Thinking everyone should take a page from my comfort character

LRS this is why I don't get laid

posts with powerful auras

I know it's never happening but I would kill for a Power of Five TV show. The Alex Rider TV show was great despite being somewhat inaccurate, so I think there would be a decent chance Matt Freeman's story would be done justice

manuela 19 #mm26

i always respected any tv that housed composite inputs on the front of the box. this is known as The People's Input

I would confess to various war crimes in Sarajevo if they made me listen to "Shake it Off" by Taytay or "Try that in a Small Town" by Jason Aldean on loop. I was born two days after the Montreal Screwjob. There is no way I could have been in Sarajevo back then, that's how much I hate those songs.

#同7会アフター はじめての参加でしたがすっごい楽しかったです 会場もめーっちゃ可愛かった～！展示物はBLまとめ以外いつでも見れますので是非～ www.pixiv.net/users/104294...

I'd give all that money to the Deadlock boys so they could start DPW back up again. Ok, I lied. I'd give them half the money and then use the other half to make my own indie wrestling promotion.

And Afroman won the case. 😁 Good, fuck the cops.

LRS Mr. Regular would be very proud of you

Sometimes I think I make a very bad adult then I remember I like dark chocolate.

Me on BlueSky talking to people about pro wrestling:

Me on BlueSky talking to my non-wrestling mutuals:

direct to dvd

LRS miss me with that "I watch Japanese pro wrestling so I'm better than you" bullshit. You fucking plebs just had a NJPW World subscription in the late 2010s, and y'all never bothered to watch anything outside of the then current product. Unlike you I know why Hashimoto and Misawa are the GOATs

You clearly did not read the post I was replying to and are just fishing for outrage. Please tell me you've actually watched some 90s puro or get the fuck outta here

BRANDI RHODES REFERENCE???

Funny, I think that describes WWE more accurately than AEW.

nothing gives joy like seeing a bunch of notifs and it's just a single person demolishing through your posts. i will never be caught complaining about this bc how can you be upset when you're the reason someone is having a great time. you've become a metaphorical gold mine to someone in this moment

How your email finds me

Bernadetta in the 90s anime

Don't listen to them, they are a (Jim Corvette/Vince Russo/insert name of booker you don't like) acolyte

There is no way someone named Hangman would be that easy to kill via hanging so logically he must have tried to die.

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation Jeralt and byleth shitpost

Share a green character for 🍀 or else the rest of the year you'll have terrible luck

Tony fumbled. Him not getting comedy gimmicks is one of his biggest booking flaws.

Triple Paul has all of the limited edition AEW action figures on his desk.

Look at this guy!!! He's so grumpy I love it!!! Made by @escotanner.bsky.social :D

How I imagine a contemporary Jeralt with Female Byleth Listens to so much dad rock like Metallica and Rush she accidentally picks it up

Mfw calling Metallica and Rush dad rock Damn I’m 30

Ricochet apparently found the WBD cheat code where you say the offensive thing on Twitter after you get hired instead of before.

Mercedes, I know you miss your brother but c'mon #fireemblem #fe3H #ThreeHouses

They somehow made 3D animation look uncanny. How in the MOTHER FUCK did they do this.

TALK YO SHIT DUDE

#フォドラのお気に入り　 💝

Forming an identity around things you don’t like instead of things you like or want is not a good idea. This sounds self-evident but I’ve been seeing this cycle happen across social media for probably 20 years. It’s hostile to life. It’s poison for the writer and the reader.

God forbid someone clowns a wrestler they genuinely like for losing or for doing something dumb.

DLSS5: millions must perish

Fuck EZ Tag, get your shit together you fucking losers

Inadvertently makes a case here for why we need to keep the humanities in school

The Las Vegas Gamblers, sponsored by Draft kings/FanDuel/MGMBet/Poob

Me to Tony Khan because he thinks Ronda Rousey is a good get for AEW: youtube.com/shorts/fTNdK...

If we ever find out Hangman was supposed to win tonight but taking that photo with Marty Scrull led to booking changes I'm gonna laugh my ass off

Last year's Revolution was better but had a much worse ending. Hangman losing to MJF sucks but both the booking and the match itself was miles ahead of Mox vs Edge. This year's show will age better because of it.

When I saw Hangman put the dog collar chain on himself and MJF I thought "oh God, that's a CM Punk reference. He's losing the match." I fucking called it!

Man, it's going to be weird seeing Hangman main eventing WrestleMania in a few years.