Short Stories: "You fool! That's not a dildo, It's an air tank!" *Sudden hissing*

Lock in?! *self destructs*

Wait. Bouncy Castles are always right? Fuck yeah!

Serving time for inflatable crimes. "Orange is the new Blimp."

A woman of filled repute? Oh! What's her PSI?

Ah, Fall has arrived along with chilly weather. *Drinks several kettles of hot tea* *Hefts massively water enhanced purple plastic bustline* *Radiates warmth* Hot Water Bottle Roo for hire! My rates for heat are astoundingly cheap!

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Yes, my clever plan to rob this bank does require all of you, my loyal minions, to wear these inflatable uniforms! 1. I am the criminal mastermind. Y'all are the minions. 2. Working while overinflated falls under "other duties as assigned" in your contract. Get to work, you Puffed Problems!

Hissing! Creaking! Squeaking! The sqrrrrp! of my purple fingertips getting dragged over that drum tight oversized rotund plasticized body part! Those low and echoey groooans of air pressure redistributing itself as I leeean on someone. What no Im not a sound slut shut up

Time to do reminder again, cuz current situation... Not good. Will be opened until January. My prices and examples here: janacoms.carrd.co DM me if you're interested!

All this? *Gestures at hourgassed excessively hourglassed up figure, buffly puffed muscles creaking softly* I'm not overpressurized. I just happen to have built in Always On Airbags! I am So Safe! In fact I should add a few psi to be even safer, now that I think about it.

Didn't think I'd have to remind you, but if you kiss a blueberry, you're gonna blueberry. *Especially* like you been kissing that blueberry! I could hear both of you from down the hall. I'll get the wetvac, you two can clean up after you bloosh a few out.

Lesloons. Lesblimpians? Lesbloomphians. Hm.

Ah, one of those days. Something about wanting to tell someone they're just a big stupid blow up toy with a dumb blimp butt after stuffing them into an inflatable suit and pulling the inflation lanyard. It tempts me.

The Montgolfier Sisters! The steam powered future! Science! "And horny!" Yes, yes. Too.

MacroPlastic time!

*Gets a deflated inflatable life raft* *Paints it and dresses it up as a piglet* *Sets it in a clearing* Apex Predator Furry: "That's stupid, no one'll ever fall for that." Oh? *Tugs the inflation lanyard now hanging from predator's mouth* *FWOOMPH* Honestly surprising how effective that is!

Rocking a 1.5! ... Ok. Maybe a 1.3.

Halloween! @momentrabbit.bsky.social and I are tag team costuming as Fygar and Dig Dug for some trick or treating. Ooooh Moment's got the *best* tricks! So good... I, uh, don't know if we'll get many treats. Artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.social at patreon.com/astralantipode

Resting Inflation Face.

*Been too quiet on social media of late* *Contacts several folks to say hi and all* *Says multiple stupid things to more than a few people, deservedly gets hit in the head with several social rakes at the same time* I used to be better at communicating! Wow, I suuuck at this lately.

Yeah, I'm into fitness. Fitness whole air tank in my mouth!

You want into the Juicing Room? You?! Please, you're barely round enough to even be rolled and that light tinge of blue just looks like you're cold. Waddle on off and c'mon back when you're a real emergency. ... Fiiine. Here, chew this. Let's get you big enough for stage 1 treatment at least.

Have another "vintage" favorite, this one for @seritaph.bsky.social❣️ Celestia and Luna are attending one of Trixie's biggest magic acts to date, but it looks like the celebrity spectators know something the rest of the audience doesn't. 😳🪄🎈 #furry #muscleinflation #MLPFiM #NSFW #TricksyPonyses

Hey, vampires n' other blood drinkers! Halloween offer! *Tilts head, revealing a shiny sleekly muscular purple plastic neck, metronomic pulse reverberating deep within. It bekons with the artificial allure of a detergent pod* G'wan, take a nibble! What's the weirdest thing that could happen?

The curse of Monday the 13th be upon you! "This curse is gonna inflate me or my pants or something inconvenient at the worst possible time, innit." Ah, you've been hit with a Monday the 13th curse before, I see! You are absolutely correct. Hope that outfit stretches!

*Moves some air from the bustline to the shoulders. Reconsiders. Moves air back to the shoulders* Three feet wide at the shoulders or unable to see my feet for the day. Decisions, decisions.

Oh yeh, been working out. Gettin' buff. "Y'mean you just been 'puff buffing' them bubble muscles, y'big cheater!" Don't make me smother your tiny face with this here bicep! ... Oh wait. I'm on to your little game. "Can I still get smothered?"

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

Full moon night😈 so Halloween will be as bright basically. If anyone cares I guess. I wonder how other holidays will go, times are not happy and no single thing can be done to fix it. 🧡 Enjoy stuff while you can if you can. Make the most of it, especially for others.

Inflatable Femboy.

Haven't reviewed my Patreon subscriptions in quite a while. Lesse how folks are doing. Oh. Oh wow, that's a lot of artists getting run over by life and unable to post anymore.

It's Friday? When did that happen?!?

Seri's Gym, how can I help you? A complaint? Uh huh. Ok. Interesting. Ah! Understood. But you are bigger, correct? Our ads clearly state "Get Bigger AND lose All The Weight." I am sorry, but we cannot be held liable for your inability to squeeze through your doorway anymore.

Random Question Friday! "Do you/can you pop?" Typically only if it turns you on or if it'd be really funny.

*Floats in the air directly over the fainting couch, one puffed arm dramatically thrown over her eyes* How could this happen?!? It's the wooorst! *Grins down at you* Helium Histrionics!

"It's really awkward and inconvenient to try to do anything in this overinflated hourglass suit you've stuffed me into." Yes. That's half the fun! "... You're just gonna pump me up bigger, aren't you." And then make you do stuff! Badly! It's gonna be *great*! I'm easily amused.

Dear sweaty overinflated rubberized terribly overstimulated wreck up against the ceiling. You want down?! I just got you up there, like..., five or six hours ago! Uuugh, so needy. Fiiiine, I'll be home in ten. Mostly to figure out how you managed to text with those pumped up paws.

"We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technical distinctiveness to our own." My biological distinctiveness? *Purple plastic kangaroo looks over her shoulder then back at the view screen* Me?! Oh, ho ho hoh. Shit's about to get weeeird.

"You should join my Patreon! I have more art over there." "... I've been a member on your Patreon for four years." "Really?! Huh." I've frequently heard variations of this. Is it hard to track membership on Patreon? Just curious, since it comes up so often. Or I'm just *really* forgettable!

Biceptember! Is Seri a gooRoo? Technically! No sloshing problems since, unlike regular slime slackers, _I_ know how to focus! :) *Flexes one arm as diamond tessellation creeps across an oversized bicep, the normal squeaks and creaks deepening to the groan of stressed metal* Solid, baby!

My name's Seritaph. I'm old enough to qualify as a D&D Warlock Patron. *Shows up like a Great Fairy from Zelda* "Oh. Imma enhance the shit out of that outfit, Skinny." *Preps the Corset of Conscription for a new Priestess of Pump* Now I just need to figure out some paladin options

It's been an interesting several days (So irritatingly interesting). Clearly I need to do some Distracting My Brain posting!

Where are all my purple lovers

You've been at the Fair for hours. It's time to check out the Midway! A skeevy looking purple plastic kangaroo eyes you predatorially from a booth. "Hey! Wanna be a Balloon Animal?" "You mean buy a balloon animal?" "Yeah sure, that too. C'mere."

What's my flavor? SYNTHETIC

Two rubberfurs enter, one rubberfur leaves! InflatoDome!

"You can't just go around hourglass inflating any cute furry character you like!" *Looks up at the cloud of overinflated figures drifting about overhead, squeaking and bumping into each other* *Looks down at the airhose in hand* I feel empirical evidence indicates otherwise!

Ok, for this next bit assume a spherical cow. *Looks around at the audience* Ah hah! A volunteer!

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