patricia Routledge (1929-2025) immortalised the character of Hyacinth Bouquet in Keeping Up Appearances. Thoughts are with her friends & family & of course Sheridan. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a hanam
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Heroes
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17 days ago
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All eyes on the flotilla
18 days ago
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Handed my notice in, they were like “we were expecting this” 😂😂
18 days ago
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Any peace plan that doesn’t have Netanyahu in The Hague isn’t a peace plan.
19 days ago
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Just seen that dewsbury-hall booking back. Absolutely insane.
20 days ago
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All on moyes that last night. They lost shape and legs and he sat on his hands. Ndaiye never fancied it against their full back and left O’Brien exposed. Should have been dragged off after 55 mins
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germani...
Same thing really except imagine the built it on top of a concentration camp
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20 days ago
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Might feel different with a different result, but swerve Monday night games.
20 days ago
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Listen, I don’t say this lightly. Everyone involved in this needs to die.
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20 days ago
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Crying at golf might be the most Tory moment of my life
21 days ago
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In bits here.
21 days ago
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Fucking hell
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