You know a movie’s good when you walk in, not really invested, it was the only thing playing, & you completely forget about your period cramps for 2 hrs. #InTheGrey #MadeMeForgetMyPeriod #InvestmentInEverySense #DistractionMovies #ChekovsEscapePlans #CavillAndGyllenhallMakeACuteCouple

Made some memes to go with @devilligan.bsky.social's movie night showing of #Colossal2016! -though it was Monday morning movie night for me. Stupid Brisbane timezone. Great movie! #AnneHathaway #DanStevens & #JasonSudeikis were fantastic, & always love to see an @vigalondo.bsky.social film!

@doritos.com & #Twisties seem to be in some sort of competition to see who can flood the Australian snack market with the most obscure &/or disgusting flavor. @devilligan.bsky.social, it’s a good thing you don’t have a PO Box any more or I’d be sending you pickle Twisties & Sour Lime Doritos!

@doritos.com & #Twisties seem to be in some sort of competition to see who can flood the Australian snack maker woth the most obscure &/or disgusting flavor. @devilligan.bsky.social, it’s a good thing you don’t have a PO Box any more or I’d be sending you pickle Twisties & Sour Lime Doritos!

Well #London, it’s been fun, but now it’s time to return to #Brisbane Via #HongKong on #CathayPacific (great airline!) #PremiumEconomy Was supposed to be #BusinessClass on #Emirates but #Trump ruined that! Anyway, 1st World Problems. Happy travels! Im sure the emergency exit isn’t an omen….

I can’t decide which is more tedious: packing or waiting.

Tonight's memes relating to the movie Troll 2 (1990 version) as part of @devilligan.bsky.social's Bad Movie Club: #Memes #MinkieMadness #BadMovieClub #Troll2 #IShouldBePacking

#GNUPterryPratchett #Discworld

Great movie, epic soundtrack! #Deathstalker

Why did I just spend an hour making this? #Necrotelecomnicon #Discworld #EvilDead

CURSE YOU SCRABBLE GODS!!!! #Scrabble #OneLetterAway #Cunts #WeAllowSwearWords #YesJapanIsAllowed

Just when you thought Mr Blobby couldn't get any more creepy... #MrBlobbyKnobby #UrbanHorror #NightmareFuel #DontPlayWithThatItWillFallOff #MYEYESMYEYES

Update: WE MADE IT!!!

Trying to get to The Dark Room hosted by @robbotron.bsky.social & trains out are being cancelled so 🤞we somehow manage it! #YouAwakeToFindYourselfInACancelledTrain

A year ago I made a review/analysis video of folk horror movie 'Lord of Misrule', written by @devilligan.bsky.social. Yesterday a copyright claim on it was cleared (background music), & saw it has over 1200 views! Trying to get monetised. Slow process. 🤞 #LordOfMisrule #FilmReNalysis #FolkHorror

TIL there is an Internet Movie Plane Database. Being the nerd I am, I will enjoy using this.

For an animation less than 3 mins long, I found this GENUINELY kinda terrifying. A short film about the Yara-Ma-Yha-Who, from SE Australian Aboriginal myth, a type of vampire frog that drinks your blood, swallows you, then pukes you back up, smaller, until you also turn into a frog.

I'M IN, WHO'S WITH ME?! #WeCouldDoTheFunniestThingEver #PlanetOfTheApesArtemisII #ThisWasHowPeaceWasMade

Watching the first #SNLUK & gotta say, not impressed. It's American comedy with UK comedians. Live audience forced-laughing at every second sentence & all. I don't get why they didn't alter it to be British humour instead of American humour in British accents. The concept's fine, poor execution.

If you didn't have a great Friday, I hope you at least had a Good Friday.

The Sixth Sin

EVERYONE is an asshole to someone. Yes, even Keanu Reeves. Yes, even Sir Terry Pratchett. Yes, even you. No one in this world is so pure they haven't done something that upset someone, offended someone, & could be used to 'cancel' them, so stop telling me who I can & can't mourn. Glass houses.

If you wanna hear me talking about going to the UK National Archives in London where I got to see my Grandad's WW2 file (he was captured & sent to a POW camp) join me & some friends here on Blind Dave's channel!

A summation of last night's Resident Evil 9 stream on @devilligan.bsky.social's twitch channel. #TomJoke #SpotTheWriter #AreYouGonnaCleanThatUp #MySoul #ClemAlwaysGetsHerCheese #SoThatsWhereTomsSwitch2Went

Poems on the Underground. Note the year this one was written. #TheMoreThingsChangeTheMoreTheyStayTheSame #HistoryIsACircle #WeNeverLearn

Really great in-depth documentary about folk horror I'm finally watching.

“We need a way to motivate US troops!” “I have it! Well make a video montage about ‘Justice the American Way’ & use clips from Braveheart & Gladiator!” 🤦‍♀️ #TheIdiocyIsStaggering #WhoApprovedThis #AtLeastBenStillerHasSomeIntegrity

Had a bloody brilliant night seeing the great @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social in Portsmouth! Thanks for signing my book, I will indeed stay metal! #MetalForLife #RedPenAtTheReady #HailTheRhombus #IWouldntSayThatToACobbler

Life Advice Tip: when asking a comedian to sign his book for you, don’t do it AFTER you’ve told him you’re flying to Australia through Dubai! @robbotron.bsky.social, you’re a dark, sick fuck & I love it!! #BoomBoom #IdentifyMyBodyFromThisSingedBook #FuckTrump #IfTheMissilesDontGetYaThe737Will

If you get hungry watching this movie, you're watching it wrong. #PhantomThread #MmmMushroomTea #WaitWhyAmIOnTheFloor

Megan 2.0 finally put my philosophy into words: Change doesn't come FROM [governments], it comes TO [governments]. Governments are always trying to play catch-up with their society.

Clym during @devilligan.bsky.social's 'Choose Your Own Adventure' Stream #MemeMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchMemes

I don't have Tourette's, nor know anyone with it. But I know people with anxiety & vocal tics. Coprolalia is an extreme tic. It's ironic that 'I Swear' was made to educate. I guess Foxx & Wendell didn't see it. Perhaps they should. #TourettesIsARealDisability #YourIgnornaceIsShowing

A great video about 'chemistry' between actors & the toxic way actors are 'auditioned' to ensure 'chemistry' between leads, & how we got here. What we need are good actors, who can sell the idea they're in love, rather than 'chemistry' that causes drama & trauma. #IntimacyCoordinatorsFTW

Some people are complaining he's been arrested for 'leaking state secrets' & not pedophilia: A) better something than nothing 2) 'misconduct' is easier & faster to prove C) once misconduct due to Epstein files is proven, a case for other charges can be built Patience is a virtue. Have faith.

@devilligan.bsky.social: curious as to your take on this idea of the 'peripheral scare'. Usually Ryan covers horror movies, but he's branching out into games. If you haven't watched his channel, high recommend!

So tired of surface Want to go deeper Already broken Only make things worse In the wrong place But where‘s the keeper Smile’s been chosen Let’s grin as we bear this curse Just a humble nothing verse Raise the glass higher Palimpsest masked layers The flame’s brighter & I’m burning my failures

When I was a kid, dad would give me Valentine's cards. (Not in a creepy way. Let's normalise men loving their kids non-sexually PLEASE) To date, those are the only Valentine's cards I have ever received. I miss getting them. (he's not dead, FYI, I just grew up) Pathetic, I know.

There are farmers protesting in London today. People on Reddit are accusing them of being greedy, rich, lazy & privileged. If you have those opinions, you're ignorant & should work to educate yourself about how difficult & costly farming is. #SupportFarmers #UKFoodDoesntGrowItselfForFree

This is almost worth going outside for. #AntiValentinesDay #StupidHappyCouples #ItsAllAConsumerismPlot #WhyYesIAmBitterHowCouldYouTell

Evan may have been born in America, but damn if he hasn't mastered British sarcasm and passive aggression. They really need to make that part of the UK Citizenship test. #EvanEdinger #LondonScarwy #NothingLikeBritishPassiveAggression #FearmongeringIsAllTheRage #CriticalThinkingFTW

Just wanna congratulate @robbotron.bsky.social on over 1.3 MILLION VIEWS of his right nipple! #LeftyHasThingsToSayAsWell #RightNippleClub #AllNipplesAreGreat #FreeTheNippleButNotLikeThat #NextTimeWearTwoMics

Making chop suey while singing Chop Suey. This guy's doing what we all only ever dreamed of... 🤘🔥🔥🤘 #SystemOfADown #DeliciousRock #GonnaNeedANewKitchen

@trashpandacoco.bsky.social: toilet rating needed!

*looks suspiciously at @trashpandacoco.bsky.social*

Happy Straya Day! Or Invasion Day, depending on your politics.

Just saw the trailer for the new He-Man movie and was SOOOOOO excited about it! Then googled it and the voice of Skeletor is JARED LETO. #MastersOfTheUniverse #StopCastingJaredLeto #SeriouslyHollywoodStopCastingPredators

@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social opens this show with The Ecstasy of Gold, proving they know their shit. 🤘🔥🤘 #ThisPersonKnowsTheirMetal #HeavyMetalComedy #RIPPerOhlin #PleaseStopShowingTheDawnOfTheBlackHeartsOriginalAlbumCover

I got bored so made an edit of @robbotron.bsky.social facing off with the fire alarm at the Frog and Bucket Comedy Club in Manchester. #ManVsFireAlarm #ToiletVape #TheFireiesAreTheTrueHeroes