Machiavellian Raccoon
@niccoloraccoon.bsky.social
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Casual gamer, trash panda vibes. That dumpster was already on fire when I got here.
There's precious little I love more than novelty accounts making an appearance in Stream Chats.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Well this is awkward.
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3 days ago
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26 days ago
Link to the live stream of the flagship No Kings event in the Twin Cities.
act.indivisible.org/go/904876?t=...
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No Kings Flagship Rally: MN State Capitol
Can’t make it to our third No Kings protest on March 28? Tune in to this livestream to watch our flagship No Kings rally at the Minnesota State Capitol, featuring Bruce Springsteen alongside national ...
https://act.indivisible.org/go/904876?t=10&akid=124917%2E5502548%2EUic5U-
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
about 1 month ago
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
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Good to know that the alpha testing for Twitch Auto clips can - and will - choose absolute violence to capture all your gooning confessions without being asked.
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It absolutely told on me, and I find that delightful.
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/BovineFrailPangolinPlanking-BF_NJUjqvTiyY4oH
about 1 month ago
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Will Stancil
3 months ago
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
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3 months ago
Minnesota is the best of us.
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Replaying Resident Evil 7? Sure yeah okay, I love these games.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Blair Witchin' it up
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3 months ago
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Play Peak with your friends, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/HealthyDistinctMulePJSugar-cODjn7dXxLhOZyT8
5 months ago
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Rob this attempted egg-snatcher blind. EVERYTHING MUST GO.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Rob this lady blind
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6 months ago
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Okay but... Why James Limousine when Jimousine is *right there?*
6 months ago
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Super excited for a big fun co-stream at 7.00 pm (my time! 2 pm Eastern like eh wee graphic says!)
7 months ago
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I thought nothing could top the love I had for the BG3 Himbro run - but by god, Baldur's Dad 3 might be my new favorite playthrough.
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/TenuousBitterPanBudBlast-uj657ya2Px8idb5L
8 months ago
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/SlickHilariousCrowHoneyBadger-P-rwS5gbjRWMqbQm
8 months ago
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Ask CatGPT
9 months ago
Meme of the day
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"What kind of streamer are you?" Buddy - I can tell you what kind of streamer I'm _not_
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MachiavellianRaccoon - I don't know what kinda skills you think I got
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9 months ago
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This took me somewhere in the vicinity of ~7 hours of trying trying trying and 70 - 80 deaths between phases 1 & 2 to take him down. Should I have done it quicker? Eh, maybe. But I had fun doing it regardless.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - King of Puppets Kill
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9 months ago
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You ever end a boss so spectacularly you just gotta celebrate it? Why not do both at once?
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MachiavellianRaccoon - My new favorite way to kill Gortash
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10 months ago
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Ask CatGPT
10 months ago
Meme of the day Keep going out of spite.
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So I'm generally pretty terrible at social media. On my ancient Twitter account I long since stopped updating - I used to wake it from the slumbering deep twice a year for two reasons only: Eurovision and The Late Late Toy Show. I have a newer one, like Bluesky, that's a bit more Twitch oriented.
10 months ago
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We have fun here.
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/IgnorantTastyMushroomStoneLightning-th4RDCBi93oGPjpO
10 months ago
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Always fun to panic about new games. Sometimes for no reason at all.
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/FriendlyAntsyHerringAMPEnergy-UFR4PLFtmTpg77qc
10 months ago
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Oh, been playing Lies of P? How's that going? ...A bit like this:
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Butterfly in the skyyyy
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10 months ago
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Yeah that makes sense...
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/FreezingBeautifulPistachioNinjaGrumpy-K8zbCFKAQ1AwNvZy
11 months ago
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And in the current world of distressing trends on my BG3 run with my friend Demy we have what I can only describe as: Thieving the Wizard's Dignity:
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/DistinctAwkwardCarabeefNononoCat-txa58DA0_EPGpYJV
11 months ago
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Himbro shenanigans returns tonight at 7 pm GMT tonight
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MachiavellianRaccoon - We got a dude who does that.
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12 months ago
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I was So very thrilled and delighted when I approached Zena and asked for a new Twitch Emote. Please go check out their art - if you like what you see: please consider getting a commission! LOOKIT THAT LIL DUDE. I love it.
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12 months ago
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Took me the guts of 70 hours + a patch update and class change... but I am now full-tilt embracing roleplaying my himbo gnome monk on a BG3 run I stream with a friend. This run just continues to amuse me more and more.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Hummertoes
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12 months ago
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This run is one of my favorite things ever.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - We, uh, found your dude. He was already like this when we found him, I swear.
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about 1 year ago
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Demy is an absolute menace behind the wheel of a fistful of characters.
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/AmusedCredulousQuailLitty-98mKj-TRb97n_xJ2
about 1 year ago
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The ✨T I M I N G✨
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MachiavellianRaccoon - If I die, I'm taking you with me
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about 1 year ago
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I have genuinely missed this run with my friend Rowdy.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Who knows why I do the things I do?
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about 1 year ago
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....It's kind of a wonder we've gotten anything at all done in this run
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Don't grease your hairless cats near an open flame
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about 1 year ago
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...The scream I scrumpt
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Dolly Dolly Dolly meets the Durge
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about 1 year ago
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What's it like when both of the main leaders of the BG3 party are a couple of himbos? Mostly like this:
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Twitch is the world
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about 1 year ago
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Radical Left Scum
about 1 year ago
Happy start of Women's History month.
#womenshistorywontbeerased
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Bad Romance: Women's Suffrage
YouTube video by Soomo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYQhRCs9IHM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?
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about 1 year ago
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Why do I like playing games with my friend Demy? Oh... lots of reasons. Mostly silly stuff like this:
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/ExpensiveSmoothSaladBCouch-ubUsJ2Ga0ATbXB0z
about 1 year ago
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Moments when I realize my head canon is generally small, mundane things .... ... that typically amuse me greatly.
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MachiavellianRaccoon - New favorite BG3 head canon
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about 1 year ago
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I'm not saying Hana's contrary... but I'm not *NOT* saying it either...
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MachiavellianRaccoon - Nobody tells Hana what to do!
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about 1 year ago
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Larian Studios
about 1 year ago
Slit throats are red, Mindflayers are blue, We'd risk it all, For a Hamster called Boo
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Just in case anyone was wondering about the state of gravity...
www.twitch.tv/machiavellia...
(thank you again
@caffeinatedmanda.bsky.social
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/VastCorrectCattleCmonBruh-0T1FTS_Qx8dYZ47d
about 1 year ago
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In the words of the friend who clipped this for me... Absolute Looney Tunes bullshit 😂
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Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/machiavellianraccoon/clip/SuspiciousSuccessfulPanKappaWealth-x_bh5mXtO3vDxuns
about 1 year ago
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So, turns out, I often end up with themes in a particular stream. ... Yesterday's was LOOKIT THIS HAT.
www.twitch.tv/videos/23770...
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Man walks down the street wearing a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything - machiavellianraccoon on Twitch
machiavellianraccoon went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Baldur's Gate 3 VOD now.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2377090795
about 1 year ago
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Another work trip completed... another unfortunate illness unlocked. At least I know it's not COVID or the flu - but gosh is this cold miserable.
about 1 year ago
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binnska
about 1 year ago
Just a reminder: he can't take Black History Month, Pride, Juneteenth, or any of the other things he's declared 'suspended' away from us. Those things aren't for people with their heads so far up their asses. They're to celebrate, honor, mourn, and come together. He can't take that away.
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If you see this, post a GIF from one of your comfort shows.
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about 1 year ago
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Jen Bendery
about 1 year ago
ICYMI: I asked a bunch of biologists to weigh in on Trump's *official* definitions of "male" and "female" in his executive order declaring only 2 sexes. They are as "nonsensical" as they are embarrassingly detached from basic human biology.
www.huffpost.com/entry/biolog...
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Biologists Rip Trump’s 'Non-Sensical' Executive Order Declaring Only 2 Sexes
“Clearly, this order is not fully informed by current biological science,” said Dr. Richard Bribiescas, president of the Human Biology Association.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/biologists-trump-executive-order-two-sexes_n_67912b73e4b039fc12781469?r0c
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CALL TO ACTIVISM
about 1 year ago
HELL YEAH! Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias announces he Will NOT COMPLY to Donald Trump’s demands for the DMV to turn over data about undocumented immigrants without due process. It gets even better.
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Honestly, it's the PAY ATTENTION that's the most important part. But, you know, pay attention to all of it, folks. Gather them receipts.
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over 1 year ago
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Had an absolute treat of a day at Dublin Megacon today. Got to meet
@neilyroberts.bsky.social
, Tracy Wiles, and Andrew Wincott. Selfies procured, but because I choose to remain imperceivable for the moment under this moniker, y'all can see the prints instead. Wonderful humans, absolute delights.
over 1 year ago
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