Oh hey, it's pride month again I'm still bi

The absentee MP "TheyWorkForYou, which tracks all votes by MPs and legislation they are eligible to cast a ballot for, shows that Nigel Farage has now been absent for 77 Parliament votes in a row" "Farage has allegedly failed to hold any surgeries in Clacton since July 2024" via Martin Ormerod

The bear gal is no match for Dasha~ ————— Some backlog tier 2 art from the Patreon #petruz #bears #wrestling #nsfw

WOWOWOW! It's Cherry Up-Beat once again! And she's SO STRONG-! after powering up. She's gonna let her power up for a while, if she doesn't pass out first. Up-Beat!! Demo comes out TOMORROW! Or more specifically, in a couple HOURS!

BlueSky Following: Heres art from people you actually follow! BlueSky Discovery: Here, have some diaper art, and more posts of people saying final goodbyes to their dogs

The Enhanced Games have been disappointing Only one record broken, and absolutely zero crackheads doing hurdles

This is how one does wrestling, correct? #harlivy #myart

I'm kinda stunned that I can't find anyone using The MLPW as an easy name for a pony wrestling league

Having some good weather finally so this felt appropriate 😁

SHOTS FIRED!

Trump: Iran's too big. Let's try picking on Cuba California: WE DELCARE A STATE OF EMERGENCY! FIRE CREWS ARE RACING TO CONTAIN A TOXIC CHEMICAL LEAK IN ORANGE COUNTY! HOMES ARE BEING EVACUATED AS I SPEAK! THIS ISN'T A PART OF THE BIT ANYMORE, CHECK THE NEWS!

I mean it's not like the USA has ever humiliated itself with a failed invasion of Cuba before, right?

Do I look cute in black 👉👈

Dolly gone wild.. (Commission for: www.deviantart.com/eli31700

Guy: We have a crisis! Human population is in decline. Everyone else: Not globally. Guy: But what about this very specific list of countries? Everyone else: I cannot help but note that the entire continent of Africa is not on that list. Guy: They don't count. EE: Why? Guy: You know why.

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

MY SON ASKED IF SANTA WAS REAL. I SAID NO. I SAID THE GIFTS WERE FROM ME. I SAID NOTHING IS FREE. HE NODDED. HE WENT TO HIS ROOM. HE CAME BACK WITH A RECEIPT BOOK. HE HAS BEEN INVOICING ME FOR HUGS SINCE NOVEMBER. I OWE HIM $340. I HAVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER. I CANNOT AFFORD HIM

David Attenborough is now 100 years old Nice one, centurion

I drew a Gobbo gal! :D Character belongs to www.deviantart.com/invadermurilox x.com/InvadermuriloX

I saw Tucker Carlson working in a McDonald's He was at the cash-register getting yelled at by a fat guy who was a head taller than him, and he looked like he was going to cry

Russia: We've had to scale-back our 'victory day' parade, because we're losing

Boy, people sure do seem to have it in for this 'Trump' fella

Happy Saint George's day! 🐉 James and Eliza enacting Saint George 'defeating' the dragon! Seeing as they celebrate the 4th of July every year, Eliza agreed it was only fair they celebrate the patron Saint of England's day the same way.

Ever see videos of when they give Orangutans tools & planks to see what they do? And they kind of go through the correct motions with them? I could teach an Orangutan to make a latte. Not saying it'd pass brand-standard, but it'd be a better latte than one from Starbucks

I don't think Isabelle liked being kicked between the legs very much, now Rhona's being subjected to her new finishing-move!

Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D #comic

Saber Mania is STRONG 💪

Hardly on the ground for a couple of seconds before Isabelle's moving to wrap herself around Rhona. She looks pretty angry, I wonder what she has planned?...

More Bridal brawl in the works Had the wait for the 2nd of April, or you wouldn't believe me

Trump today: SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME! I'm leaving Iran in two weeks, and I'm taking my army with me, and your air-carriers SUCK, and I'm leaving NATO, and I'm...

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I definitely didn't just use the hot tap & sink to put conditioner in my beard, because I forgot to do it while I was in the shower I'd NEVER do that

Trump: We're in talks with Iran, ignore all the bets people keep making on oil prices before I announce stuff. We're definitely in productive talks with Iran Iran: No they aren't Trump YES WE ARE! YES WE ARE! YES WE ARE! YES WE ARE! YES WE-

Trump today: Either open the straight, or we're gonna blow up all your power plants! Iran: Right... Trump: ...That threat didn't work, so we've stopped bombing so we can have talks with the Iranian government Iran: Fake news Trump: FINE! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SURRENDER...AGAIN!

Trump today: We're not planning to put any troops in Iran, as our operation is ahead of schedule We just need a small loan of $200 billion to fund it

She's a jobber, that title belt's as good as yours, kid! Just make sure you don't fall for her 'distraction' tactic in the final round!

Trump today: Oh yeah? Well FUCK YOU! We don't have even NEED your help, and we never did anyway!...Right, guys? Right? Joe Kent: This shit is so clapped, I quit

Trump today: I am once again asking for our allies to send ships to the straight of Hormuz

Trump yesterday: The war in Iran is going VERY well! And we're achieving all our goals ahead of schedule, go America! Trump today: Were asking the UK and other nations to PLEASE send ships to the straight, we can't stop Iran from blocking it

I should probably see a doctor about all these fugue-states I keep having, but then it's also nice to have a little break every once in a while

Still standing..💫💫💫 As you all may know I have been doing battle for my throne- and I won- so I’m da official ruler now u3u you all may refer to me as “Majesty” or “da One” “Father” any one cool to me~ 💫 excuse me while I fain-

I'm alive

I'm on a plane; if I don't update in 24 hours, it's because I died

EAT THE RICH

Ya got it. They are now the "Trumpstein Files."

You talk too much. eat my foot~

Hello, I’m MARL