Just saw the trailer for the new He-Man movie and was SOOOOOO excited about it! Then googled it and the voice of Skeletor is JARED LETO. #MastersOfTheUniverse #StopCastingJaredLeto #SeriouslyHollywoodStopCastingPredators

@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social opens this show with The Ecstasy of Gold, proving they know their shit. 🤘🔥🤘 #ThisPersonKnowsTheirMetal #HeavyMetalComedy #RIPPerOhlin #PleaseStopShowingTheDawnOfTheBlackHeartsOriginalAlbumCover

I got bored so made an edit of @robbotron.bsky.social facing off with the fire alarm at the Frog and Bucket Comedy Club in Manchester. #ManVsFireAlarm #ToiletVape #TheFireiesAreTheTrueHeroes

Best. Confirmation code. Ever.

@devilligan.bsky.social 🎶 So have another cigarette, have another beer, raise your glass to one more year GONE! 🎶

Damnit, even Stephen Fry looks better than me in a dress! 😂😂😂😂 Paddington, always so cute! I wanna see that musical again!

They've released the names of 12/15 victims. I still can't wrap my brain around it. What happened? Where did we go wrong? We were doing so WELL. I keep finding myself on the edge of tears & I don't know why.

I’ve finally heard back from my friend in Sydney. She is safe, as are her family & friends. I’m gonna go crawl into bed & wonder how the fuck we got here.

Australia's first massacre in 29 years, & now fucking this. CAN 2025 JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY?! #FuckTheWorld #Fuck2025 #ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings

2025 has been the Year of Shit. To see it end on this note is just... fuck this world, fuck the people in it, fuck humanity. Can't wait for the US Gun Nuts to start smugly telling us we deserved this. Y'all love posting depressing news? I fucking win. Fuck 2025. I'm so damn tired.

A variation on an old classic. Also, stick figures are awesome.

While at #GoodThings2025 my sister noticed an abundance of people wearing hats from #BunningsWarehouse So she asked me to make this. It's the little things... #GoodThingsBrisbane2025

Today is my beautiful, wonderful, amazing, fantastic, hardcore, awesome, & beloved big sister's birthday! She celebrated at the alt/rock/metal festival Good Things in Bribane. I gave her money for drinks, cause I'm a good sister. She's not on BSky, but I wanna share. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG SISTER!

Poor? rich? Who gives a shit! All that matters Is if during my lifetime I made you smile For at least one second.

Tonight's Netflix Original Christmas Romance Movie: a gay rom-com about a guy who asks his best friend to pretend to be his boyfriend & join him visiting his family who are disappointed his still single. & guess what they're gonna figure out while 'pretending'...

It's dangerous to play Phasmo with @devilligan.bsky.social... #Phasmophobia #AnotherOneBitesTheDust #WeAreNowTheGhosts #ClymAlwaysDies RIP RowYourBoat & @madamenostalgic.bsky.social

I realised why I like these stupid Netflix Original rom-com Christmas movies. They are VERY MUCH made for the female gaze. #TheMerryGentlemen #NetflixOriginal #WhoNeedsPlotWhenTheseAbs

Today's Netflix Original romantic Christmas movie: The Merry Gentlemen. From the description, I am expecting a Christmas-themed Full Monty with American accents. The meet-cute was awkward & stupid. So typical Netflix fare.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! *wipes tears* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHAHA! HAHAH! HA! Haaaaaaaa! And yes, that is DESERT not those iffy dessert images. You know the ones I mean, don't pretend like you don't. Yeah, no, AI's totally gonna take over the world. #SkynetMoreLikeBlindnet

Tonight's terrible Christmas romance movie:

My brain has lost track of everything. I keep losing what day & time it is. I have no schedule & the demons are holding their annual pre-Saturnalia chaos in my head. Usually I like the dark of UK winter, but it's playing havoc inside. I welcome any advice on how to get back on track.

When AI is simultaneously wrong & right. One of the bodies found was misidentified as Anastasia & buried with the Romanov family in 1998. Her real remains were discovered & verified in '07. So TECHNICALLY it's kinda sorta in a way correct but also utterly wrong. #AIAintAllThat #CheckYourFacts

I love London at night. The lights, the buildings, the proof that liminal spaces needn’t be stationary…

Lot of fucking Aussies here. When they took the photo after, I yelled ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie!’ (Cause I’m an attention whore 🤣) & the crowd answered. Nice moment. #Valhalore #LondonMetal #Underworld #MyNeckWillHateMeTomorrow #WorthIt #ReturnToSender #AussieAussieAussie

🎶 These are a few of my favorite things! 🎶 #WorldsEndCamden #Valhalore #AussieMetalInLondon

Who else gets really tired of their own brain making their lives more difficult?

It ain't the watermarks giving you away...

All I want for Christmas is a kratt...

“It’s not an addiction, I can quit any time I want!” #CatNipAddictionAwareness #Intervention #WannaMakeHerGoToRehabSheSaidNoNoNo

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. And now, so is their author. Well, their second author. Their original author's been dead a while...

Alex is giving the cat drugs. #Zoomies #CatNip #CatDrugs #VoidKittyShenanigans

I like these movies because it's nice to think it'll be alright in the end. Even though I know it won't be. It's nice to dream that it will. #RIPMaggieSmith

I could not be further from my family if I tried right now. And yet, from the opposite side AND end of the world, I'm still googling how to get around Brisbane via public transport (which SUCKS in Brisbane) to help her figure it out. She sweats, I'm freezing. Gotta love the internet!

In today's edition of insane Baldur's Gate 3 headlines:

AI does it again! And people think THIS is gonna take over the world & destroy us 😂😂😂😂 #GNUSirPterryPratchett #AlternateUniverse #OkButWhatIfDibblerWasAWizard

If @devilligan.bsky.social tired to do this to @neilnewbon.bsky.social, given his Loot Goblin tendencies, I suspect he'd be there for at least a week. Still, at least Tom'd get his gold back. & there'd be no rotten fruit, as that would be in HIS inventory!

The best thing about it being so fucking cold is I don't have to rush to put groceries away. I can just be lazy & leave them out in the front room which has little to no heating & which I suspect is colder than the fridge anyway, lol.

Cabanel's The Fallen Angel reimagined by NButlerArt. Breathtaking #DelTorosFrankenstein #NBulterArt #AlexandreCabanel #RomanticEra #HearMeOut #IGuessIHaveAThingForTheMisunderstoodAndRejected

Someone on Reddit charted how many books each Discworld character appears in, including cameos. I love the Discworld fandom. #GNUPterryPratchett #Discworld #MoistVonLipwigForPatrician It's very reflective of life that Death is the character who makes the most appearances.

*stretch* *rub eyes* *look at clock* *pause* Wait, what?! Is it really midday?! *realise clock doesn't work* Ah.

Del Toro’s Frankenstein reinforces what I’ve always said: If you can’t love unconditionally, you should never be a parent. Also, that was the most optimistic ending of a Frankenstein movie I’ve seen. #HearMeOut #HotMonster #SeriouslyIJustWantToHugHim I’m enjoying the new Dark Universe.

Finally taking the time to watch GDT’s Frankenstein. No one bother me for the next 2.5 hrs.

Just call me Lady Lorelei, Merchant Editor! #FreelanceKnight #MerchantSelfEmployed #PatMandziysButteryVoice

This week has been worryingly good. So many nice & good things have happened. WHEN’S IT GONNA BALANCE OUT WITH HORRIBLE THINGS?!?! Some god is toying with me & I don’t like it. I don’t wanna name any names…

A Brisbanite walks into a Perthian’s stand up show in Totton, gives him a high six & feels at home. Great show, @robbotron.bsky.social! Can’t wait to see the out-of-context clips!

Posh dinner in Totton with @terryenby.bsky.social

WHY DO HOTEL ROOMS INSIST ON PUTTING IN SO MANY MIRRORS? I’m sweeping up broken glass every time I walk past one!