Spotted outside my office window just now. All you people who say he’s not real can fuck right off.

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired. #KashPatel #PeteHegseth

I hope this is the most interesting headline today.

This won’t affect the “Aluminium” market I’m sure.

Everyone take the day off. This wins the internet today.

Morning!

BREAKING NEWS! Donald Trump is 450 years old

Everyone can stop. The internet is done for today.

Saw “Project Hail Mary” this weekend. I give it two thumbs down. #IYKYK

Louise Bourgeois, Be Calm, 2005

Happy Friday peeps. #beers #cheers #craftbrew Sorry you have to go back to work @randomsecretary.bsky.social

Happy Friday Friends! #Beers #cheers #MarchBreak @randomsecretary.bsky.social

I’m on team dog!

Morning! #Rain

I’d even cough up some money if this was a pay per view. It’s going to be a shit show!!!!

Morning!

Time to watch “Red Dawn” again and stock up on TP.

They used to call this the Hitler youth.

Happy almost Friday folks. Have a great weekend everyone. #cheers #beers @randomsecretary.bsky.social

How many more years does the US have?

At last!

I ❤️ Mary

Happy Friday Everyone! #Cheers #Beers @randomsecretary.bsky.social

My guess…..they’re all in the Epstein files.

😢

Happy Flag Day to the best flag on earth 🇨🇦

Morning!

I’m on team dildo.

Jesus…..get him to a home and away from the launch button.

This is FANTASTIC!

Been trying to focus on anything and everything other than Tumbler Ridge today. It’s almost too much to think about. But it’s impossible not to. I can only hope the entire community gets all the support and love they’ll need to work their way through the impacts of this terrible, terrible event.

Morning!

cULtuRe

Anyone else enjoying Turning Point USA’s alternative half time show?

The Super Bowl halftime show featuring Bad Bunny is expected to take place between 8:00 and 8:30 p.m. ET. The alternate halftime show by Turning Point USA featuring Kid Rock is expected to take place between 1930 and 1932.

Happy Friday everyone! #cheers #beers @randomsecretary.bsky.social

Morning! #Morning

Happy Friday y’all! Have a wonderful weekend! #Cheers #Beers @randomsecretary.bsky.social

Gold!

So airliners that American carriers have already paid for, imported and put into use will “hereby” be grounded, cancelling thousands of flights and ruining millions of Americans’ travel plans. IN YOUR FACE, CANADA!

Grandpa just called it “Ice Hockey”- just adorbs!!!!

Germany is ready for Churchill- Hitler meeting — but only if Britain’s Prime Minister travels to Berlin. “Berlin is prepared to ensure Winston Churchill’s security”. -huge “wink-wink”

Insert *Sure Jan gif here….

It's terrible what a lightsaber can do

I’m telling my kids this was Heated Rivalry.

Today Trump said once again that Alex Pretti’s death was “a real tragedy” and I guess “tragedy” is the Republican word for “execution.”

They executed him.