Machiavellian Raccoon
@niccoloraccoon.bsky.social
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Casual gamer, trash panda vibes. That dumpster was already on fire when I got here.
Super excited for a big fun co-stream at 7.00 pm (my time! 2 pm Eastern like eh wee graphic says!)
11 days ago
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I thought nothing could top the love I had for the BG3 Himbro run - but by god, Baldur's Dad 3 might be my new favorite playthrough.
www.twitch.tv/machiavellia...
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/TenuousBitterPanBudBlast-uj657ya2Px8idb5L
about 1 month ago
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/SlickHilariousCrowHoneyBadger-P-rwS5gbjRWMqbQm
about 2 months ago
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Ask CatGPT
3 months ago
Meme of the day
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"What kind of streamer are you?" Buddy - I can tell you what kind of streamer I'm _not_
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MachiavellianRaccoon - I don't know what kinda skills you think I got
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2 months ago
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This took me somewhere in the vicinity of ~7 hours of trying trying trying and 70 - 80 deaths between phases 1 & 2 to take him down. Should I have done it quicker? Eh, maybe. But I had fun doing it regardless.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - King of Puppets Kill
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3 months ago
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You ever end a boss so spectacularly you just gotta celebrate it? Why not do both at once?
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MachiavellianRaccoon - My new favorite way to kill Gortash
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3 months ago
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Ask CatGPT
4 months ago
Meme of the day Keep going out of spite.
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So I'm generally pretty terrible at social media. On my ancient Twitter account I long since stopped updating - I used to wake it from the slumbering deep twice a year for two reasons only: Eurovision and The Late Late Toy Show. I have a newer one, like Bluesky, that's a bit more Twitch oriented.
3 months ago
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We have fun here.
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/IgnorantTastyMushroomStoneLightning-th4RDCBi93oGPjpO
3 months ago
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Always fun to panic about new games. Sometimes for no reason at all.
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/FriendlyAntsyHerringAMPEnergy-UFR4PLFtmTpg77qc
4 months ago
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Oh, been playing Lies of P? How's that going? ...A bit like this:
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Butterfly in the skyyyy
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4 months ago
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Yeah that makes sense...
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/FreezingBeautifulPistachioNinjaGrumpy-K8zbCFKAQ1AwNvZy
4 months ago
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And in the current world of distressing trends on my BG3 run with my friend Demy we have what I can only describe as: Thieving the Wizard's Dignity:
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/DistinctAwkwardCarabeefNononoCat-txa58DA0_EPGpYJV
5 months ago
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Himbro shenanigans returns tonight at 7 pm GMT tonight
www.twitch.tv/machiavellia...
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MachiavellianRaccoon - We got a dude who does that.
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5 months ago
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I was So very thrilled and delighted when I approached Zena and asked for a new Twitch Emote. Please go check out their art - if you like what you see: please consider getting a commission! LOOKIT THAT LIL DUDE. I love it.
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5 months ago
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Took me the guts of 70 hours + a patch update and class change... but I am now full-tilt embracing roleplaying my himbo gnome monk on a BG3 run I stream with a friend. This run just continues to amuse me more and more.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Hummertoes
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5 months ago
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This run is one of my favorite things ever.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - We, uh, found your dude. He was already like this when we found him, I swear.
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6 months ago
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Demy is an absolute menace behind the wheel of a fistful of characters.
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/AmusedCredulousQuailLitty-98mKj-TRb97n_xJ2
7 months ago
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The ✨T I M I N G✨
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MachiavellianRaccoon - If I die, I'm taking you with me
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7 months ago
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I have genuinely missed this run with my friend Rowdy.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Who knows why I do the things I do?
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7 months ago
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....It's kind of a wonder we've gotten anything at all done in this run
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Don't grease your hairless cats near an open flame
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7 months ago
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...The scream I scrumpt
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Dolly Dolly Dolly meets the Durge
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7 months ago
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What's it like when both of the main leaders of the BG3 party are a couple of himbos? Mostly like this:
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/PowerfulRelentlessPancakeYouDontSay-guRry4p1zQL9wEQ-
7 months ago
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John Roberts Is Dirty and a Traitor
7 months ago
Happy start of Women's History month.
#womenshistorywontbeerased
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Bad Romance: Women's Suffrage
YouTube video by Soomo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYQhRCs9IHM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?
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7 months ago
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Why do I like playing games with my friend Demy? Oh... lots of reasons. Mostly silly stuff like this:
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/ExpensiveSmoothSaladBCouch-ubUsJ2Ga0ATbXB0z
8 months ago
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Moments when I realize my head canon is generally small, mundane things .... ... that typically amuse me greatly.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - New favorite BG3 head canon
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8 months ago
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I'm not saying Hana's contrary... but I'm not *NOT* saying it either...
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Nobody tells Hana what to do!
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8 months ago
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Larian Studios
8 months ago
Slit throats are red, Mindflayers are blue, We'd risk it all, For a Hamster called Boo
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Just in case anyone was wondering about the state of gravity...
www.twitch.tv/machiavellia...
(thank you again
@caffeinatedmanda.bsky.social
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/VastCorrectCattleCmonBruh-0T1FTS_Qx8dYZ47d
8 months ago
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In the words of the friend who clipped this for me... Absolute Looney Tunes bullshit 😂
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/SuspiciousSuccessfulPanKappaWealth-x_bh5mXtO3vDxuns
8 months ago
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So, turns out, I often end up with themes in a particular stream. ... Yesterday's was LOOKIT THIS HAT.
www.twitch.tv/videos/23770...
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Man walks down the street wearing a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything - machiavellianraccoon on Twitch
machiavellianraccoon went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Baldur's Gate 3 VOD now.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2377090795
8 months ago
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Another work trip completed... another unfortunate illness unlocked. At least I know it's not COVID or the flu - but gosh is this cold miserable.
8 months ago
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binnska
8 months ago
Just a reminder: he can't take Black History Month, Pride, Juneteenth, or any of the other things he's declared 'suspended' away from us. Those things aren't for people with their heads so far up their asses. They're to celebrate, honor, mourn, and come together. He can't take that away.
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If you see this, post a GIF from one of your comfort shows.
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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Jen Bendery
9 months ago
ICYMI: I asked a bunch of biologists to weigh in on Trump's *official* definitions of "male" and "female" in his executive order declaring only 2 sexes. They are as "nonsensical" as they are embarrassingly detached from basic human biology.
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Biologists Rip Trump’s 'Non-Sensical' Executive Order Declaring Only 2 Sexes
“Clearly, this order is not fully informed by current biological science,” said Dr. Richard Bribiescas, president of the Human Biology Association.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/biologists-trump-executive-order-two-sexes_n_67912b73e4b039fc12781469?r0c
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CALL TO ACTIVISM
9 months ago
HELL YEAH! Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias announces he Will NOT COMPLY to Donald Trump’s demands for the DMV to turn over data about undocumented immigrants without due process. It gets even better.
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Honestly, it's the PAY ATTENTION that's the most important part. But, you know, pay attention to all of it, folks. Gather them receipts.
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9 months ago
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Had an absolute treat of a day at Dublin Megacon today. Got to meet
@neilyroberts.bsky.social
, Tracy Wiles, and Andrew Wincott. Selfies procured, but because I choose to remain imperceivable for the moment under this moniker, y'all can see the prints instead. Wonderful humans, absolute delights.
9 months ago
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This past week was kind of a dumpster fire. Ever grateful for the friends I've made in the last year who have become some of my biggest cheerleaders and supporters. They also find ways to distract me from the omnishambles with silly nonsense like this:
www.twitch.tv/machiavellia...
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/ChillyEphemeralAlbatrossPJSalt-eWt7MhpBf5PVLrCk
9 months ago
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If this is a harbinger of the ludicrousness to come... ... ... I'm here for it.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Come over here, I have an idea
Watch MachiavellianRaccoon's clip titled
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9 months ago
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Hey friends, friendly reminder not to get greedy with your hits when you're playing a FromSoft game. It'll find a way to absolutely clown on you for it. Ms Hanabenor learned the hard way tonight.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
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9 months ago
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Twisteddoodles
9 months ago
It’s so cold
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9 months ago
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Got back to my BG3 stream with my friend Rowdy today - Every time we streamed in the past, he'd good-naturedly tease me about how I would kind of sing-song my greeting when I'd first go live. ... Over our break in streaming together, I prepared a little something silly:
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MachiavellianRaccoon - My Apologies to Billy Joel
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9 months ago
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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Uncle Duke
9 months ago
for the potato fears not death
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Twisteddoodles
10 months ago
For the darkest day
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Boyf and I met with friends of ours & their two kids for lunch. Their oldest is 5, usually shy, but was willing to talk to us today. So I asked her if she liked to color (as I had been told this was her favorite). Ever contrary, she told me no. Then said she only liked to color for her grand dad.
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