Funny how all these outfits have pull cords on the back, innit.

Whew. This has been a remarkably miserable March. On to April.

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Pov: you went to a suspicious alleyway Belated birthday gift for @seritaph.bsky.social

also! It's not much, but I hope this makes your birthday a little special :>

Is birthday. A Milestone one! I am definitely old On the plus side I now qualify for the senior citizens discount on helium. So if your local store runs out it was *me!*

I qualify as multiple levels of PPE! Impact protection due to proper pressurization. Respiratory protection since breathing's for chumps who don't got a bunch of extra pressure. Chemical exposure, electrical hazard. Just gotta remember to wash it off and buff out the smudges!

Vacuum sealed in latex! Ask your local purple plastic 'roo if this procedure is right for you. *Side effects may include: Looking hot AF. Squeaking. Mind melting orgasms. Sudden inflation. Glare. More sudden inflation. Did we mention inflation? Bob*

For your consideration! Two lesbians going to a PSI Bar for the first time and trying out a half hour of rubberization with a side of hourglass gassing as well as with the helium option. Both love the look, but break down in absolute giggle fits with the other talking sexy in a helium voice.

Next week is a milestone birthday (Really Old) so of course it's time to pop out of the cake at my own party! How so? Compressed air, obviously. Duh. In cake first, then inflate. Oops. C'mon, Waire! Push! I'll fit eventually! Nnf! Art by @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode !

MacroMarch? On it! *Purple plastic 'roo hops into pool* *Purple plastic roo absorbs all that water for Some Excessive Monster Upsizing* *Grabs Boz, pops 'em into my big maw, squeakmasticates, and then blows a BubbleBabeBozBalloon* Now to squeaky step on someone! Art by @bozcat.bsky.social!

"I'm melting! Melting!" I gotchu fam. *Pours melted witch into BigBubbleBabe Mold* *Chills for 30 minutes* *Pressurizes BimboWitch to 25 PSI* Yes, it's -int for spells but your bewitching charisma's improved! Of course I have that specific mold around. For Reasons.

*Your compliment ricochets* I am impervious to your blandishments. I will *never* be able to accept praise. I was born in denial and molded by impostor syndrome. You merely reinforce my belief that I have fooled everyone! (Why yes, I am annoying at parties! Why do you ask?)

I have it on good authority that witches are buoyant. *Contemplates nearby tank of helium and air hose* Could be more buoyant. Just saying! Wouldn't need a pesky broom to fly.

Hm. Milestone birthday this month. I should buy some weird purple art!

REVEAL YOUR SECRETS

*Posts something online* *Sees the image put in 'fatsuit' folder by a follower* How fucking dare you. Fatsuit?! Feh. InflationSuits are where it's at!

But have you considered: "Spheres."

"Just reminding you to do that thing." Yeah, thanks. I have it on my to do list. "So, you gonna do it?" What? Pff, no. Do I look like someone who gets things done?

Tips for fighting a kangaroo: 1. Don't. Art by ekaki510 (エカキ510)

My boss and I just went over my Annual Review for 2025. I have once again faked everyone out. The fools think I'm competent! If only they knew. I'm really good at this whole imposter thing, tbh.

You can see your feet? *Pats a ridiculous purple bustline with a -spaaaang- sound* You can do better!

This is my suction cup cupid bow. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Much like you'll BeMine soon's I target you! That's right, Cupid Roo is on the loose! Wanna be mine, Valentine Blimp? Artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode

Valentines Day? A heart for you! And, since the inflatable padding I was wearing in the first pic wasn't big enough, the second image shows everything with a bit more pressure. (Homebuilt inflatable junk from years ago)

So hey! I'm on your patron or following you for your art/writing. My apologies. I'm probably NOT going to comment on your efforts. Likes and all, sure. Comments seem to upset *everyone* and I have enough stress in my life. Here's some money, please keep drawing/writing inflation. Thumbs up!

All that helium and your heels are still on the ground. Slacker.

Whoo! I mean, uh..., what shiny purple goofus suggested that one?

I'd forgotten Fursquared was this weekend. Very local furcon. Might have to see how that's going.

*Polishing out chew marks from a shiny purple tail* I need to get a "Not a Chew Toy" t-shirt made.

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Since it's FebROOary spontaneous rooification's going around. But what if you're already a roo? You become another creature known for bouncing, of course! Behold, purple plastic rabbit Seritaph! Even more bubble bounce to the ounce. Commissioned art from the delightful @tinytigon.bsky.social

It's FebRooary! Once again I get to be whatever size I want. That's right, I'm the duly appointed Airy Queen for the rest of the month. Sorry, them's the well pressurized rules. Older artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode !

*A sporty convertible slams to a stop next to you. An extremely hourglass gassed up purple plastic kangaroo gal who barely fits in the driver's seat tilts her sunglasses down and looks at you* Get in loser, we're testing air bags!

Buoyant Anatomical Exuberance

"What are your eating habits like?" Good question! *Tracks eating habits for a week* ... I am a food criminal.

Mmm, that's a good one. I think skunks, if they're at a table: lots of handstomping. Rabbits will tend towards footstomps. Rabbit ears are more expressive, but in comparison to the subtleties of a mephit tail conveying ire... It's close, but I gotta give it to skunks.

Who's more physical with their hands/feet (stomping, gesticulating furiously) when cursing? Rabbits or skunks?

lore runs deep and snow just keeps falling

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Here are 100 dogs you can pet in video games because I feel like it

How is it only Thursday?!

Looking back at some long gone friendships/relationships and realizing they've long ago been replaced by clear distain from the other parties involved. Bit of a bummer; takes me forever to catch on.

Can you bend your arms/knees? If you can then I'm sorry, you're not fully inflated. You need to be totally rigid to truly be Overinflated. As a professional inflation stress tester I can review your fwoompitude for you for a reasonable fee!

Has your kobold gal minion been hit with a weight immobilization curse and gone all spherical? Fret no more, since we have the spell for you! Neutral Buoyancy Featherfall! SeriSpells has you covered. You'll be able to push that rotund troublemaker out of the dungeon in no time!

Wanna feel old? Here's some of my websites from the 90s.

Any helium in that shiny outfit of yours? No? WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?!!

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Inflatably overinflated ponies.

Say, that's a nice outfit you got on. Be a *real* shame if someone overinflated it.