"We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technical distinctiveness to our own." My biological distinctiveness? *Purple plastic kangaroo looks over her shoulder then back at the view screen* Me?! Oh, ho ho hoh. Shit's about to get weeeird.

"You should join my Patreon! I have more art over there." "... I've been a member on your Patreon for four years." "Really?! Huh." I've frequently heard variations of this. Is it hard to track membership on Patreon? Just curious, since it comes up so often. Or I'm just *really* forgettable!

Biceptember! Is Seri a gooRoo? Technically! No sloshing problems since, unlike regular slime slackers, _I_ know how to focus! :) *Flexes one arm as diamond tessellation creeps across an oversized bicep, the normal squeaks and creaks deepening to the groan of stressed metal* Solid, baby!

My name's Seritaph. I'm old enough to qualify as a D&D Warlock Patron. *Shows up like a Great Fairy from Zelda* "Oh. Imma enhance the shit out of that outfit, Skinny." *Preps the Corset of Conscription for a new Priestess of Pump* Now I just need to figure out some paladin options

It's been an interesting several days (So irritatingly interesting). Clearly I need to do some Distracting My Brain posting!

Where are all my purple lovers

You've been at the Fair for hours. It's time to check out the Midway! A skeevy looking purple plastic kangaroo eyes you predatorially from a booth. "Hey! Wanna be a Balloon Animal?" "You mean buy a balloon animal?" "Yeah sure, that too. C'mere."

What's my flavor? SYNTHETIC

Two rubberfurs enter, one rubberfur leaves! InflatoDome!

"You can't just go around hourglass inflating any cute furry character you like!" *Looks up at the cloud of overinflated figures drifting about overhead, squeaking and bumping into each other* *Looks down at the airhose in hand* I feel empirical evidence indicates otherwise!

Ok, for this next bit assume a spherical cow. *Looks around at the audience* Ah hah! A volunteer!

yeah

*Dirigibles by overhead, voluminously supersized and casting an immense shadow* Oh hey, happy Helium Day!

Hello and welcome to our SeriCo Instant Weight Loss demo. As you can see my lovely assistant Realm has lost literally All The Weight in seconds! Another fine flight product from SeriCo. We know what gets you Up! Artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode!

Emoting 'roo is emotive! And goofy; li'l bit of that too. Picked up a fun expressions commission from @tinytigon.bsky.social! Lookit this goober with the rubber face and awesome hairstyle/fashion sense (all credit to the artist for both!).

I've been wanting to get something for Airborne August, and was finally able to get this from @astralantipode.bsky.social ! My succuballoon self got fwoomped up pretty big and left to float away... I'm sure I'll get down eventually!

My 'Inflatality' move if I were in a fight video game? "Expansion Overfill!' Grab the opponent's face with purple palms; their entire body is then enveloped in purple plastic that inflates into a blown up n' bubbled caricature of themselves that slowly floats away while I victory pose!

Sizecon Sketches the next!

Been hanging out at SizeCon Micro this weekend (Check it out at @sizecon.bsky.social) and was lucky enough to get a sketch comm of purple plastic curvature from @moosetracks80085.bsky.social! Bouncin'! It's what roos do.

Ok, so you've been turned into a pool toy and filled with helium! Don't worry, we can change you back. ... I'm gonna be honest, the fact that your plastic expression changes every time your head hits the ceiling and then freezes is hilarious. One more bonk! Just one more. Aaand another!

Connie doing his daily pull-downs

*Pops up behind a sales stand with the sign "WeightBGone" over her head* Psst. Hey! Have I got a deal for you! Weight reduction's our specialty. Smaller size? What, no don't be silly.

Size Fans Online! form.typeform.com/to/LELTr8He As a reminder: Registration and ticket sales WILL CLOSE tomorrow night 8/7 midnight (any time zone)! If you wish to attend, please do so at the earliest opportunity!

Did you know!: A little known neat trick purple plastic kangaroos do is they can inhale and mix/match exotic gasses for sharing later. I last huffed bimbo gas, an aphrodisiac, and helium. *Chuffs out a cloud of sparkling purple that slowly faaades away* Y'want some?

*Squints at all the overinflated people voluminously drifting about. Blocking traffic, getting wedged in doorways, generally causing the entire city to seize up* *Sigh* Hadn't realized Airborne August would inconvenience me this much. Mebbe I shouldn't have set off that Blimp Bomb after all.

Airborne August! Yes, that is indeed why I carry a suction cup grapple gun with me at all times. You never know when it might be useful!

SeriCo's humane 'GentleCatch" mouse/rat traps are designed to render rodent folk helpless for later collection. Yes, this involves hoses, latex, belts, and bondage, along with a *lot* of helium and assorted 'stim toys'. Between yet another airgasm vs escape, we know what rats want!

Whew! Rolling all you big round blueberried sloshy sorts everywhere has been exhausting. I've certainly gotten my exercise in this month! *Sets up the BlueberryJuiceSuperHeliumCarbonation System* Yeah. We're fixing that weight issue for Airborne August! Don't try to roll! You'll only fly tired!

Let's Keep Calling!

On a scale of 1 to 11 I'm solidly an H.

you gotta be kidding me 👀💦💦

The first digital piece of inflation art I doodled was on software that no longer exists, using hardware that's only found in a museum now, and was saved on media that is inaccessible by any modern system. As to why I drew it? Because *literally* no one else was doing so at the time.

*Purple kangaroo gal pushes the brim of her cowboy hat up and squints at you* Am I a cattle rustler? Pleeeease. I'm an Inflatable Cattle Girl Rustler! Get it right. Wanted in three States for blowing the biggest bovine babes and making off with entire helium hottie herds! Wait that sounds wrong.

The rules are the loser gets inflata-suit bondage hourgassed with helium until they bump head first into the ceiling. ... Look. You have to wait until the game starts before you deliberately lose. Fiiiine. Rules are rules! *Hissing and suit creaking/squeaking noises*

"Hey you don't comment no more when faving. You good?" !! I've followed this artist's stuff for *fifteen years* across multiple sites and I thought they didn't even know I existed. Are comments that rare these days that content creators are missing them?

Am I a large roo the size of a small roo? Oh I assure you, the reason my inflated ass is blocking the east-bound lane is not because of a lack of overinflated size.

Hey! Hey hey hey! *Slaps sign* "No Exploding Zone" Roll your overinflated self ten feet to the left and orgasmaboom over there. I just replaced these windows!

*Goes to grocery store* *Doesn't buy the one thing that led to the store run in the first place* I am dum.

*Knows nothing about Deltarune's Carol outside of fan art* ... I wish to overinflate this woman and *annoy* her. "Hiiii, Carol." "Oh it's *you*. Don't just stand there grinning like a slack jawed yokel, get me down!" O'course I'm fixated on a character I'm clueless about. It's the internet!

"Wow, this kink is so WEIRD and EXTREME" and then you look inside and it's literally just "what if I never had to Be Responsible or Make Good Life Decisions ever again, and somehow this was a sex thing?"

You'd best start believing in inflation trope stories. You're *in* one. *Queue slightly ominous hissing*

BigHugeVeryPretty

A round of Helium Replacement Therapy? Sure! What? I *know* what you want.

*Massively oversized, balloonishly muscular, and extra wide twelve foot tall purple plastic kangaroo squeeezes through the door* Hi! I'm your pressure therapy session for today! *You get pulled into a full body nose to toes hug that buries you in snuggly taut purpleosity* High PSI mental health!

Doing a special Juicy July event with @fenris49.bsky.social ! : D her lines and my colours! Click the link for all the fun info <3 www.furaffinity.net/view/61551479/

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

It was a full balloon moon last night. In unrelated news I categorically deny everything that people say I may or may not have been involved in last night.

Easily one of my favorite BE inflation scenes ever.

Something's missing today. *PumpPosts inflatable hourglass gassed antics* Aaaah, just needed that splash of high psi dopamine for the day! Back to work. Er, soon as I stop bumping into the ceiling. Li'l help?