So glad I’m an ass man..🤗

It’s always so interesting seeing what people are into… 🫢

I miss when this didn’t matter..

Very much same.

You’re still a weirdo if you steal someone’s social media post word for word, as if it were yours.

I'm glad that we're doing this and also we need to do more of it because we just celebrated President's Day last month and there were plenty of presidents that were rapists, and allegedly 6 of them fathered children through that. Lots of states still celebrate Columbus Day who was also a rapist.

Fuck John Fetterman.

They will appreciate it. Include soles if you wanna spice it up.

Exactly this!

regional aave is being coopted into tiktok vernacular and ion like dat.

Getting choked out >>>>

Hey y’all. Glasses or no glasses?

If I ask for a face pic and they’re send everything but that, I assume they’re not attractive and they know I won’t like it lol

Nobody: Me even though I have several drawers full of them:

One other EAP hack: Usually your EAP benefits are extended to anyone in your household. Your children, your spouse, your parents, it can be a roommate or anyone who is living with you. Anyone in your house has access to those EAP benefits.

@demander27.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!!

Another hack to most EAPs: those visits are PER ISSUE. So if you call in because you’re sad about your situationship ending, that’s one issue. But during this, you realize that situationship ending was causing anxiety at work, you can start a brand new set of sessions for that. Free therapy!

MOOOD:

I need boy butt and $250K.

Mood:

Cause I’ve been a shade under 7” my whole adult life and now he wants to be between 7.5 and 8? That’s not my ministry. 😂

When did my dick grow a half inch???

Be real Black for me.

okay that's enough centering white people (arguing with them) y'all. it's Black History month. let's regroup.

again, tourettes doesn’t make you racist and it’s not an excuse for this behavior. if a disabled black person made an antisemitic remark, there wouldn’t be any grace given. fuck him and anybody defending him.

It’s also worth examining the immediate outpouring of empathy and understanding John Davidson received, and how this same empathy wasn’t extended to Michael or Delroy to nearly the same extent. It’s like y’all became the biggest Tourette’s advocates once you got the opportunity to dismiss racism.

It’s probably healthiest when they START that way rather than adding someone later, but both can be healthy with the right people in them.

And do!!!

I love being one of the “Tops with Nice Butts”. 🤭

Anything “feat. Usher” or “feat. Beyoncé” IMO 😂

My butt be looking fatter than it is from that angle and I ain’t mad at it 😂

I hate when I mistakenly post ass to my main SC story 😂 then I get reactions from people I haven’t even talked to since Trump was President the first time lol

I love when I log in and see all the things 😮‍💨🥹😍

Nobody: Me explaining why I’m cooking us dinner for Valentine’s Day instead of going out:

Hey!

Girl, get up out that ground!

Y’all being good?

This is why millennials scrutinize everything on the internet because we were told it wasn't a valid source of information.

Open the schools.

And someone retweeted it so…

I miss being a big booty top 🥹

😭😭😭😭 same.

they better turn TF up. Make up for selling your characters to Fox when y'all was broke. 🤭

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Hey y’all

I’ve been kinda fine on my birthday 🤭

You know ball.

Woke up 38 in Martinique today.

The fact nobody has it is why I don’t say it on the timeline. I’ve seen people try to ruin folks’ lives because they had a disagreement 😕