This game is barely watchable and now Collinsworth is just droning on. Time to switch it off.

I can't believe that Lou Whitaker is not on this year's Contemporary Era ballot. He should have been in the Hall of Fame many years ago and now has to wait a minimum of 3 more years to potentially be considered. He deserves his big day and it absolutely sucks that baseball continues to overlook him.

Got the W. Big sigh of relief.

Huge first down!

Big play from the D! Let’s close this out.

Terrific drive.

Big sack. D is stepping up.

Allen. Nice.

Nice stop to start the half.

That was a satisfying TD. Go Bills!

OMG!! What a finish. Madness in Cincinnati.

This Bears-Bengals game is crazy.

I am a genius for sticking with Jameson.

Atlanta missed the extra point. Wow.

I'm the sort of fantasy manager that starts Jameson Williams every week, expecting this is the week that it will be different.

Now time to turn my attention towards the Bills. I'm sure that will work out great.

Life goes on. Tomorrow is a new day. This is a great team and they'll be back. I am now going to sedate myself.

I feel crushed. Just crushed.

Kirk. You can do this.

Let’s go Barger!

Get him home.

Vladdy!

Hello darkness my old friend.

Oh George…

I am stressed. I am hopeful. I am ready to celebrate. Let’s win this!!

Lord Anthony!

Huge out!

Nice!

Jays getting no breaks.

You can’t be serious.

Damn

Let’s go Varsho!

HBP, whatever it takes.

Wow. Big take from Barger.

This ump. That’s another huge 2-1 pitch he’s blown.

A hit. IKF in to run. Let’s get him home!

Let’s go Vladdy!

Need a run. Please.

I feel sick.

Oh no

One down. Deep breaths.

Oh dear. Pull it together.

I have faith in you Hoffman.

That second strike was outrageous.

What a joke of a strike call.

That was bad luck.

Again with the bunting??

The legend of Ernie Clement.

Ernie!!!

I purchased my 50/50 ticket. Hopefully I’ll hear from Joe Carter in the morning.