That time @devilligan.bsky.social and @neilnewbon.bsky.social were in a Frankenstein movie together.... #TheCurseOfFrankenstein #HammerHorror #TheRealMonsterWasTheMuttonChops

Hmmmmm... Starting to think I'm coming down with something. Tis the season, I suppose!

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one..... .... ...the others escaped with minor injuries. (I maaaaaaaaay have had some rum)

Seeking the best bait for your fishing? Try new BAIT BOY! Available in stores now for a limited time only! "10/10 bait, could not ask for a more master bait product than this one!" - @devilligan.bsky.social #FalloutFishing #BaitBoy

She kicked the Bouqet. Genuinely sad about this one. Hell of an innings though. #ItsPronouncedBouqet

@devilligan.bsky.social I'm glad the Violet Crumble met with your approval! For those wondering, it's called Violet Crumble because because the creator couldn't just trademark 'crumble' so added violet, which were his wife's favorite flower. (Yes, I had to Google that cause I had no idea either)

It's people like this guy who make it so the rest of us have to show ID to buy a pair of freaking scissors, which we then need a damn chainsaw to open.

I keep seeing ads on Reddit for this game, & I kinda wanna buy it cause it does sound fun but sadly have no one to play it with. Guess I'll just go read Pride & Prejudice again instead... (yes, I read romance novels. Pathetic, I know 😂)

I always learn these things from r/SimpsonsShitposting. Rest well, Jane.

When you learn that thing you've been stressing about wasn't actually something you needed to stress about, but is actually an indicator of something you should REALLY be stressing about. I really hate this year.

And in today's edition of Useless Facts I Will Never Unknow And Which Prevent Me From Learning Actual USEFUL Facts:

For the first time in my life, I have cook too little spaghetti. I am scared as to what that might signify.

@hyde235.bsky.social & @phoenixseahorse.bsky.social & any other Minkies:

A friend of my sister's got scammed on FB, & my sister asked me to message them to test. She's encouraging me to waste the scammer's time. In what way, you ask? Watch 'em run screaming, nothing makes anyone run faster than being hit on by me! #ScamTheScammers #LookingForALoveConnection

I found a website with a timer counting down how many days until Trump’s term ends. Only 1,208 days left! This is what the internet was made for. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kitty on the stairs

Any grass you see in this video was GONE by the end of the first day of the festival. It was muddy, it was rainy, it was cold, & our tent leaked. But damn if it wasn't a blast & I got to make some great memories with my big sister! 🔥🤘🔥 #WOA2025 #MudFest #HarderLouderFaster Next time: HELLFEST!

Is there any feeling on earth as good as coming home after a long day taking off the bra? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I spoke to 3 strangers without fear yesterday, all of them men, & as always, didn’t get hit on. If ever I needed proof the world doesn’t see me as a woman… 🤣

Random £15 I found in the back pocket of my bag that I never use. I should really clean it out more often.

One night, I’ll sleep the entire night through without resorting to drugs and shock the shit out of myself. 🎶 Hello 3:50, my old friend, please fuck off and better send, some unconsciousness softly creeping, please dear god give me some sleeping! 🎶

I found a Mako! Taken during the few briefs moments she wasn’t barking at me & protecting @terryenby.bsky.social from my scary evilness!! Cause I’m just so evil, yo. #EvilAsBro

Swag from today’s outing. I LOVE the Storyteller, it’s my favorite show & it stoked my love for folktales & mythology as a kid. #JimHensonTheStoryteller

Noting like waking up at 3;30am with an epiphany and then being unable to get back to sleep!! Thank you, brain, I hate you too. 🤣🤣😁

Beginning the journey to meet up with @terryenby.bsky.social. Keep your eyes on the news cause we’s gonna raise some hell!!!

Some people are just down-right inconsiderate & I don't get it. When you're doing them a favor & they can't even show you basic respect & consideration. It's just rude, in my opinion.

We’s getting fancy in here!

-and complaining about the weather.

"My Fans Finally Realised I'm Almost As Much Of A Predator As My Ex" compo face. I used to really love the Dresden Dolls. But then she did all her solo stuff & got... what's a nice way of saying 'arrogant & lazy twat'? #AmandaPalmerIsAPredator

I huffed cynically at this.

Today's activity: trying not to panic! It's ok, Lore, calm your tits. It could be worse. It could be worse. It could be worse. It could be worse. You've got it so easy, you have no right to panic, calm the fuck down. Zen.

I used to love those Pixar 'blooper' moments! Pity they stopped.

Maybe, & this is just a wild guess, if the damn festival stayed in one fucking place instead of touring the country, MAYBE there'd finally be a metal festival in Australia that doesn't end up bankrupt or having to pull this shit.

CAN PEOPLE JUST STOP DYING, PLEASE!

Careful, @neilnewbon.bsky.social, or next time you play with @devilligan.bsky.social & Nick, you'll end up with an ASBO! #Headliners #PizzaDude'sGot30Seconds #CrowdfundSoundingproofingForNeil

Housemate went to get groceries this afternoon. I'm really, really tired of this shit.

I missed pretty much the entire movie, but I still managed to meme! ...however late. Truly, the most evil duo in all of Far, Far Away... @devilligan.bsky.social

Apparently it’s wrong of me To want more than the fantasy A simple basic human need That can never be freed (Don’t read into it, just a drabble I’ve had circling my head all morning. It’s annoying. Maybe if I write it, it’ll go away.)

How much more productive would I be if I put aside such childish wants? 🤣🤣

We’re now watching this movie and it’s great!

I got the popcorn tin.

Fuck it. Going to see it tonight. Judge me as you will.

BlueSky is a mood booster. Every time I come here to whine, I see posts from people who have it infinitely worse so I shut my mouth & tell myself I have nothing to complain about. I am the model of privilege: I’m healthy, white, CIS, straight, middle class & being fat means I’m not a target.

A pane of glass Seen through and never quite there A tempered pane of glass So many cracks how long til it shatters

Hey, @trashpandacoco.bsky.social I found your car!

This is genuinely concerning, especially when I have a 14 year old nephew.

Alex and I made a nativity scene! Cause we’re watching a Christmas film.