Morning! #Morning

Happy Friday y’all! Have a wonderful weekend! #Cheers #Beers @randomsecretary.bsky.social

Gold!

So airliners that American carriers have already paid for, imported and put into use will “hereby” be grounded, cancelling thousands of flights and ruining millions of Americans’ travel plans. IN YOUR FACE, CANADA!

Grandpa just called it “Ice Hockey”- just adorbs!!!!

Germany is ready for Churchill- Hitler meeting — but only if Britain’s Prime Minister travels to Berlin. “Berlin is prepared to ensure Winston Churchill’s security”. -huge “wink-wink”

Insert *Sure Jan gif here….

It's terrible what a lightsaber can do

I’m telling my kids this was Heated Rivalry.

Today Trump said once again that Alex Pretti’s death was “a real tragedy” and I guess “tragedy” is the Republican word for “execution.”

They executed him.

The US is coming apart.

1. Shields woman 2. Shows hands and is pepper sprayed 3. Tackled to ground 4. Agents pile on and start beating/pistol whipping him 5. Agent removes victim's holstered sidearm as beating continues 6. Other agent begins shooting him in back 7. Shot 10 times -- "He was an assassin!" - Stephen Miller

The United States is coming apart at the seams. It’s hard to watch.

Canada's exports to China: 3.9% of overall exports. America's exports to China: 7.1% of overall exports. Kindly fuck off, Donald.

It’s time for the world to boycott the World Cup. It’s time for the World to boycott the Olympics. It’s time for the world to boycott the UNITED STATES!

Donald Trumps Board of Peace hasn’t awarded him the “Bored of Peace Prize” yet. What’s going on?

It’s time for an official travel advisory to the US @mark-carney.bsky.social

Happy Friday Everyone. Stay warm and stay thirsty! #Cheers @randomsecretary.bsky.social

Canadian soldiers returning from Afghanistan after “doing nothing for the USA.” Fuck YOU Donald Trump! 🤬

Ooof

I have an idea for a new cologne! It’s called “Dirty Winter Coat” Every Canadian should wear it.

NATO just gave Trump the “Greenland Peace Prize” and he TACO’d

Trump said of Greenland, “They called me daddy. A very smart man said, ‘He’s our daddy, he’s running it.” I think he’s confusing Greenland with a different island.

This sums it up perfectly

There is zero chance he understood or had any comprehension of Mark Carney’s statements. None.

Morning!

Are you listening Alberta?…. “we’ll take the majority of Venezuelan exports”

To recap: the two major parties refuse to rein in the reign of a demented sociopathic king who daily is marching us into both World War III and the next Civil War simultaneously because a Black president once made fun of him and also the Special Boy wasn't given the Shiny Golden Medal he covets

Outstanding!

World War I: Allied Powers vs Germany World War II: Allied Powers vs Germany, Japan World III: The World vs Trump, Epstein Files

Morning!

Tom Ackerley just gave me his wedding ring. That means I’m now married to Margot Robbie right? Right?

This is unbelievable.

Exactly. Also, if Greenland changed its name to Epstein Island, Trump would never mention it again.

Time for a travel advisory to the US @mark-carney.bsky.social

Donald Trump pictured yesterday walking past a framed print of the US Constitution.

X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures https://theonion.com/x-users-ask-grok-to-put-more-clothes-on-elon-musk-pictures/

Hear me out….everyone in Minneapolis should turn on their sprinklers and turn the entire city into an ice rink. #FuckIce #MakeIce

Time for the 🇨🇦 govt. to issue a travel advisory to the US. Right @mark-carney.bsky.social ?

Brilliant take. Absolutely brilliant.

Adult stubs toe on coffee table: "Ow! Darn it!" ICE agent stubs toe on coffee table:

The best line of 2026 so far…

Love this!

Diagnosis….A serious case of SDE

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This hits hard.

Nice to have some good news for a change.

What a timeline we live in.