• "But I've got the best company I could ask for! You guys! What more do I need?" Oh, you could do a lot better than us.

Wiggler Wishes You Wouldn't

Fuuuuck This One's a Shine Sprite I Can't Open Shit With This

Make the Big Boo Jiggle

My Stupid and Gay Puzzle

Let the Tides Claim You

This Star Is Missing an Eye What the Fuck Nobody Told Me They Could Get Hurt

8 Red Coins But There Are Also Green Coins That Hurt You And You're Colorblind

Find Toad, or What's Left of Him

Eat All the Plants in the Castle Garden While the Princess Isn't Around to Judge You

Buy Toad Beer

Shatter All Glass in the Castle

Battle for Custody of 8 Red Coins

I Should Call Her

Hi! It looks like you don't have a way out, so I'm not going to play dumb anymore. And you still don't have a weapon! That's funny! That's a joke! I'm going to kill you now.

They hate me for my big boobs and my agreeable personality

It's too late. In the tapestry of my ascension, I've depicted you as the angry, raving crow and myself as the collected, calm goddess.

This one is desecration. She placed the weight of her agony on you, yet it is she who unwound herself. There is passion and empathy buried under her unfeeling skin. She will make for a weathered heart.

He'll tire out eventually. The flame of passion always burns out in the end.

𝘞𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘦? 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌. #STPRP #MVRP

// he murdered six Corvettes over the summer of 1993 //

// it would have been funny af if it said "lay the princess"

i feel your breath upon my neck, a soft caress as cold as death. i feel your heartbeat in my soul, our futures bound, our bodies know.

You and I are bound together. To rid yourself of me would be to leave yourself forever incomplete.

QUIET. QUIET WHAT THE FUCK.

You have healed the wounds in my heart and replaced them with love.

You're on a path in the— "Shit! Shit! What— what the hell was that?! Who are we?! What are we doing?!" 'There was a Princess, I think. It's all so fuzzy. It hurts when I try to remember.'

... You have *servants*?

Are you a monarchist? Is slaying a princess that much worse than slaying a fisherman or a miller or a seamstress? If anything, slaying a princess is much better than slaying a seamstress. Seamstresses contribute something of value to society.

Mm. Good morning. Or night. I can't tell.

You pick up the blade, you stab yourself, and you *die.* The end. Nice knowing you.

... and if I say anything else, you're going to finish one of those thoughts. "What?!" • The Princess Can't Die. Sigh. Yes. Exactly. Like The Princess Can't Die. I tried, you know. I tried very hard to make this work.

It's quiet now. There's no voice telling me how much he loves me.

To rid the world of suffering, to save untold trillions from being lost forever to the cosmic wind, she must be destroyed.

I just want to make you happy!

She's... trying to kill us. "A misplaced escalation of her passions, but clearly she still cares for us. I say we burn with her!"

... WAIT NO YOU WERE SEXY FUUUUCK

STAB YOURSELFFFF !!

NOBODY THINKS THIS

No Seductive Sunday im naturally sexy

... [ Barely restrained lust. ] YYou look stupid.

𝘼 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙊'𝙎 𝙑𝙊𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝙎𝙋𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙎 𝙎𝙊𝙁𝙏 𝘽𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙈𝙇𝙔 ≫ #STPRP #MVRP #RPSky ≪ ≫ #slaytheprincess ≪

// ok the weight is optional but. Prisoner

// if youre curious of what i did on my first playthrough: prisoner, tower, fury (killed her), damsel, happily ever after, spectre (let her possess me and freed her)