A Brisbanite walks into a Perthian’s stand up show in Totton, gives him a high six & feels at home. Great show, @robbotron.bsky.social! Can’t wait to see the out-of-context clips!

Posh dinner in Totton with @terryenby.bsky.social

WHY DO HOTEL ROOMS INSIST ON PUTTING IN SO MANY MIRRORS? I’m sweeping up broken glass every time I walk past one!

Today is a good day to be a Viking.

So my dad had (another) fall today. My sister messaged me about it. Am I evil for pissing myself laughing at this?

Asra & Bow'ee may have begun their post-Netherbrain lives, but that doesn't mean @devilligan.bsky.social & @neilnewbon.bsky.social's wacky adventures don't have to stop! #LetChaosReign #AsraAndBoweeLiveOnInFanFiction #ToTheGreatestOfFriends #AlwaysWatchTheCredits

Between this & Downton Abbey, I'm almost tempted to start blowing money on Legos. Almost...

I'm trapped on the other side But my brain won't provide The fog it needs to ignore reality They go about with smiles I'm left here in the aisles Keeping my real thoughts behind social gallantry Practicality, that's the curse of me See nature not society You're civilised I'm on the other side

Starting my day by listening to this song & crying. Good crying! Christmas is a weird time for me. Sometimes hot, sometimes cold. Sometimes there's booze, sometimes there's carols, sometimes there's bad movies. But there's always family. Sometimes chosen, sometimes blood. But always family.

My housemate got lost in the duvet… #DuvetMonster #Cozy #CryingWithLaughter

YAY PADDINGTON! Though the Grand Circle at the Savoy is a TIGHT fit!!! #PaddingtonTheMusical #MyVertigoIsActingUp #PleaseDontFallIntoTheOrchestraPit #CheapSeats #AlsoTheBoozeIsHighlyOverpriced

Who's got two thumbs and woke up with a headache?

Memes I Found That Win The Internet Today:

Anyone know any good period horror shows? Like Penny Dreadful or along those lines? I'm in the mood for something historical but also dark.

The Wizard's Rules from Terry Goodkind's 'Sword of Truth' series. I read the books as a teen, & the rules are the foundation of how I interact with & understand humanity. #WizardsRules #SwordOfTruth #UnexpectedPersonalDevelopment #SoThisIsWhyIAmTheWayIAm

IT HAPPENED AGAIN! Still watching the Sopranos, mostly as background noise. Didn't have to google. Freaking The Memory Remains, Metallica, from ReLoad, 1997. WORST SUPERPOWER EVER! Oh, & they played fucking Brisbane the other night. #MyMetallicaSenseIsTooStrong #StoryOfMyFuckingLife

Watching an episode of The Sopranos, & there's music playing in the background, muffled. I suddenly rewind the video & listen harder. That's fucking James Hetfield singing; I know that riff. I google. Motherfucking King Nothing. Is this... is this my superpower?! #MyMetallicaSenseIsTingling

Gotta love when you wake up & your first thought is “Why?” Thank you, existential dread & depression. What would I be without you? But hey, at least I’ve got cookies! So I can’t complain!

Mid-stream conversations lead to such interesting artwork, does it not, @devilligan.bsky.social & @neilnewbon.bsky.social #NoBigNeil #Asra&Bowee #CorpseBox #StreamSigningChaos

I blame you for this, @devilligan.bsky.social!

I am reading an historical romance novel I saw recommended on a Reddit sub. I have reached a new low.

Ever Halloween my sister's horse helper loves to torment the horses with her spooky toys & every year the reactions are priceless! #BelatedHorseyHalloween #ThingOnTheFarm #MichaelMeyersAroundHereSomewhere

Hmmm, my sister's looking for a new place...

On today's episode of GODDAMNIT PTERRY! I first read Pyramids in 1999. It was my first Discworld book. I've read it at least a dozen times. I NEVER GOT THAT DIL WAS DILLPICKLE. #GNUPterryPratchett #GODDAMNITPTERRY #Discworld

I wanna sing.

"We can recast! We don't need to young-down Harrison Ford-" "But it's Harrison Ford punching Nazis." "Yes, but we've had 3 movies of that! We don't need-" "It's Harrison Ford punching Nazis." "There's nothing wrong-" "Harrison Ford. Punching. Nazis." "...damnit. You're right."

Part of why I love Europe so much is because it has so much beauty in the mundane objects. When you trade decoration for utilitarianism, you end up with a city lacking in personality, like Brisbane.

Moe mai rā.

So, how's your day going?

I am the freak who loves Bonfire Night.

Tonight, I got a toilet rated, saw a great band perform some of my favorite songs in front of a great crowd, held the edge of the moshpit (gonna be bruised later!), made a new friend & learned about Romanian funeral rites from my Uber driver. Overall, a great night! 🔥🤘🔥

@trashpandacoco.bsky.social, please rate the ladies toilet at Islington Assembly Hall, one of the more unexpected venues I’ve been to for a metal concert.

WEDNESDAY 13 TONIGHT!!! I hope they do this song, it's so cathartic to scream it with a bunch of fellow metalheads! 🔥🤘🔥

My housemate sent me this video of how they've done Paddington on stage & long story short: I got us tickets. HOLY SHIT!!! #PaddingtonTheMusical #AnaimatronicSimp

I made a lady’s day today! While sat waiting for an Uber, I complimented a lady on her hair, which was a mix of grey & ‘cherry chocolate’. She was very pleased & flattered & we had a nice chat. I love talking to random strangers. Yeah, yeah, I’m weird, I know.

Found this doco on Paramount+, decided to get to know a little bit more about where Asshole McAssface was shanked, as he so rightfully deserved. It's making me happy to know he was in hell in this life.

OH HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!!! One of my favorite Oz Folk Metal bands is coming to Europe!!!!! 🤘🔥🤘🔥🤘🔥🤘🔥🤘🔥🤘🔥🤘🔥🤘🔥🤘🔥 #OzFolkMetal #Valhalore #AussieAussieAussie

TOM'S CROWN REMAINS SAFE! And Bait Boy remains unchallenged. Let's welcome new member, DEAD WEIGHT! @neilnewbon.bsky.social @devilligan.bsky.social #Phasmophobia #NoBigNeil #VanPrincess #BaitBoy #DeadWeight #DreamTeam

I am reaching new depths of stupidity. Someone please, please, PLEASE take Photoshop & Da Vinci away from me. Until such time, here's hoping @neilnewbon.bsky.social & @devilligan.bsky.social end up playing Phasmophobia tonight. #Phasmophobia #VanPrincess #NoBigNeil #INeedALife

No song with a banjo should sound this good. #BluegrassAltRock #TheCleverlysPlayRHCP #ITipMy10GallonHat

I get some of the loveliest comments on my YouTube videos. I really need to get back into making them.

I love this kind of anarchy. We need more of it.

Nephew update: Yes, his bed is a Viking boat.

For the last few days I have binged the entire series of "The Fall" from 2012 starring Gillian Anderson & Jamie Dornan. To the point where I stayed up WAY too late because I couldn't stop watching. I have now finished it & WHO WROTE THAT ENDING!! (It was really good I'm just annoyed by the end 😂)

Very rarely do I get a headache from a scent. But now I have a headache from a scent. It's like... old paint can fumes or something.

I’m tryina sleep here!!!

Also, a moment of silence for our fallen Minkie, @madamenostalgic.bsky.social Gone but not forgotten 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

@devilligan.bsky.social, now you MUST allow Clym his Emotional Support Thermometer on Phasmo hunts, or you'll be in breach of the Equality Act of 2010.