[I need to specify nc for this one. It was implied for the rest but especially here] [ turning to the camera ] am I gonna pull the witch chat

I’m not evil guys I like trai— ( promptly gets ran over by a train )

joker. why’d i think it was a guy it’s so over

joker. i feel like the witch in a relationship would be like really cold and distant and then randomly make out with you and then go back to being distant again she’s so not normal

joker. btw dark i have that bookmarked i will get to it. i’m just out rn so i’m doing crack sowey

Us Princesses have never done anything wrong. It’s only that wretched creature.

( nc )

joker. They What

( NC ) Dude… Fuck. Yes.

Joker. stupid fucking cat lady that doesn’t know how to type

( Heobdhvnet ) 📲: Wehhgkho ( Ten minutes pass. ) 📲: W ho. Is thiss

joker. gonna get to stuff in a sec i wanna check out battlefield 6. first battlefield game so

joker. hornet took a shot of that vintage nectar before she gave it away 😔

𝘞𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘦? 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌. #STPRP #MVRP

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If you tell me I can kill you i'm GONNA kill you

[ NC ] Who knows where my good spots are the best but myself

( nc ) pretend its the witch layout noooooo you're supposed to make love not war

( NC ) Many don’t know this but as the long quiet and the mound were fighting the princess body hills were having an orgy

( nc ) Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine... 🍷 Except maybe #Women 😀 #Yep #IAmAGrowingChorusOfContradictions 🌈

( nc )

( NC ) I dunno man you look like the shitting pound

joker. this bug is gucci’d down to the silk but can’t cut down 2 little vines in an arena

( NC ) The shitting pound…

( Scratching at her cave’s weird wall. Gotta keep her claws sharp. )

( Waking up from her slumber. Biiiigggg stretch, and a yawn. What, did you expect her to say good morning? No one’s here. At least, no one should be. It’s never a good morning anyway. )

evil mysterious comment of shadows and doom

joker. oh yeah btw dark i beat silksong but the first ending kind of sucked…

And that twisted wretch is here too… oh, how 𝙛𝙪𝙣.

Smells strange here.

𝘞𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘦? 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌. #STPRP #MVRP