"Hi, I'm Vaughn. I can't WAIT to love you or whatever-the-fuck" this game rules

I started watching industry as a secondary while-I'm-working show and man. First season is depressing as balls

and his mug separately because he's pretty ▪️ #raphaelbg3 ▪️ #mllnrart

old, wise, and also full of cum

I get so mad every time I read a criticism of a show calling it "unwatchable" because the characters are unlikable

My head hurts so bad and I desperately need a vacation (I have one next week I just need it now)

Pikachu

ok I am starting s2 let's go

Deciding this hamugami wip is good enough to post

"Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this!!"

Sunday scaries sinkin in Someday somehow I will stop feeling this way

Nearly every single outfit Edie Falco wears in this show is everything to me

Ichiban and Nanba for @crusho.bsky.social, inspired by her Ichinan comic about the moon (link below! 🔽)

also I am two and a half episodes into the sopranos and I'm so glad I waited until I moved to north jersey to watch this lmao

playing Date Everything! and I am obsessed with this blushing little pirate fighting with a cocktail sword and a thumbtack in his thimble-and-bottlecap hat

Climb that butch #oc

Hello three day weekend. I love you. I cherish you. I am kissing you on the mouth

im in the mood to repost my old stuff (always in the mood). heres some yakuza 0 nishiki and kiryu

I started to type this whole thing about an insufferable woman I used to work with and then realized it would take way more time to explain than it was worth. Just know that it's a ridiculous situation and I am simply on the outside looking in and gossiping

Woman on the train arguing with her POS ex(?) loudly over the phone about making time to see their daughter who is having a baby today, and by her reactions it sounds like he is maybe the worst human being of all time and my headphones are dead RIP me

soccer’s the kicking one

西真西

We were going to start painting my office today but then I had a crash out and decided I hated the paint we bought and the wallpaper sample I ordered so

fingers in his mouth spones day friday

Matt telling me I have a poppy seed stuck between my two front teeth: you gotta...*points at my face* doink -- right down main street

3jima #saemaji

im pretty far on the anti-AI and LLM end of the spectrum, but you have to constantly think critically and reassert your reasons *why* you oppose it, otherwise you end up taking positions like "it's good to manually complete tasks which could be automated and doing avoidable work is virtuous"

I desperately need a sweet little treat today

some goetic demons 🫶

Goromi’s been working on her tan 👙 #goromi #majimagoro #yakuza #ゴロ実　#龍が如く#真島吾朗

Sometimes I find myself on like, normie reddit or whatever where people are like "Roger Sterling was so fucked up to try and goad those twins into making out with each other, I can't watch that scene" and I'm like well. I guess we truly cannot all be perverts pure of heart

i come bearing yakuza rarepairs kiryudate my beloved...

It's so over for Big Beautiful Butch once Disaster Girl gets her hands on her

Last time I was at the store with my parents, we were looking at novelty socks and my mom picked these up and said quietly, "Undertale?"

That's one way... to introduce yourself... 💦

cw: dubcon "Hey kyōdai, can you slow down a little-hnnf! Fgnhyou, fgh!“

It occurred to me that I haven't drawn Emet in a few years #ffxivart

Super late #higashiphiles comic, day 3, "Karaoke"

Flygon notices you

Ok I'm throwing myself a bone and starting Elden Ring again so I can do the Shabriri ending and finally platinum this damn game. Will I actually follow through??? Jury is out

Office worker who is perpetually nervous and sweaty and horny.

#saemaji 야한 장면 아니지만 🍑

"Oh my god. What is this?" "It's an octopus pleasuring a lady. It was Cooper's. It was in his office forever. You can have it. You can put it in YOUR office." idk how anyone can act like s7 of this show is any less brilliant than the rest of it

Bro we are SO FAR out from the pier right now why is everybody getting up to get off the ferry. You swimming the rest of the way??

2007 "Tak Gets Around" (2/15) #Judgment #JudgeEyes #TakayukiYagami #KyoheiHamura

season 7 episode 8. God Help Me

if you have pulled a Laura, you've started panicking before you have all of the information and have probably given yourself an ulcer. you should get that checked out

A little birdie over at @clown-control.itch.io told me there's a juicy new Joker's Trip update coming up! It's a fun little game one might sum up as Blackjack & Babes - if that alone doesn't sway you to check it out, I hope this little piece of fanart will 🃏 💖

Chapter 3 of my clones fic is up! Featuring a metaphorical ass kicking, an actual ass kicking, and a hot date 💃 🖤 Oops! All Majimas 🖤 #kazumaji 🔞 🖤 Clones, crack, pining 🖤 3/6 chapters, 24.2k words 🖤 archiveofourown.org/works/861845...