Why doesn't Noem just do what she always does? Relieve herself all over the American public?

John Candy: I LIKE ME - see it first at #CDFF16, Oct 7. Director Colin Hanks’ new documentary celebrates the beloved comedian with rare footage + heartfelt stories. Tickets are limited: cdff2025.eventive.org/schedule

DO NOT BE DISTRACTED -- HE IS GUILTY!!! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

Too bad this shutdown doesn't include his mouth

History has many painful lessons.

Damn, all the dude does is generate fake news and all MAGA does is buy it. His only skill: scam.

Trump Epstein Statue Back Up on National Mall

First they shut down the government. Then they tampered with federal workers’ emails to shift the blame. This is corruption in broad daylight.

Remember when Trump said he’d never heard of Project 2025 and he had nothing to do with it?

TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE!!! 🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

Fuck this dumpster fire who wants you dead!!!! 🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

In Barry Bitt’s latest Kvetchbook, Donald Trump sees the enemy, and it is U.S. See more from New Yorker Humor: nyer.cm/1sW7dwL

BINGO!

Donald Trump and his Republican cronies have officially shut down the government.

‘One Battle After Another’ opens to $48.5M at the global box office • Production budget — $130M+ • Marketing budget — $70M

No there are not fine people on both sides

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Five corporations control 90% of the US media market. Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry. The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.

I’m cryingggggggggggggggg omg this is so sweet 🥲

Republican priorities.

Scare-A-Thon 2025 rewatch complete of the Carpenter sci-fi horror classic. Kurt Russell gives an all time performance. Rob Bootin’s creature effects are just as amazing 40 years later. Pulse pounding score adds to the never ending paranoia and dread. An absolute masterpiece.

Too close to home perhaps?

In Barry Blitt’s latest Kvetchbook, Trump does his best Khrushchev. nyer.cm/T4U25dn

30 años de Seven de David Fincher.

FCC boss Brendan Carr had a cameo in 'South Park' where he ends up in the hospital with a parasitic infection that prevents him from talking "I'm afraid he might lose his freedom of speech"

Jimmy Kimmel responds after Donald Trump threatened to sue Disney for bringing his show back

Stanley Cup finals: 2.5M NCAA Men’s Final Four: 15M World Series: 15.8M NBA finals: 16.4M Oscars: 19.7M Jimmy Kimmel: 26M

Details on the upcoming ‘James Bond’ film • Denis Villeneuve will start casting next year • Will be a ‘fresh faced’ British actor likely in his late 20s or early 30s • It could be an origin story about how he got recruited to MI6 and attained 007 status • Aiming to release in 2028

The most important aspect of this Tylenol debacle, is that the President raped children.

It's a weird comp but Kimmel's monologue was like a comedic version of the "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more" speech from "Network." Burn. It. Down.

Someone cleverly switched off the escalator in the UN building just to mess with Trump as soon as he arrived.

From the FOULEST FAMILY IN AMERICA. 🤮

Investigate Tom Homan.

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

Warning: offensive language But deeply satisfying.👇

NEWS: @democracyforward.org has filed a FOIA requesting the DOJ & FBI to release the recording of Trump’s “Border Czar” Tom Homan allegedly pocketing $50K from undercover agents