Kind of think government murder squads roaming our streets is more upsetting than having to see pronouns in emails occasionally.

This was the funniest TV moment I've seen in a long time.

A discussion about how to deal with a slightly older kid being mean at my daughter's afterschool club seamlessly descended into a discussion about strength in numbers, unionism, and "an injury to one is an injury to all". I've definitely antagonised the situation.

Are even the Edinburgh players protesting Sean Everitt's appointment?

Incredible from Harriet to pull the pin on a big truth bomb at night, then arrive at breakfast and drop the grenade at her own feet #TheTraitors

Today's the day. Rather than revising their timetable now work is complete, Transpennine Express are adamant that my rail replacement bus is going to take 2 hours to travel 40 miles largely down a motorway. Will I arrive excessively early or be travelling at 20mph all the way? Stay tuned.

Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors

Not to generalise too much, but this is the most incompetent #TheTraitors cast we've had yet. Constant shots to the feet, phenomenal television.

One of the good ones. I'd have liked to see what he could do with a new GM and QB, but sport is ruthless and this is now a mega rebuild. Excited to see any future offense he coaches

Posted on Twitter for the first time in a while, trying to get some sense from Transpennine Express about dodgy timetables. First reply was a spam account impersonating TP Express trying to get my phone number. What a place.

Even by Scottish Football standards, this has been one hell of a season

I try not to use this place to moan - but transport gets me again. Looking at getting a train to England next week. There's a bus replacement between Carlisle and Oxenholme because of the bridge repairs. It tells me it will take 2.5 hours to travel between the two - that's 20mph down the M6

"I didn't think my plan of murdering based on something only 5 people heard would backfire on me, one of only 5 people who heard it". Solid from Stephen. #TheTraitors

Got to feel for Wilfried Nancy. He's clearly got a vision and a style, but you can't bring that in mid season. Even if he thought he could, someone on the Celtic board should have pushed him back to the summer with MON interim.

Why is there not a soft play that shows the football?

Fiona is the secret traitor. Calling it now. #TheTraitors

Protesters have now started to storm government buildings in Iran. aje.io/77do6o

If I had a supermarket, our USP would be an almost militant enforcement of the children's parking spaces. No child when you get there, no wheels when you get out.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025

It blows my mind that every year Edinburgh Rugby put increasingly more effort into making the 1872 a great fan experience... While the quality on the pitch decreases.

Had a nice Islay single malt last night then woke up to be given slippers for Christmas, while I watched my child untune the guitar I'd carefully tuned for her. My dad's spirit truly lives on in me.

Got to say, our new tradition (that I invented this year) of buying a new bottle of whisky to open for Santa's Christmas Eve dram might be an absolute winner.

The Modern Parents 2025 moment: trying to figure out if there's a more ethical "Santa Tracker" than NORAD, Google etc

As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE

It's impressive that the Celtic board have fucked up so much that even Martin O'Neill is speaking out against them.

Just got my first Voi bike. Definitely handy but can't tell if the bull and acceleration made it fun or mildly terrifying

What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again? I spent two years doing a 'Graphics' GCSE, learning to do processes which phones now do in seconds with about one touch

Repeat of World Cup 98. I like it.

2 hour ceremony to pick some balls out of some buckets. It's going to be a long world cup, isn't it?

Scotland being drawn against Ireland for the third rugby world cup in a row has really taken a lot of excitement out of it. It'd be nice to have our hopes crushed by someone new, for a change.

I've started running around the Holyrood Park high road every week or two. It reopens to traffic at 9:30 3 days a week, meaning me and the other runners/dog walkers have to hop onto the pavement... but I've never seen a car actually go round at that time? Why does it have to open so early?

I don't get why people hate Black Friday, it's the perfect reminder of all the marketing emails you need to unsubscribe from

How good is it that the Scotland game was on terrestrial television. Those goals were subscription free.

Just a grown man failing to sleep because he's thinking of the number of setbacks Kieran Tierney has faced on the journey to sending his country to the World Cup

My 4yo got out of bed when she heard me celebrate that McTominay goal. She said it was a "good score." She will have no clue what's happening but I cannot wait to try and explain in the morning.

I am boycotting Red Bull until they offer Gregor Townsend a full time role.

Niche chat and all anecdotal, but I grew up in Cumbria around the time of the fox hunting ban and it was quite a fierce divide/debate at times. Yesterday the police arrested some illegal fox hunters and the comments on Facebook are entirely aggressively against the "hunters".

Get the Trainspotting meme ready.

Liquid television. What a show.

What can you give your mate who’s desperately upset on missing out on the Nobel Peace Prize? FIFA announce new peace prize to be handed out in * can I shock you * Washington 🙀

So much of this article spoke to me. We do Junior Parkrun. We always finish near the end, but my 4yo never cares. She doesn't care about PBs. I've learned so much about parenting her, and running more generally.

How do football managers pick their branded outfit? Did Martin O'Neill turn up at Celtic Park yesterday and do a supermarket sweep round the Club Store?

My daughter revealed her school are doing a "Christmas show". She's very excited, apparently it's about "Godzilla giving someone a baby." She is going to be so disappointed at the first nativity rehearsal

Convicted domestic abuser claims *quitting job* was "biggest mistake of his life" 🤯 www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-...

Che Adams 2026 World Cup top scorer. Heard it here first.

Stephen, Celia, and the Joe's would be a formidable alliance (and great TV), but they're all too sensible to trust anyone enough to let that happen #CelebrityTraitors

When the second Simpsons film comes out in 2027, the same amount of time will have past between it and the first Simpsons movie, as had past between the first Simpsons movie and the first episode of the Simpsons. Which makes me feel weirdly old?

The URC, rugby's greatest club competition, returns today 😍. One of its greatest novelties is that every match is shown on the same, relatively affordable, platform.

The list of "11 other times Edinburgh Live said locals were ‘all saying the same thing’:" in @edinburghminute.bsky.social is excellent