My message on threads this morning to all Albertan separatists

Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social

Bald faced liar

Seems trés 2025. Can a 15 year old vote, buy liquor or get a lap dance? Nope. But Republic*nts are fine with them giving them.

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 85th day out of the last 97. 12 days of work in over 3 months. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

Not complicated.

A superb moment in cognitive dissonance, grief hijacking grifting and Dunning-Kruger effect hubristic fuckwittery: Please, enjoy:

The great Norm McDonald once blocked me on Twitter ten years ago after I criticized a guy he was on a thread with who was making incel-y comments. Norm said “You judged your fellow man”. (To be fair; Norm had problematic views). I am still more upset about that than what happened yesterday.

Trump just lost his appeal. A federal court upheld the $83.3M jury award to E. Jean Carroll, ruling his repeated online attacks were defamatory. The 2nd Circuit said the damages were “fair and reasonable.”

A tale in two parts:

Marc Maron @marcmaron.bsky.social

a sarcastic Bernie Sanders: "Why not? When you get bad news, fire the guy who delivered the news. I think that's sensible policy."

The dam has burst

When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.

I missed most of it so I'm joining a local Cold War reenactment group that gets together on weekends and hides under desks.

𝐆𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬-𝐭𝐡𝐞-𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥-𝐢𝐧-𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐳

I love this Native woman’s spunk! However this should NEVER have happened.

My birthday wish for Donald Trump is that this is his last.

The most enraging thing for me is those ICE raids don’t need to include armed agents in military trucks swarming little bodegas. They could deport people the way they always have, the way we never noticed under other administrations. The show of force is theater.

Tesla Takedown in Boston.

Look at this Ai SLOP

There's nothing holy about writing discrimination into the law.

As a philosophy major who adored symbolic logic courses, this may be my favorite cartoon ever.

Oh THAT’S what the mute button was made for

"Do you all ever get tired of being on the wrong side of history?" Yes. Fuck. Them. Up.

The "big, beautiful bill" is a big, ugly, disgusting mess. Here's why.

🎶 Sad 🎶 Trombone 🎶 🎶 So-u-u-u-nd 🎶 🤣

I think about this every day. It's everything that you ever need to know about Trump. He's 100 percent wrong, but convinces everyone he's right by just ignoring them. youtube.com/shorts/RreMJ...

v o m i t

IOWA: “It is a complete pleasure to hear somebody speak in complete sentences.” *Pete Buttigieg gets a rousing Ovation at the #VoteVetsTownHall* 👏🏽

Texas Bans Being Different Around Children theonion.com/texas-b...

So many layers of corruption.

I don’t share this very often, but you guys deserve it.

Little squirrel burps (at the 10-11 second mark). #mammals

Crazy how long this conversation has been going on

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms, Mums, Mamma’s and Maman’s out there.

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen on social media in a very long time Unintentionally so, yes, but demonstrates just how utterly gaslit these rubes are To believe this perpetually pathologically dishonest man, this font of ludicrous bullshit a) said this & b) it has ANY basis in reality

I  know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.

Every time RFK JR says a number he's full of shit!