Tired of hearing about parity in the NFL when two teams have represented the AFC in the Super Bowl for the last 600 years.

Which of the bands is it that keeps playing Knights Of Cydonia?

MICHAEL STIPE IS OLD

I just realized we’re terrifyingly close to two weeks of “time is a flat circle” stories about how the first Patriots dynasty started with an upset Super Bowl win against the Rams, led by a second year QB. I am already miserable about this.

It’s kind of insane that Caleb Williams had this impressive of a season and is still going to be at best the fourth QB from his draft class to get to a Conference Championship game.

Bears finally have the Rams exactly where they want them, leading by 7 in the fourth.

Veruca Salt just a tremendous choice for Chicago bumper music.

Wow, Morher Love Bone to commercial is some next-level commitment to the bit.

Usenet. Something in the rec.arts.comics hierarchy.

The Commanders’ stadium renderings look great. Also, the Commanders should consider the possibility that there could be good, interesting ideas not based on the years between 1981 and 1993.

Wake Up Dead Man was really fun, and also makes me want Marvel to give the Daredevil show to Rian Johnson.

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Kyle Shanahan using bench players like me cooking in a weird AirBnB kitchen. Knife is tongs now. Spatula is butter knife.

“Accountability is important to me. When I said JJ McCarthy was ‘a slam dunk’ and would ‘be better than Caleb Williams every day of his career,’ I was wrong and you’re right to call me on it. That’s the only way Microsoft Copilot NFL GM can get better — and I will.”

This is perfect January football watching weather—grey skies, steady rain—and the NFL is squandering it by not having a 1 PM game. Forget all the outrage over a Prime-exclusive playoff game. Who asked for a Monday night game?

the only brand that should be sponsoring the fiesta bowl should be tostitos

I’m loving the evolution of bluesky w/r/t sports but we gotta kill this deal where half the posts in the Discover feed are from 15 days ago. I appreciate the work that went into AFC playoff scenarios in Week 16 but buddy, we got hypothetical OC hires to argue about.

The FCS National Championship on Bluesky was the closest thing I’ve seen to vintage football Twitter in a long, long time.

Weird to think how many years I watched football without hearing the phrase “moderate to severe ulcerative colitis”

Took a wild route to get there but the honmoon is sealed great work everyone

This “phone call to an old person” segment is the absolute worst addition to a football broadcast since Dennis Miller.

That was one Friday Night Lights-ass football game

Once again thinking about how Marshawn Lynch was snubbed for a Best Supporting Actor nom for his work in Bottoms

The Dunkin Munchkins ad that humanizes the munchkins and then has a small child gleefully eat them as they dance and smile is creepy as hell

thanks for ruining RedZone forever with your Scott Hanson imitation, @craighorlbeck.bsky.social

“Actually, we’re still pretty darn lost.” - Dan Quinn on this week’s Hard Knocks, probably

What does this mean for the Animaniacs? Do they have to move?

This was great.

Why would you punt there

Tirico is pronouncing “Mariota” like Hermione Granger corrected him on a spell.

Nothing like turning on the teevee in the morning to find Pat McAfee shirtless and screaming at me.

Jason Garrett honoring John Madden by showing how bad someone can be at the job that Madden did so effortlessly.

@craighorlbeck.bsky.social first thing I’m thankful for today is your rendition of “lips of an angel”. Please do “Hey Mister” by Custom next. Happy Thanksgiving!

The Smalls cat food commercial is challenging the Coca Cola pre-roll at AMC Theatres on the leaderboard for “innocuous video that makes me disproportionately angry”

I am a patient boy I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT My time’s like water down the drain EVERYBODY’S MOVING EVERYBODY’S MOVING EVERYBODY’S MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING

Sunrise On The Reaping was about as good as a combo sequel-to-a-prequel / prequel-to-a-phenomenon could possibly be, and that trailer looks to be the surprisingly impressive visual equivalent.

Aside from the 17 injured players / refs, that was one hell of a Thursday Night Football game

The more I think about this the more annoying I find it.

Congratulations to “One Battle After Another” fans for achieving “The Dark Knight” fan levels of annoyingness at an unprecedented speed.

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Listening to the Ringer Fantasy Football guys discover thermal conductivity from first principles is as close as I get to actual educational podcasts. @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social

I loved Bugonia

I realize I am one of maybe 40 people who cares but can someone please get that one Zwan album onto Spotify?

I wish I cared about literally anything as much as people seem to care what network the NBA is broadcast on.

The booth might’ve been even worse than Maryland. Certainly a close race.

Glib jokes aside, this is a truly, truly dreadful broadcasting crew.

The announcers in Maryland/UCLA calling “Safety Dance” a one hit wonder should be a fireable offense.

Feels deeply awkward to watch Travis Kelce do literally anything in a post-“Wood” world.

95% of app updates are just like “everything that used to be on the top is on the bottom now for some reason, and also all the corners have gotten even more rounded”

Peacemaker, tho