LOREMEN! 🧡🤎 xx (Also, apparently, Robert Smith in the front row ... 🤔) xx

Weird things that have happened to me this week: 1) appearing the Epstein files as Krauss brainstormed with Epstein how to discredit me 2) logging into the Cursed Site to find a noted transphobe casually transvestigating me, in a “I have imagined some things about him and they were disgusting” way.

Posh coffee & comedy with Richard III. xx #LeicesterComedyFestival

Nooooooo!! 😭 xx BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce... Catherine O'Hara, star of Schitt's Creek and Home Alone, dies at 71 - follow live - BBC News

Decided to work my way from 1 >6 in anticipation of 7 next month. 🥳 I'm doing it on my exercise bike & I'm 10k in before Billy even gets arrested for the first time, so I've decided that's ok. xx

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I'm not sure what the 'pictures from 2016' thing is about, but it looks like 2016 was a fun year for me 😄 xx

Watching the Clarice TV series at last!! First opportunity I've had to watch it in the UK. I'm maybe 10 minutes in & although the people look different, I've got tingles. Silence vibes ..... I hope it continues to be like this ... 🤞 xx

Christmas is over, and the decs are away (mostly 🙁), so my fabulous antique display table is now home to my Zombie Cats, kitten and my very own 'SOLID GOLD' Zombie Kitty 😃 I might be able to fit a few more in 😉 xx www.zombiecat666.com

I'm writing about chiropractic this week and thinking about its founder's son. There truly isn't a more cheesy, Harlequin-romance-worthy name than B.J. Palmer.

Listening to today's new episode of @theesp.bsky.social The European Skeptics Podcast . What a way to wake up on Boxing Day 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 Excellent work András! 🤩 xx

At last! It's Christmas Eve & time to watch the best Christmas Film ever ..... xx

This is now 100% part of my Christmas watch-list tradition. Even funnier now I've actually seen The Gr**ch 😆 xx *I'm definitely wrapping too* xx

Oh yes! Let the festivities begin 😁 🔪🎅 xx

My colleague Lona James is knitting a (I'm sure fabulous) Christmas jumper in aid of Cancer Research. Go on, it's payday, you know what to do 😁 xx fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/lonas-g...

Phil Ellis was robbed!! Long live #TeamEllis 😭 xx #TaskmasterChampion #Taskmaster

Darwinian Christmas

Finally getting around to watching Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. I've only had it two years .... xx

Watching The Woman in Cabin 10. xx

New fresh concrete at the top of my street ..... claimed 🐾 xx

Ed the phrenology head has gained another fabulous accessory .... X-ray specs!! 🩻 xx

A sad day 😕 expensive too as I've just booked for the ESC next year 😄 xx

For the Love of Horror Opening event. A screening of Halloween 1978 with commentary from Nick Castle (The Shape *Michael Myers*) & Sean Clark & Christopher Nelson from The Thing With Two Heads Podcast. Brilliant evening 😄 xx

DAMN YOU M&S, IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET!!! I am powerless to resist the C-word Club sandwich 😫 xx

OMG, There is a new series of #Hunted & I didn't even know it was happening!! What a time to be alive!! 🥳 xx

OK, if you insist!! xx

Happy days 🎃 xx

The seasons have turned, a limited selection this morning. xx

Watching Wayward on Netflix. Weird, but good stuff. Toni Collette & Mae Martin. xx

Well, the news is good for memes if nothing else ..... xx

Started watching #Hostage on Netflix. Soooo good. xx

When I got the coroner report along with my funeral referral I was shocked at the litany of indifference and failures that pushed this man towards taking his life. Now that the inquest has finished, others can finally read about it too. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

If you are interested in finding out about the reality of and the facts around 'small boats' & asylum, I really would recommend listening to this week's SWaK. A fascinating listen. xx www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/podcasts/ske...

Reading It's your own time you're wasting by Freddy Quinne xx

Court appropriate? 😀 🖤 xx

It seems that the #Rapture is upon us .... again. 23rd September 2025. I will again be offering my pet care services to believers as I will clearly be going nowhere. Get in touch, there will be a nonrefundable deposit payable for each pet. Thank you. Tammy's Apocalypse Petcare is here for you! x

More Goldfinches than ports .... again. xx

Ep 10, before I'm hit by spoilers!! xx

The 'ber months are here. I'm wearing boots!! 😁 xx

I'm told that some football is being played locally.... I'm more interested in the thunder & lightning that is kicking off. 🌩 xx #UTM

Loving Dexter: Resurrection 😁 xx

Watching The Exorcist: Believer. I hadn't watched it until now because I assumed it would be painful. Well, I was wrong. It's really good! 😲 xx

Series 27. Honestly, I had no idea they were still making South Park. I've got lots of catching up to do ..... In other news, even if I wanted to visit the USA, it probably isn't worth the risk 😄 xx

Ooop, just spotted @20thcenturymarc.marcburrows.co.uk Marc Burrows looking good on Sky News, talking about accommodation costs etc. Bet I'm the millionth person to mention it too 🤪 xx

Feels like preparation at this point 🫥 xx

😄 It's a terrible comedy horror kinda evening xx