Mike
@paradoxicalmike.bsky.social
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Oh, hey! 💍
Well since someone reposted, that’s enough of my butt for the week.
5 days ago
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Y’all be caked up showing feet, meat and cheeks and I’m just looking at em. 🫣😮💨
5 days ago
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Cranberry sauce!
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6 days ago
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Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾♂️✨
6 days ago
Cranberry sauce
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A constant urge.
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16 days ago
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I have so many butt pics y’all. Omg. I may be obsessed with my own ass.
20 days ago
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You’d think I was a bottom with how many butt pics I’ve taken.
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22 days ago
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Y’all be having some fat ass butts and they make me smile.
22 days ago
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I have so many butt pics in my camera roll. Omg.
22 days ago
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22 days ago
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HEAVEN?? 😂
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about 2 months ago
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Y’all let me keep my butt up here for a whole day. Y’all ain’t real.
about 2 months ago
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Use y’all’s butts. Someone who tops will appreciate you for it🤭
about 2 months ago
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Message!
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about 2 months ago
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Big Booty Tops unite!
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Happy Hump Day!
about 2 months ago
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Listennnn!!!
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about 2 months ago
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Patrick, Not Pat
about 2 months ago
This is so damn true.
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Thee Edenian Witch 🇵🇷🎮🍉
2 months ago
Post a sequel that really hits.
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van cartier
2 months ago
“I don’t care what anyone says, I LOVE that movie”
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Y’all let me keep my butt up here for 2 whole days and didn’t remind me to delete it smh lol
2 months ago
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Wait. 🧍🏽♂️
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2 months ago
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So y’all liked my furry cheeks huh? 🤭
2 months ago
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Repping for the little bootie tops
2 months ago
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Y’all showing butt over here?
2 months ago
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I need to manscape so badly. My butt is like a forest back there.
2 months ago
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Oh hey!
2 months ago
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3 months ago
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I love them. 🥹
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3 months ago
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You won’t get my vote unfortunately. 🥺
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3 months ago
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Y’all be having big ol pretty dicks.
3 months ago
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Black men >>>>>>>
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3 months ago
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Let me head on over to Publix lol
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3 months ago
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And somebody reposted it within 3 minutes. It’s gone. 😒
3 months ago
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Y’all got big butts? Thong Thursday. Maybe I’ll show me in a thong later 🤫
3 months ago
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Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾♂️✨
3 months ago
No. And if I’m being honest, I think this was just a coping mechanism that our enslaved ancestors used.
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Mr. Yvette
3 months ago
About me
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Welp, somebody reposted. So you know the rules…
3 months ago
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@therealczezre.bsky.social
happy birthday!!!
3 months ago
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Dental insurance is more like the old way medical worked in that they have a maximum and won’t cover shit over it. Good luck if something catastrophic happens. it’s a coupon book tbh.
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3 months ago
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Ma$on
3 months ago
Dental insurance is basically a coupon for 10% off of your next dental procedure
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C.
3 months ago
Lovecraft Country told a complete story in one season and it’s okay to let things end.
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Ma$on
3 months ago
Good! A.I. can't be a therapist!
www.engadget.com/ai/illinois-...
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Illinois is the first state to ban AI therapists
Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has signed a bill banning AI therapists into law, the first in the nation.
https://www.engadget.com/ai/illinois-is-the-first-state-to-ban-ai-therapists-145755797.html
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Ma$on
3 months ago
If you've ever gone on WebMD to look up your symptoms and it told you that you had some incurable disease, when in reality it was something minor then you should completely understand why A.I. should not be used for therapy. Access to information does not make a doctor.
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So y’all like the Tops in Skirts agenda? 🤭
3 months ago
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Tops in Skirts 🤭
3 months ago
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I wish I had a phat butt like y’all 🤕
3 months ago
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So someone reposted it and it’s gone.
3 months ago
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Kalon
3 months ago
Apartments in NYC
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