Have you made your Shitscram Merry as of yet? Hurry, not much time left!

Helium Holidays! Who needs reindeer when you can have a blimpish Christmas roo dropping off surprise inflation gifts! Oh wow, that's a really small chimney; this could be a challenge... Older art/commission repost, done by @astralantipode.bsky.social!

P-Balloon kink? Yeah, I can work with that. *Holds up a P-Balloon* *Unbuckles your belt* *Stuffs said P-Balloon down your pants* *Re-buckles your belt and pulls it tight* *Squeezes* *POP* So. Let's just see where this goes, shall we?

So about DMs I am *terrible* to message directly. Honestly I'm rather shallow, very easily distracted, and have no memory to speak of. I'll forget to respond to you, finally remember six months later, and take the wussy way out of never responding again. I should have that on my warning label.

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

"How's A Purple Problem (me!) inflate your OC?" Airoids Inflatable muscle suit Blow darts Inflatable lipstick smooch Inflation lotion Remote control with sliders Balloon Beer Air tank and hose options Zeppelin magic My breath The pull cord on their back Stick on TF nozzle Stick on pool toy handles

(AnnouncerVoice) *Extreme* Air Tanking!! Live Life on the Pressurized Eeedge!

VoodooInflateYou balloons? Surprisingly easy to make! Tell you how? Pff, I'd rather show you. *Pulls out a suspiciously you looking balloon* *Inhaaaales* *PUFFF* (Is there one of me? Hah! I inflated that thirty minutes ago! *Swollen Squeak*)

Oh, we rubberroos are toootally a predatory species. I mean, lookit this rat gal all stuck in my rubberizing inflatable blimp trap. I've caught her, like..., three times this week alone! *Whispers* Between you and me I think she's just not very good at avoiding traps.

Oh nooooo. *squish squeeze* So much roo in my way. *smish squoosh sqrrk* I'll have to press myself between them and the wall to get past. *smooooooosh* Oh wait. Forgot my phone. *hsoooooooms* There. NOW I can press myself between them and the wall to get past. *smooo-* Oh no. Stuck! *sq*

Time for air filled inconvenient oversizing! *Is now In The Way* Look, I need this. It's been a week.

Pony Inflation

Evil Midnight Inflater What Inflates at Midnight! So he sez to me, "You gotta do something SMART, baby, something puffed, pumped, and BIG!" And I go, "YEAH, BABY, YEAH!" Cuz I'm the Evil Midnight Inflater What Inflates at Midnight!

That is a really cute inflatable rubber outfit you're wearing! Nicely pressurized, too. Must be snug in there. Wanna see a magic trick? *Reaches out, wriggles purple fingers prestidigitatiously, and Yoinks your suit's zipper right off!* Your part of the trick is getting out of that!

What were all my inflatable rubber secretaries doing while I was on vacation for MFF?!? Everything's a mess. Guess a few *someones* are going on Performance Pressurization Improvement Plans.

MFF complete! Not sure how much XP I got for this round.

Dawn of the Last Day. MFF 25

The Daystar! Now to pursue my ill considered antics... MFF Saturday

Bit of a line!

MFF begins! Fursuits wandering off into the woods. As one does!

Arrived at MFF! LineTime

Gonna be at MFF this weekend. I might have one or two of these on hand. One never knows!

The Inflation Virus is highly contagious and spreading fast! Via air hoses. More specifically this one air hose. Which I have. And it is down the back of your pants. Oh no, you're Inflation Virus Victim, uh... *Counts* Many! Lemme attach this tether to you and tow you over to join the others!

A minor criticism of overinflated sorts that pops up now and then is "What do you do when you're that big/immobile?" Y'mean besides be staggeringly high PSI horny? Easy! Blow up with friends/an audience. "C'mon and squeeze some *balloons!* It'll be fun. Get in here for a helium puff buff hug."

Had a bit of snow last night!

Parade Float Daaaay! And other lesser reasons for celebrating. :) Some older commissions/artworks of a big purple problem showing up to hog some helium and get ogled by the crowds. Art from years past by @001zlnv.bsky.social and @astralantipode.bsky.social, respectively.

who remembered to make a picture BEFORE a holiday for a change!

more parade

Staffing at MFF 2025! Anyone gonna be there who might wanna say hi and be bothered by This Roo for a few moments?

Since I’m officially self employed, I’d very much appreciate the source skeets in the QRPed threads being spread around! I’m also very much open for doing badges for MFF and other conventions; please DM me for further questions on that front~.

"Gentlemen, we can repressurize her. Bigger than she was before. Balloonier. Stronger. Faster. I give you the first 600 PSI 'Roo."

meet me at the inflation station for an ass-kicking

GenAI has polluted image search results, especially for animal pics. It’s now basically impossible to find accurate art references. Enter this: a repository of open-access, AI-free images of wild & exotic taxa. Artists creating *without AI* have blanket permission for derivative/transformative use.

As an AirMattress for Hire I realize there's a market for you insomniacs! I'll show up at your door, push my inflated way voluminously on in, envelop your face with big purple puffy paws and whisper "Naptime" before smother snuggling you with a sleeper hold until you pass out and Get Some Sleep.

Look, yes I'm twenty feet tall right now and as broad abeam as a barn but that's mostly puffly buffed hot air. I'm nowhere near as heavy as I might look. *Siiiigh* Fiiine, I'll step on you. Hold still. No licking my toes, either! *HEAVY SQUEAK*

I know a few folks who should see this if they haven't.... (Looking at @seritaph.bsky.social and @fairbank.bsky.social to start....)

Am I rubberizing you and then filling you with helium or another other gas of choice? Oh, I'm *infusing* you with helium. More interesting implications for your overall potential figure.

I'm gonna blame moment and seritaph for this idea :P

"Your inflatable self is always on my mind." Well, you are! I never took the time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDe6...

Oh wait, I'm dumb. It's not that you want to be a couch. There's just a whole lot of you who want me to plant my titanic purple plastic inflated ass on you. *tsk* You purple plastic huffing fanatics.

"We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull!" "What do we do?!" "We die."

I find it interesting how many of you want to be called "Cushions." There's a need here.

Nice couch you got there. Too bad I'm here to hog *all* of it. *Parks the biggest purple pressurized posterior on ALL of your available seating* Unless you're a couch, of course. In which case I'm fine with planting all of this on *you*, Cushions.

*Sitting in a comfortable lounger in the living room, reading a newspaper. Suddenly stops and leans back with a thousand yard stare of realization* Huh. I should rubberize and absolutely overinflate a dragon girl.

Hm. Thinking about getting a commission of a certain overinflated purple muscle puffed moron (hi!). BUT I can't decide if it should involve a shirt logo that says: "HELIUM HUG MONSTER" Or "HELIUM HUGS!" Decisions. You'll all see the results eventually!

I feel like being vast and voluminous today! Buff puffed and large enough to be inconvenient both to myself and others, but not so much as to be problematic. Basically I want you to admire my ridiculous purpleness in passing for a moment, then have a good Friday!

How is it the middle of November already... At least Parade Float Season is upon us! What, you don't wanna be a Float? It's bouyantly intoxicating! *Parade Float Propagandist Roo*

Short Stories: "You fool! That's not a dildo, It's an air tank!" *Sudden hissing*