How come we never got any slow, eerie, breathy, covers of Weird Al songs?

Hedge Knight answers the question, "What if Cousin Greg was in Game of Thrones?"

I want to buy a new TV but every movie looks perfect on this Samsung I bought in 2010

Ugh I did not know that Todd Snider died last fall. Awful news en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Sn...

The time travelers knew, which is why they didn't show up at Hawking's party.

Fresh Principles > First Principles

moltbook is day 1 of the singularity I think

RIP to the icon, Catherine O'Hara.

🍋 FREE DON LEMON! 🍋

Small plug for my silly Instagram account where I post computer errors found in the wild www.instagram.com/rebootthetrain

I'm really going to miss Dan McQuade. Loved the guy. No one loved Philly more. Sweet, funny, smart, so much good energy. In our last text exchange, he was asking me for more details about runners getting attacked by wasps during a race :) Rest in peace, buddy. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

From 2018, @dhm.bsky.social visiting the Mall of America before the superbowl and eating a cheesesteak there www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eLo...

Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.

A lot of people will be (rightfully) pointing to @dhm.bsky.social’s work in @defector.com. But he had developed his voice way before that - from even before Philadelphia Will Do. This is a piece in 34th Street from 2003 www.34st.com/article/2003...

I knew Dan for 20 years. We shared our library cards, our stupid Jersey Shore stories and always always about how much we loved what we did for a living, I am absolutely devastated defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

Absolute terrible news. I will miss him greatly. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

The Army cadets look like they could be in SimCity 2000

Rest In Power @dhm.bsky.social. A pillar of Philly Twitter that will stand the test of time.

Wrecked to hear that @dhm.bsky.social passed away. One of the best and funniest writers in Philly.

Three thoughts 1. The Philly snow removal is as bad as everyone says. Snow boots are required to get around. 2. Jesse Plemons with no Oscar nomination? 3. Fuck ICE

My new app "Away Message" is now in the app store! It's digital sticky notes for your real life friends. Make a profile and post emo lyrics like it's 2003. apple.co/3NzZ4E7 Mac version coming soon, and I've already got a great 1.1 update in the pipeline. Free, no ads. I just wanted this to exist.

up until claude was invented, all programming languages were typed languages (you had to type them in to the computer)

Into this song this week Jam the Phones by Anna McClelland open.spotify.com/track/56xweE...

"Hey we'll put this in a resealable bag and seal it with a label that destroys the bag" - Every grocery store deli

Ok

2026 Predictions - Starbucks serves fries That's all I got

I do use AI every day and it's incredible and frustrating.

Turns out the secret to getting engagement on here is to hate on both AI and LinkedIn.

If AI really is this good at making software, then where is it? Where is all the new software? What I see is a lot of LinkedIn posts.

What a week, huh?

I honestly thought this was the Onion at first glance. www.cnbc.com/2026/01/14/a...

Software right now feels like we work in the auto industry and someone invented the teleporter. And most of us are just using the teleporter to move parts around the car factory.

Found a lake on Google Maps called Obi Pond Kenobi www.google.com/maps/place/O...

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

Oh hell yeah Clearspace

Lot of hand waving about why the Stack Overflow decline started before LLMs (all questions were asked, mature tech, discord/reddit, better docs). No, the community was hostile to new and casual users. And the UX was bad. Correct answers usually appeared as comments instead of official answers.

Stop touching phone computer. Start touching actual Computer

Definitely not bots on LinkedIn right?

January 6th was one of the worst days in America. A giant stain on our history.

I was close

It's funny that the Earth is round, but the solar system and the galaxy are flat.

My 2025 bengarvey.com/2026/01/01/b...

That time of the year when you can get brain freeze from tap water.

Xmas Lemmings (1991)

Merry Christmas from Larry David

sorry but you can't call yourselves the monkees and then accuse "people" of saying you "monkey around".. more culture war bull craps

If you don't know about @somafm.com, this is the best week of the year to check it out somafm.com/xmasrocks/

Imagine being comfortable with needles.