I take it back I found a menu

Day 8 of posting my old @glitch.com projects. bengarvey.com/cats/ Dot cats! A half finished wild cat sim that Sasha and I have been working on for years.

Day 7 of posting some of my old @glitch.com projects 101-joke-book generator This was a silly one my daughter and I made on a flight a while back to see if we could make my son laugh. We did. bengarvey.com/101-joke-boo...

Day 6 of posting some of my old @glitch.com projects Dot Brush 3js bengarvey.com/dot-brush-3js/

TODOd so hard i broke Trello a little

Day 5 of posting some of my old @glitch.com projects bengarvey.com/dot-brush

iOS: If you want to add a photo to an album, we're going to order them in a incomprehensible way. Me: But you'll let me search for the album, right? iOS:

Day 4 of putting some of my @glitch.com projects back online: Generation X Quiz bengarvey.com/genx-or-not/

Day 3 of putting back up my old @glitch.com projects Harambaby! A baby name popularity app that makes it look like Harambe was slightly more popular than your baby's name that year. bengarvey.com/harambaby

Hot take: Leftovers are not better

Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders. What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."

Day 2 of deploying my old glitch projects Take-A-Walk bengarvey.com/take-a-walk

I wonder if Dave Matthews Band ever shows up on someone's discover weekly

Not doing advent of code, just deploying all my old @glitch.com projects in December bengarvey.com/mystify

I think the old 140 character limit was a good constraint.

My son and his friends are playing video games and one of them yelled MORTAL KOMBAT and then hummed the synth riff from Beverly Hills Cop and I can't tell if they knew it was wrong, it was a joke, or if this song really exists.

If your saas app has one of those whole pages that tells me I clicked on a link leading out of your app, yes I've used the web before. No need for that.

At this point I check Down Detector more than the weather

Factorio is the story of a guy procrastinating on fixing his spaceship.

last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before

I know it's a cliche at this point but if you send me a fb marketplace message of "is this still available?" I hate you.

Sports betting is top tier loser behavior, change my mind.

I do like scorigami

No shade to anyone enjoying what they enjoy, but the biggest life upgrade I ever made was deciding to not give a shit about the NFL.

I'm switching my age to hexadecimal I'm 0x2f

The trombone is the fretless bass of horns

My cat is more into eating my green onion than he is catnip.

If the busses are free, one day a year everyone should have to drive the bus like jury duty.

MS Word dark mode makes me feel like i'm looking at an x-ray of a Word doc

Imagine making a design so bad your boss's boss's boss gets fired.

One time I talked to a reporter who asked me a mildly inappropriate question and I gave the greatest response possible and he didn't even print it.

Nothing like Election Day in America. Please vote!

If you want to know what kind of parties I go to, the hottest topic at the one I went to on Saturday was the Penn email.

If you see me buying Takis, stop me

Sometimes I wonder if I like oysters or if I just like taking a little sip of vinegar.

In theory you can get an english muffin breakfast sandwich at Wawa, but they never have them and you can't order them.

I need a way to express to the barista I drink my coffee black, but need room to carry to the coffee without burning myself.

I know like 50 different Millers and none of them are related.

Scorigami, but public transit start and end stations.

Me, a kid watching Scooby Doo: I'm a huge Phyllis Diller fan

I don't know what's going on over at Twitter, but it says I tweeted once in 1998 x.com/bengarvey/st...

My Github contributions 2012-2025 #dataviz

Last chance to register for the Philadelphia Data Visualization Meetup tonight www.meetup.com/philadelphia...

93 Phillies broke the timeline

OpenAI really shipped Sora to make fake videos when they could have shipped a way to play Mortal Kombat with all my friends as characters.

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs: RTFM: robbing the famous museum LMAO: looting my ass off LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit MLM: Mona Lisa's mine

If I did that shortening thing with my first name where you use the first and last letter, and then just count the letters in between my name would be b6n, which looks kind of close to the normal short version.

Star Trek replicators won't happen, but I'd settle for the Factorio Assembly Machine.

In 2025 being Straight Edge means you don't play video games.