These men....

Who knew these guys were so loud. 🤷‍♀️ Been away with the OH for her birthday and the doggos and this handsome chap has been keeping us company (awake) along with his son.

The absolute state of the way in which Plymouth Argyle have treated their women's team is indicative of a broader problem within the game, that they continue to be treated by clubs as optional extras that can be defunded at will. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/plymouth-a...

Keown talking about tosses, well, he would know.

Bet TNT wouldn’t have cut away from Arsenal’s trophy lift for telling us all what other sport we can watch and to show adverts. #Biased

Gabriel succeeds where Jeff Bezos fails - in sending an unmanned object into orbit.

The hilarious walk out of Katija’s “ball” baby also had a really tense touch as they had put pictures of their injured teammates on the ball. Included were Karen Holmgaard, Megan Finnigan and Inma Gabarro who are all recovering from ACL injuries.

Wheeler scores!

Is there a more stressful experience than clipping a dog’s nails? Oh yes, doing two dogs! Especially when they decide to start snapping at each other because the other one (getting the nails done) has a treat. The dogs are now happy cuddling each other and the humans are traumatised.

I have just unfollowed everything to do with “Rainbow Toffees”. As a member of the LGBTQIA+ community and an Evertonian, I was hopeful that there would be a group that brought us all closer to each other. Instead what we have is one man’s vanity project and the same old forgotten letters.

Phil Neville to manage Everton Women? He’s just been relieved of his services at MLS side Portland Timbers. He has previously managed England Women. (No inside knowledge other than I don’t think we are sticking with Scott Phelen.)

Welcome to Everton, Tomáš Souček.

Another head injury ignored.

Of course.

Today’s the anniversary of the passing into law of Section 28 in 1988, the first homophobic legislation in a century. Politicians and media said it was our own fault, told us to shut up and give up. We didn’t. Dont you dare give up now on trans people.

Tarky has already shown he is out of his depth. No pace and gets caught out of position.

Barry will be a world-beater today so his Arsenal-loving friends can celebrate in the away end.

People were talking about the World Cup in work the other day. They asked me my opinion: “Football has the illusion of being a sport: it’s not! Elite football is corrupt down to its core and if you think FIFA won’t get the outcome they want to get this summer, you haven’t been paying attention.”

Great season for Leicester City. Both teams suffer relegation.

Feel like Charlton and Leicester could play on until the start of next season and it would still be goalless. #WSLPlayoff

Can he point to the parts where we played “particularly good”?

Emery doing the “Villa” treble in the Europa League. 👏

This could potentially affect Everton Women, if we ever get any good.

BANGARANGA bridge: Odd rows = 1 letter Even rows = 2 letters BANGARANGA chorus: 3 first letters 👀 #Eurovision

Prove to me that Everton Football Club is not a psychological experiment.

Mate just me this and yes my season ticket had been archived. Please share. Don't want bedlam today. #Everton #STH

Immigration make Britain brilliant

Ok, that’s fucking ENOUGH now. KICK. THEM. OUT.

The EBU dodged another gigantic bullet and will have learned nothing

Fuck off Israel

Thank all the deities for that!

Come on, come on... get down to Goodison Park 🎵 If you haven't been back to Glorious Goodison yet, Everton Women play their last WSL game of the season against Leicester on Saturday 16 May 1pm. Whoooo! www.evertonfc.com/news/2026/ma...

Offside and a foul on the keeper. Goal for Arsenal. All football is either consciously or unconsciously bias towards the “big teams”.

Yet again proving the EBU cares more about the sponsorship money than the integrity of the contest. They aren’t just killing Palestinians, Lebanese, Iranians and Jordanians, they are killing free speech and the right of protest.

The Song Contest* starts tonight. *Who runs the most ads and gets the most SIM/Credit cards Contest whilst simultaneously terrorising other nations and committing a genocide. EBU has blood on their hands by allowing the art-washing of ethnic cleansing.

The Burnley Brothers at the back are going to cost us time and time again.

Love how you can literally throw players into the goal and it’s not a pen. It doesn’t even get mentioned as being a pen on commentary either.

Come on Brighton Women! KAGS

It usually looks like the refs want to play for Liverpool, but now the players are flagging for offsides. #Undistinguishable

The stand out players of the season 🌟 Kerstin Casparij, Kirsty Hanson, Olivia Holdt, Ruby Mace, Jess Park, Alessia Russo Khadija Shaw and Alyssa Thompson 🤩 Vote for your BarclaysFooty #BarclaysWSL Player of the season 👇 wslfootball.com/bwsl-pots-2526…

This week is @transhistoryweek.com - a great time to reflect on the fact that - contrary to what you might think from the current toxic debate - trans people have always existed, across all ages and cultures🏳️‍⚧️🧵 www.transhistoryweek.com/latest/thw20...

I SUPPORT THE NHS. I DON'T VOTE REFORM.

Where is the fella with the Arsenal bottle?

Nice to see Baines at the women’s match today. Was never expecting to beat Chelsea today, especially with the injuries and suspension for Mace, but their heads went after conceding the second goal. We need some proper direction and to appoint a permanent manager soon.

Apparently Chris Kavanagh has refereed 4 Liverpool games in 2026 & not given Liverpool a single yellow card in any of the 4 games. A premier league record for no bookings for a team with the same referee in consecutive games.

Can we also please locate the whopper with the “Make Everton Great Again” banner and ban him from HDS? Embarrassing.

People don't talk enough about the supernatural event where a land dispute in Liverpool in 1892 somehow opened up a portal into hell.

Barry can get legged into the Mersey. Dreadful attitude. Play the kids over him.

Into these!

Reform UK’s Richard Tice allegedly failed to pay £100,000 in corporation tax