How is this perfect gag, or its underlying material, possibly a real thing. What in the world is this timeline lol

Bitch, AI isn't conscious you're just lonely

For no particular reason, not sure I'd want to be profiled as an exec of THAT company, dropping THAT particular quote.

Given how evil these fuckers are, thank God they're also incompetent morons.

Three things about the Witkoff tapes: 1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia. 2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea. 3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.

One way to think about the benefits of AI is this: innovation lowers prices for everything from phone calls to TVs. My @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social Chart

"If only I had known it wouldn't function like an ouija board."

The timing of this Halligan ruling is pretty funny next to the Mark Kelly political persecution announcement.

The first is to change the way you work. Traditional Lean thinking—remove waste; work on one thing at a time (reduce WIP to 1)—cuts development time in half or more. Working collaboratively (e.g., mob/ensemble programming) eliminates coordination and integration overhead. 6/12

Let’s talk about “Move fast and break things.” First of all, Facebook itself changed its motto to “Move fast with stable infrastructure” in 2014. So much for breaking things, at least if you’re a soulless corporate behemoth. 1/12

Power outage on the TTC ranging from Ossington all the way to Queen station. What in the world is going on?

Idc about any high minded analysis, the Mamdani thing is funny

Does anybody else have MAGA relatives who are now insisting that the 'Quiet Piggy' insult was actually Trump saying 'Quiet McGee'? Is this a new MAGA-land thing that we have to dignify with a discussion or was my brother-in-law kicked in the head by a horse as a child

I don't care if he was at the last supper. His clients and partners need to see a courtroom

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ... ... listen to Steve Wozniak.

Rewarding a dictator-aggressor always leads to another war. One that is usually even worse.

The degradation of standards that has taken us from lengthy discussions of the emoluments clause to "He doesn't literally mean members of Congress should be summarily executed" is both frightening and depressing.

The only time I will ever mean Congress is when there isn’t another Dem running. Congress is not the place to learn the ropes of how government works. It’s not the first stepping stone. We need a bench, if everyone runs for Congress, there is no bench. 2/

Every time a trump attorney appears before the court, a disbarment gets its wings

Incredible @titonka.bsky.social reaction shot to this bullshit

'Those Republicans' meaning all of them in the house except for Clay Higgins?

And another thing: I’m not mad. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad.

The fact that so many powerful people have gone noseblind to Hitler particles is the next catastrophe after Trump succumbs to the reaper's icy grip. We can't rebuild democracy on a foundation of rot

Part of this, IMO, is that the normal part of politics, the centre-right through centre-left (*ducks*) needs to be less afraid of wielding power in the service of protecting the interests of ordinary people. In the US: SC reform, PR/DC statehood, ending gerrymandering, repealing Citizens United.

The price of believing in nothing.

Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files

Olivia Nuzzi was doing journalism the right way. by Ezra Klein

The DOJ ordered US Marshals to the house of the pardon attorney who refused to sign off on a pardon to give Mel Gibson back his guns. Big law firms told her they supported her but did not want to be seen representing her. This is the use of government-sponsored fear to silence dissent.

The appalling misogyny in these replies - which are not even intended by their authors as 'jokes' - is only one component Elon Musk is actively encouraging on Twitter. If you make content, leave Twitter. Full stop.

Par for the course, but the Trump gaggle of amoral fraudsters has still not lost their ability to be shockingly corrupt.

On a similar note: I saw this ad last night and it reminded me of all the memes I’ve seen young people make about Pelosi’s stock trading that make the Dems look corrupt. It would be a very good move for someone with Dem outsider creds to propose a stock trading ban and for the party to embrace it.

Glenn Beck having a normal one

For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.

They’re all just looting the treasury now

"What if QAnon was right" is very, very dumb and even more dangerous. Not trying to sell books here, but this is why i named last one undertow. As in a current you get tired of swimming against and you just lean back and let it take you out to sea.

To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.

Given 47's proclivity for hiring amoral people with potentially ruinous skeletons in their closet (Acosta, Gaetz, etc.) ...I wonder what kind of exposure the former Florida attorney general may have here. Because there is no way that any of this is worth it.

Credit to the Financial Times: The Blue, Purple And Grey designations are top military brass with actual credentials. Noteworthy that it was actual brass, not commissars, absent from October's appearances. History has famously smiled on dictators who purge their top brass in advance of conflict.

along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president

Cool thing about the Oldman version of Tinker Tailor... notice how Smiley's eyes are always shadowed or have light reflecting in them. EXCEPT when he finally confronts Bill, and you can see clearly - as he does at that moment. I want to believe that was a directorial choice.

I was totally baffled by this $100B budget number, but it is in fact, an understatement. For reference, the Toronto municipal budget is $18.8 billion for 2025. NYC has 8M residents (20M metro)versus 3M (7.5M) for Toronto. Very different funding structures, but WOW at that difference. #topoli

JFC

Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it. Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators. Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.

This is the kind of stuff you expect to have rambled to you on a bus in a bad part of town. Good to know this guy, who on top of the sex crimes, appears to have also been totally batshit.

"Dr."

i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”