one last pondering king excerpt from drafts The 6th son of a scion’s brother, the crown should never have fallen upon my brow. So I spent my youth apprenticed to a master glassblower, learning to spin beauty from sand, never imagining I might one day rule.

about me: i live in a very small house on top of a very tall mountain. i eat rocks that i dig out of the dirt. my best friend is a little rodent who lives on my mountain. my worst enemy is a bird who hunts the rodent.

i’m glad that gay dudes go to t4tluvnrg and take their shirts off and get all sweaty because they remind me that my bisexuality is not a lie #gayguychaser

EVENT OF THE SUMMER GRAAAHHHHHHH

this could be you at the Upkeep & Lotus Bloom Picnic on July 18th

spent all pride weekend flirting with no one, going to parties and asking women if they wanted to play volleyball

"there are too many gay guys at the t4t outdoor pride rave" oh? and occur, does it, to the majestic wildebeest that there are too many blades of grass on the prairie?

i’m sorry i keep role playing as different characters on this account for months at a time. it will happen again. please accept these selfies as my apology <3

i’m not doing the pondering king anymore. pondering king is done. horse king killed him. sorry

god is alive and she’s from new york fucking city

“Knicks in five” - Prognostications of the Pondering King

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

The fool acts without looking. The wise man looks without acting. Just so, a fool acts without reason. A wise man reasons without acting. - Excerpt from Inactions of the Watchful Philosopher King

A kingdom with no coat of arms is hardly a kingdom. Display your long-pondered fervor for Lotus Bloom by purchasing one of our custom tunics, emblazoned with our “sick as fuck” sigil. - excerpt from Sales Pitches of the Pondering King

A woman accused of witchcraft was dragged to court, and a score of nobles entreated the king to execute her. The king, knowing this assault on women to be a cultural compliment to primitive accumulation filtered through religious fervor, denied them. - Decisions of the Philosopher King

IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!!!! do you love magic? do you love lotus bloom? do u love this incredible design? do u love ME??? PROVE IT AND GET A SHIRT by filling out the form below BY 10PM EST ON 4/22👇

The Horse King descends from the North, his host marching down the Wayroad like so many ants on a log. And like ants, the rain will leave none behind. - Decisions of the Philosopher King, excerpt on the Mudpit Massacre

dear friend MILES HONEY (heatdeathtattoo on IG) designed a shirt for us!!!! and it looks amazing!!!! and soon you can wear it!!!!

may marks ONE YEAR OF LOTUS BLOOM!!!!!! on 5/3 at 1pm, we'll be hosting a PARK DAY at PROSPECT PARK with snacks and games and new friends :DDDD on 5/5 at 7pm, we're hosting QUEER MAGIC NIGHT at BROOKLYN GAME KNIGHT and we'll have STONE SOUP and RAFFLES and TSHIRTS :000

we had nearly FIFTY players at last nights queer magic night!!! and YOU should be at the next one on May 5th where we’ll be celebrating ONE YEAR OF LOTUS BLOOM!!!!

A just king does not yearn for battle, but neither does he flee from one that must be fought. Tomorrow, I will bring a great host to bear on Brooklyn Game Knight. Should words fail, spells and steel will determine our fate. - Proclamation of the Pondering King

A great pretender stole through the palace in the king’s own raiment, sat in the king’s own throne, and, proclaimed falsely in the king’s own voice. Henceforth, they will be known as The Artful Renegade, Shadowcloak, the greatest sneak and thief in the kingdom, and a danger to honor.

Heavy is the crown made all up of gold and jewels and such :,(

I am The Pondering King. I think long and considerably in order to act justly in all things. I understand the weight of authority and i do not bow my head under its crown. I walk a sword’s edge, me, my subjects, and my kingdom will fall with a single misstep. My life belongs to my people.

My fool sang at feast a song he meant to be humorous. “Every day i’m pondering”. I commanded him put to death immediately, for only a wicked man might laugh at justice. Yet my councillor begged mercy, for a Fool can be neither just nor wicked. He was spared. -Decisions of the Philosopher King

“The philosopher Ponders, the king Decides” - excerpt from Decisions of the Philosopher King

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless you own the bush. -Proverbs of the Pondering King

The harvest fails, my peasants revolt, and raiders threaten my borders on all sides. The council urges quick action, but a wise king knows that hasty decisions are met with certain death. - The Pondering King

i’m trying something new on here, a Wholesome Poster type character called The Pondering King. I hope you enjoy The Pondering King

supreme court rules your vote will not be counted unless election official consummates receipt of your ballot by kissing you with tongue

this should be such an easy PR layup for dems. “our political enemies are so weak and fragile, they die from pickleball”. bring pickleballs into congress and pump fake at mcconnell, then tell everyone he shit his pants. ads with chuck schumer tearing it up on the court across from a dead elephant

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

about me: i live in a very small house on top of a very tall mountain. i eat rocks that i dig out of the dirt. my best friend is a little rodent who lives on my mountain. my worst enemy is a bird who hunts the rodent.

what was i even idly holding all the time before i had breasts

*messaging a cis gay dude on grindr* hiiiii baby i know ur m4m but do u make exceptions for cd? *sends terrible dick pic in jock strap and sweaty wife beater* meet up? rn? *2 days later* can i see your henis?

don’t make love and don’t make war. make FRIENDS with chipmunks in the park! - the wholesome poster

good morning posters! today, tell your best friend FIVE things you love about them FOUR memories you cherish with them THREE things you want to do with them TWO times they really pulled through for you ONE thing you can taste about them

i live my life by one guiding principle: i try always to act in ways that sow just the right karmic seeds so that i am reincarnated as a cool monster truck

yesterday my friend mentioned posting on bluesky, and i remembered bluesky exists. i’m sorry i forgot about you all. you are just as real to me as my followers on other sites, and i am equally as committed to fostering a parasocial relationship between you and your imagined version of me

guys should i bring back The Wholesome Poster? Does the world need her now more than ever?

“sharps container” is government propaganda meant to restrict your freedom of expression. i have half a dozen capped needles rolling around on my desk. the world is my sharps container

i’m reposting shit from twitter again. if you’ve seen it before, no you didn’t

[wrestling match in 2026] The Consensual Bonecrusher: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS ARM BAR I WILL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF. IF THATS ALRIGHT WITH YOU? The BPDemon: TAP OUT IF YOU DONT LOVE ME. TAP OUT IF YOU WANT ME TO DIE

TOMORROW is QUEER MAGIC NIGHT at BROOKLYN GAME KNIGHT!!! We’ll be playing some COZY CUBES and CHILLY COMMANDER 🥶🥶🥶 7PM!! COME THRU AND BE GAY (haha get it) AND MERRY

if you’re in the NYC area you should be aware and attending @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social the first Tuesday of the month (which includes tomorrow!!) seriously one of the best vibes of any magic event ive ever attended :) go cube with queers!!!

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT! Come thru and play some Magic with friends. It’ll be a night to remember also PLZ VOTE

we had a record-breaking turnout for our QUEER MAGIC NIGHT last night! thank you to everyone who came, and it was so sick seeing everyone in costume :) can’t wait for the next one on NOVEMBER 4TH!!!!

I'm selling stickers to help pay for my transition because trans healthcare ain't cheap! Save 20% by buying the bundle of 5 designs or 20 of any combination of stickers. nyc-mtg.myshopify.com don't like stickers? patreon.com/NYC_MTG to support me a different way! Reposts appreciated ❤️

this is ur sign to join my eunuch council