GM.

They went there. AFGE | CDC Removes Disability as Reasonable Accommodation for Remote Work, Backtracks After Union Pressure share.google/af3g7e5Ff5ud...

It’s bisexuality day and while I personally identify as pan I am here for all the ✨ladies✨

This petulant little shithead is going to sue ABC because they employ a comedian he doesn't like? 🙄 Absolute ridonkulousness. And if his firing had nothing to do with the 🍊💩, why would ABC have specifically notified the WH that it was done?

Fellow tired friends, please remember that every single thing you do when you feel like doing nothing is an accomplishment. We got out of bed today! That's amazing! If you stayed in bed, you listened to your body and are giving it rest! That's amazing! You don't need to move mountains.

‪I just heard that some cardboard mills are slowing down and are close to closing entirely. Maybe they should start making hobby guillotine and trebuchet kits. Full size. You know. For hobbyists.

Phrase du jour

I love Merv, and I love how even her purr sounds vaguely angry. youtube.com/shorts/gJOw8...

Some of the best people I know are on the spectrum and none of them are in the #EpsteinFiles, unlike #Pedonald. This fucking guy I swear to god. (Sub to Kaelynn - she does SUCH a great job of speaking frankly about neurodivergency.) youtube.com/shorts/8dYkG...

I just caught myself replying to some dipshit insisting that Kamala is why everything is terrible. That's when I remembered that I block these chucklefucks. If this is your whole thing, don't pretend you give a shit about trans folks, Black folks, Latino folks, starving kids, OR Gaza. Get fucked.

Ah shit, I think I went to the wrong Rapture, you guys…

Gaaah, beat me to it! 😂

Also, GM! It's a brisk autumn morning and that is delightful!

Of course he chickened out. The real question is will @schumer.senate.gov chicken out again when the shutdown deadline arrives?

I will not be scolded into being gentle with these death cult idiots, and neither should you. I hope Kirk Cameron in particular is really, really devastated when the next few days pass and he's still here and even more absolutely irrelevant.

To the assholes, who are clearly not students here, Christian fear mongering at passersby about how we’re going to Hell if we don’t repent and stop watching porn and having sex, and that having a higher education won’t get us into heaven: Good. Heaven sounds BORING.

All I want to know.... is he dead yet? ..Because no one can talk that way to world leaders unless your record is skipping in the marionette. He can't think he is human...can he? He is not a real boy.

the fact that students from "liberty" "university" did the golden calf statue of trump is so fucking funny

This fills me with rapturous joy.

Fun fact about the Rapture…. It wasn’t a thing until 1827, when John Nelson Darby got into a horse riding accident and suddenly he had an idea. So a bunch of people are really excited about an idea a guy had 198 years ago when he basically got into a fender bender.

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No Rapture Tomorrow.

A bunch of people should sneak out tonight and leave some empty clothes and shoes on the street so it looks like a very small amount of people got raptured.

This is hideous, and also reaffirms that #Pedonald considers 12 to be the age folks should start having sex. This is going to kill a lot of babies, and this is more blood on the hands of the worst Kennedy and a child rapist. youtu.be/WtCXqa9djSA?...

Me waiting for the rapture

In other (scientifically backed) news, there is a link between the colon and what comes out of Trump's pursed asshole of a mouth.

I have a few mutuals who know GDT - can someone ping him to connect with Charlie? Thank you ❤️

We bought a bread machine for an obscenely low price. I hope everyone loves listening to me blather on about bread for several months.

Adoptable Tyson is wondering if he can join the D&D session with @devilligan.bsky.social @inel.tv @neilnewbon.bsky.social, Devora Wilde and Mr. Clym. He is very good at being a doofus but hopes it is ok he only has a d12 and does not have thumbs.

See, this is what happens when a shit ton of us take our money out of their wallets. Pushing back like this WORKS, and don't let anyone tell you it doesn't. #KimmelisBack

BOOM. The 🍊💩 is going to be furious. Brace yourselves.

“But you think if you think of it, let’s say 15 years ago and 1 in 10,000 that were born with autism and now it’s making it 1 in 12, two different studies." This is due to more people being actually properly diagnosed, not an increase in people being born with it, you absolute fucking dingdong.

Miller belongs in a bottomless pit what a fucking ghoul. This is it. They want to know who will stop them from committing atrocities and if that answer is no one, then they’re going to continue committing atrocities.

Nooooo I was doing so well! But here we are, shuffling blindly down migraine alley. This is almost definitely #Pedonald's fault.

I love Jon Stewart 🤣

Facts 🧐

no taking tylenol while pregnant does not make your baby autistic, yet another absolutely onion adjacent based headline that is somehow our reality right now.

FYI, Tr*mp canceled the Annual Hunger Report. He doesn't want you to know how many people are going hungry in America. Are we great again yet?

Inflation denialist is possibly my favorite category of #Pedonald lover right now. They expect us to believe that somehow, despite extensive evidence and our own experiences, they are the ones who are correct and prices are all down across the board. Just get fucked with this nonsense.

When the neighborhood cat takes ‘protector of the block’ a little too seriously. 🐱🔥🦖 #HeroCat #Godzilla #ItsPurrsonal

Another reminder to go watch this movie: Robot Dreams. 🐶❤️🤖

It's my wonderful husband's birthday today, and Earth, Wind & Fire wrote a song just for him! Happy birthday, @huskarlar.bsky.social. I love your face! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...

oh MY god. the noise I made when I saw this.

My favorite protest sign that I've seen against Disney is "This is LITERALLY what your show ANDOR is about!"

We've seen a lot of deaths, but this one is kicking my ass. I don't have any tolerance for anyone who thinks it's stupid to be sad about the passing of an internet cat that's been a part of our lives for so long, so just don't. people.com/maru-the-vir...

The fact that these two are best friends is the best thing. youtube.com/shorts/UO1Jk...