World Cup 2035 at Everton Stadium. Bring it on!

Just been to the Official Store at HDS to get the Mrs the away top for Christmas (because it’s not on sale on the website at all in women’s sizes). Firstly I ask if they have the WSL patches to print on. They don’t! I know for a fact that LFC do, so nice one Everton. Really promoting our women!

Never forget who Nigel Farage is.

Even after the mansion tax is applied, the owner of a £5m home in Westminster will pay proportionately less in property tax than the owner of a £210k Band B property in Sunderland.

#LibDems #Greens accuse pro #Brexit #Labour #Reform #Tories of CHOOSING to inflict more #BrexitDisaster! #Budget #Taxes are #BrexitTaxes! 🇬🇧🇪🇺 #RejoinEU to boost #trade with our neighbours & share costs to restore UK prosperity!

My guess with Forshaw is TFG haven’t been happy with the off-field progress and promotion of the club alongside the day-to-day football operations being allowed to manifest into the shambles of a season we are having. She’ll likely just go back to the Jockey Club.

Aww, apparently Twitter is down. What will Musk do without his facist security blanket?

Happy Sorensen is going to be sacked day to all who celebrate.* *Surely to every single religious and secular deity he can’t be still in a job after yesterday.

For anyone who is wondering where their Goodison seat is at, you should have received an email. It says that they are beginning to send them out via DPD from Monday 17th November.

So, thoughts on yesterday’s tour of Hill Dickinson. Magnificent if you have never been to the ground before because you will spend most of the time in the concourse, in bowl or in the club shop.

Doing the stadium tour and Snods is here with Guila Bould for Children in Need.

Reform UK, vote Nigel Farage if you think The Minimum Wage is too high. The richest 4% earning £100,000+ pay too much tax. The State Pension needs to be means tested. We should get rid of the NHS. The retirement age is too low. If you hate yourself, vote Farage.

Everton fans singing for Charly Alcaraz to come on. Will Moyes listen?

David Moyes wears safety shoes in the shower.

Moyes forgot which dugout he’s in?

Are we seriously wearing our away kit tonight? Surely we would be wearing blue shirts, white shorts and blue socks (as per standard home kit this season) against red & white striped shirts, black shorts and red socks. Not off-white shirts, navy shorts and navy socks as per this from Everton’s SM.

Love that Kitagawa wore a “Stake”less shirt today.

🧵 What frustrates me about low-paid jobs isn’t just the wage - it’s the extraction. They take a physical & mental toll that extends far beyond the workplace. Your body hurts, your energy is gone, your family/relationships suffer & time in the public sphere becomes recovery time instead. 1/8

Went to Derby last night to watch the Lionesses against Australia and it was great to see a town come together to celebrate the Lionesses so much. So many flags out in support of the women who won back-to-back Euros. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Not to be outdone, Stoke went all out on the show of support. 👏

Love this, love my City. #HighParkStreet #Liverpool

Reform would like ITV to rebrand as WhiteTV. Seems to be working.

If anyone wants it, ITV’s complaints form is here: itvsupport.freshdesk.com/support/home

Farage: epic grifter

The ghost of Thatcherism looms long.

That's a free kick anywhere on the pitch and a penalty against Everton. I'm so sick of it.

So you can take none of the ball and all of the man and it’s not a foul*. *Depending on the colour of their shirt.

N’Diaye stands next to Vicario, foul given. Van De Ven pushes Pickford before heading in, no foul. The Premier League is corrupt. #Cartel6 #EVETOT

I have written to Lisa Nandy, following her grossly misleading comments over the Maccabi Tel Aviv ban. This is about a group of fans with a history of racism and violence. It is not about banning Jewish people - and any attempt to conflate the two is shameful.

Notts Forest, comedy club.

Evertonian, Arteja Folla needs your help. Trafficked into modern slavery from Albania by a criminal gang, she has made a life in Liverpool and now she faces deportation back into the hands of the people who trafficked her. Ari is a lovely, thoughtful and compassionate woman, who I know personally.

Maz Pacheco reflects on her time at Villa, Everton and the game against Man United. Her comments on Brian Sorensen are VERY telling.

Catesby gets his leg broken, but it wasn’t even given as a foul.

Is Nathan Patterson even a professional footballer?

Ian Wright Wright Wright singing Everton songs in our new gaff. He also talks to Ruby Mace and Ornella Vignola post-match.

Let's get this straight: Speaker Johnson canceled session and refuses to swear in Rep-Elect Adelita Grijalva, who would be the 218th signer of the discharge petition to force a vote to release the Epstein files. Bring us back in session, release the files, and let's open the government.

The only shock here is that the dachshund isn’t just barking at the costume!

COYB!!! 💙

It’s a show about how lies and propaganda were spread about a group of people which lead to hysteria breaking out and people turning on each each other. This mass hysteria spread on both sides of the Atlantic and was perpetuated by those in power. Rylan hosts. No, it’s not This Morning.

Everton Women fans! The FAB isn’t just for the Men’s game! We will be holding a drop-in session from 10am on Sunday, ahead of the Women’s game against Man Utd at Hill Dickinson Stadium at the brilliant @murphysdistillery.bsky.social on Regent Road, corner of Cotton St. Come in and say ‘Hello’ 💙

“No-one’s interested in watching Everton Women.” “They shouldn’t be using our new ground.” Numbers don’t lie.

Get signed up and support a fantastic charity.

“Hi, this is your GP surgery. We’ve got your chemo booked for 2pm and your job coach at 4pm.” Dr: “The test results are back in and I’m afraid we are going to have to amputate. It’s OK though, because John, our DWP rep, is here to tell you how to operate a fork lift truck with no arms.”

Thinking of the families who lost loved ones and those that were taken into captivity by Hamas two years ago. A people should never have to suffer for the ills of their Government.

Leaving the ECHR would allow the State Pension, the Minimum Wage, Sick Pay, Maternity Pay, Paid Holiday and working hour limits to all be abolished. They would make hundreds of billions from this. That is what they want.

Everton have won just three of their last 31 home Premier League matches when they've conceded first, but all three have come against Crystal Palace (3-2 in May 2022, 2-1 in September 2024 and 2-1 today.). (Opta)

What has the ECHR ever done for us? Quite a lot actually, and we wrote it too.

Never felt more like singing the Blues!

Brian Sorensen, it’s time to go!

Good news is that the women’s match is being shown on the concourse at HDS.