Man, I love TACO Tuesday

I'm going to sleep so much this weekend

Yesssss

If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life

Sure, why not

The first weekend, baby of the new year

Happy New Year!

I got Whammed the SECOND I walked into Old Navy. See you in Whamhalla.

It's the weekend, baby

It's the weekend, baby

This right here. This is the kind of thing that keeps me going.

Every week this fall has been longer than the week before

FINALLY

It's the weekend, baby

I've missed this weekly post

Why is it, when I start an episode of a show, I am immediately compelled to get up and do something? Just a sec, I need to go to the bathroom, get a snack, put this thing away, feed the cat, get a tissue, etc. etc. etc.

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is continuing to go to my email job during These Times.

Thank you

I don't know who needs to see this but

BREAKING: Chili cheese burritos are back at Taco Bell!

Listening to a "Stanky Jazz" playlist I found and am privately declaring each track "stanky" or "not stanky." Can't explain the criteria, but I know it when I hear it.

FINALLY

@rikergoogling.bsky.social is one of my very favorite accounts

It's a long weekend, baby

It's the weekend, baby

Yessss

“First, I’d like to say how excited we both are to be here with you this morning.”

It's the weekend, baby

Meme of the day

Meme of the day

Meme of the day

Meme of the day

Meme of the day I have GOT to go to bed early tonight.

Meme of the day

Today is my grandma's 101st birthday (yes, she's still kicking!) and Astrid's adoptiversary! Since we don't know Astrid's real birthday, we celebrate it today as well. We think she's around 11... but if we hadn't had her for eight years, I'd guess she was around seven. ❤️

Meme of the day

Meme of the day

Meme of the day

Probably my favorite song of his, but it's a close one.

"'Chuck E, come with me Chuck E,' a police officer in Tallahassee told the suspect, 'stop resisting, you are being detained.'"

Meme of the day

Meme of the day

Meme of the day

She was sleeping like this.

Meme of the day. Just one of these, I promise. Probably.

Meme of the day

Meme of the day

Meme of the day

Meme of the day

Meme of the day from the incomparable @niccoloraccoon.bsky.social