Benjamin Garvey
@bengarvey.com
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CTO @ Common Paper /
#phillydataviz
/ Collingswood / Philly / Twin Peaks obsessor / he / him
I take it back I found a menu
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about 19 hours ago
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Day 8 of posting my old
@glitch.com
projects.
bengarvey.com/cats/
Dot cats! A half finished wild cat sim that Sasha and I have been working on for years.
1 day ago
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Day 7 of posting some of my old
@glitch.com
projects 101-joke-book generator This was a silly one my daughter and I made on a flight a while back to see if we could make my son laugh. We did.
bengarvey.com/101-joke-boo...
2 days ago
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Day 6 of posting some of my old
@glitch.com
projects Dot Brush 3js
bengarvey.com/dot-brush-3js/
3 days ago
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TODOd so hard i broke Trello a little
4 days ago
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Day 5 of posting some of my old
@glitch.com
projects
bengarvey.com/dot-brush
4 days ago
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iOS: If you want to add a photo to an album, we're going to order them in a incomprehensible way. Me: But you'll let me search for the album, right? iOS:
4 days ago
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Day 4 of putting some of my
@glitch.com
projects back online: Generation X Quiz
bengarvey.com/genx-or-not/
5 days ago
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Day 3 of putting back up my old
@glitch.com
projects Harambaby! A baby name popularity app that makes it look like Harambe was slightly more popular than your baby's name that year.
bengarvey.com/harambaby
6 days ago
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Hot take: Leftovers are not better
7 days ago
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Laurence H. Tribe
8 days ago
Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders. Whatโs its key example? Wait for it . . . Itโs "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
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Day 2 of deploying my old glitch projects Take-A-Walk
bengarvey.com/take-a-walk
7 days ago
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I wonder if Dave Matthews Band ever shows up on someone's discover weekly
8 days ago
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Not doing advent of code, just deploying all my old
@glitch.com
projects in December
bengarvey.com/mystify
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https://bengarvey.com/mystify/
8 days ago
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I think the old 140 character limit was a good constraint.
8 days ago
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My son and his friends are playing video games and one of them yelled MORTAL KOMBAT and then hummed the synth riff from Beverly Hills Cop and I can't tell if they knew it was wrong, it was a joke, or if this song really exists.
10 days ago
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If your saas app has one of those whole pages that tells me I clicked on a link leading out of your app, yes I've used the web before. No need for that.
13 days ago
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At this point I check Down Detector more than the weather
21 days ago
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Factorio is the story of a guy procrastinating on fixing his spaceship.
22 days ago
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Jason Koebler
23 days ago
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and theyโre much better than what we had before
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I know it's a cliche at this point but if you send me a fb marketplace message of "is this still available?" I hate you.
24 days ago
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Sports betting is top tier loser behavior, change my mind.
26 days ago
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I do like scorigami
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29 days ago
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No shade to anyone enjoying what they enjoy, but the biggest life upgrade I ever made was deciding to not give a shit about the NFL.
29 days ago
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I'm switching my age to hexadecimal I'm 0x2f
about 1 month ago
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The trombone is the fretless bass of horns
about 1 month ago
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My cat is more into eating my green onion than he is catnip.
about 1 month ago
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If the busses are free, one day a year everyone should have to drive the bus like jury duty.
about 1 month ago
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MS Word dark mode makes me feel like i'm looking at an x-ray of a Word doc
about 1 month ago
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Imagine making a design so bad your boss's boss's boss gets fired.
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about 1 month ago
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One time I talked to a reporter who asked me a mildly inappropriate question and I gave the greatest response possible and he didn't even print it.
about 1 month ago
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Nothing like Election Day in America. Please vote!
about 1 month ago
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If you want to know what kind of parties I go to, the hottest topic at the one I went to on Saturday was the Penn email.
about 1 month ago
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If you see me buying Takis, stop me
about 1 month ago
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Sometimes I wonder if I like oysters or if I just like taking a little sip of vinegar.
about 1 month ago
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In theory you can get an english muffin breakfast sandwich at Wawa, but they never have them and you can't order them.
about 1 month ago
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I need a way to express to the barista I drink my coffee black, but need room to carry to the coffee without burning myself.
about 1 month ago
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I know like 50 different Millers and none of them are related.
about 1 month ago
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Scorigami, but public transit start and end stations.
about 1 month ago
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Me, a kid watching Scooby Doo: I'm a huge Phyllis Diller fan
about 2 months ago
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I don't know what's going on over at Twitter, but it says I tweeted once in 1998
x.com/bengarvey/st...
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Ben Garvey on X: "Quick twitter pre-launch of my new Highrise dashboard, Evidensity. I've been working on this for weeks. http://t.co/wBarvMBG" / X
Quick twitter pre-launch of my new Highrise dashboard, Evidensity. I've been working on this for weeks. http://t.co/wBarvMBG
https://x.com/bengarvey/status/146462544100458496
about 2 months ago
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My Github contributions 2012-2025
#dataviz
about 2 months ago
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Last chance to register for the Philadelphia Data Visualization Meetup tonight
www.meetup.com/philadelphia...
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October Data Visualization Meetup, Wed, Oct 22, 2025, 5:30 PM | Meetup
Our next meetup is Wednesday October 22, 2025 at Guru. Hosted by Ben Garvey and Ben Kates. Doors open at 5:30pm and talks begin at 6pm. **Location** Guru 121 South Broad S
https://www.meetup.com/philadelphia-data-visualization-meetup/events/311224676/?eventOrigin=notifications¬ificationId=%3Cinbox%3E%2158312452-1761111913180
about 2 months ago
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93 Phillies broke the timeline
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about 2 months ago
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OpenAI really shipped Sora to make fake videos when they could have shipped a way to play Mortal Kombat with all my friends as characters.
about 2 months ago
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born miserable
about 2 months ago
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs: RTFM: robbing the famous museum LMAO: looting my ass off LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
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If I did that shortening thing with my first name where you use the first and last letter, and then just count the letters in between my name would be b6n, which looks kind of close to the normal short version.
about 2 months ago
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Star Trek replicators won't happen, but I'd settle for the Factorio Assembly Machine.
about 2 months ago
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In 2025 being Straight Edge means you don't play video games.
about 2 months ago
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