Oops forgot to delete my meat before bed 🫪

Y’all showing out for Thick D Thursday? 🤭

Why is ass so good????

Why is my weewee so hard?

Beach day today

Someone reposted it despite it saying don’t repost it so it’s gone now 🫩

Truly the best.

Y’all had enough of my butt?

This is how I feel about lemon pepper.

Oops it got retweeted. Sorry y’all 🫣

Because I know he was SICK. Goblet of Fire movie didn’t accurately portray just how pissed he was. Ralph did a good job but 😭😭😭

I miss when my butt was juicy like this 🥹

Insane to me. It’s still short and thick like I used to be 😭

My morning wood looks insane today.

That’s my favorite time to give hugs. 🤭

Y’all showed out on Hump Day 😮‍💨

Nobody: “who’s keeping Dr. Pepper in business?” Me:

Y’all be having fat ass butts and I love to see them.

I’m not showing butt because my butt has shrunk. 🥺

Are y’all’s butts still phat?

So glad I’m an ass man..🤗

It’s always so interesting seeing what people are into… 🫢

I miss when this didn’t matter..

Very much same.

You’re still a weirdo if you steal someone’s social media post word for word, as if it were yours.

I'm glad that we're doing this and also we need to do more of it because we just celebrated President's Day last month and there were plenty of presidents that were rapists, and allegedly 6 of them fathered children through that. Lots of states still celebrate Columbus Day who was also a rapist.

Fuck John Fetterman.

They will appreciate it. Include soles if you wanna spice it up.

Exactly this!

regional aave is being coopted into tiktok vernacular and ion like dat.

Getting choked out >>>>

Hey y’all. Glasses or no glasses?

If I ask for a face pic and they’re send everything but that, I assume they’re not attractive and they know I won’t like it lol

Nobody: Me even though I have several drawers full of them:

One other EAP hack: Usually your EAP benefits are extended to anyone in your household. Your children, your spouse, your parents, it can be a roommate or anyone who is living with you. Anyone in your house has access to those EAP benefits.

@demander27.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!!

Another hack to most EAPs: those visits are PER ISSUE. So if you call in because you’re sad about your situationship ending, that’s one issue. But during this, you realize that situationship ending was causing anxiety at work, you can start a brand new set of sessions for that. Free therapy!

MOOOD:

I need boy butt and $250K.

Mood:

Cause I’ve been a shade under 7” my whole adult life and now he wants to be between 7.5 and 8? That’s not my ministry. 😂

When did my dick grow a half inch???

Be real Black for me.

okay that's enough centering white people (arguing with them) y'all. it's Black History month. let's regroup.

again, tourettes doesn’t make you racist and it’s not an excuse for this behavior. if a disabled black person made an antisemitic remark, there wouldn’t be any grace given. fuck him and anybody defending him.

It’s also worth examining the immediate outpouring of empathy and understanding John Davidson received, and how this same empathy wasn’t extended to Michael or Delroy to nearly the same extent. It’s like y’all became the biggest Tourette’s advocates once you got the opportunity to dismiss racism.

It’s probably healthiest when they START that way rather than adding someone later, but both can be healthy with the right people in them.

And do!!!