i miss having a cat

this fitness influencer followed and has been messaging me and i'm like 99.99% sure they're using AI

alright i'm back i have things to say

exploding head syndrome? 🤔

@zhoex.bsky.social i need you to know that i had the most insane dream that people were being kidnapped to participate in some kind of pseudo-olympics hunger games and you willing volunteered yourself to be taken because you wanted to test your long distance endurance in a race 😭😭

i love spoiling my gf i need to start making more money NOW

no reason for garbage bins to be that expensive

man...

breeze a tickle mi light now

hate how everything is insane and i still have to to clock into work

you in her dms, she's in bed playing with my bush we are not the same

i love my girlfriend so bad y'all

BREAKING: Gaza's Media Office says the Israeli army has committed 47 violations after the truce deal entered into force in early October, killing 38 Palestinians and wounding another 143 people. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/nuq6mi

i haven't been on here in awhile, i'm scared

watching something new ❌ rewatching my comfort show ✅

“i actually prefer working in the office” bro hates making a nice breakfast for himself

haven't been posting because i have been experiencing domestic bliss with my lover

waiting until my gf picks her outfit so i can coordinate with her>>>

my gf moves to kingston in a few days so i just want you guys to prepare to be sick of me soon

The Global Sumud Flotilla says its fleet of over 50 ships has entered the ‘high-risk zone.’

happy birthday sweet girl!! @gadscylla.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵🩵

*you're

my gf: your the best boyfriendgirlfriend ever me:

we really fell off as a society when street magicians disappeared

woke up unraptured. pls take me i don’t have another week of capitalism or bills in me

you’re laughing, the rapture is tomorrow and you’re laughing

old guy in the gym doing deadlifts while watching wendy williams

sakitech being the only based tech youtuber? absolutely fantastic 🙂‍↕️

if you read this you're gay lmao

just saw a cyber truck for the first time...ew

the etsy witch trials

just heard the news

me wondering why i'm so tired all the time as of i'm not rawdogging my clinically diagnosed depression and anxiety,

i need it to move faster actually

absolutely insane that fucking POP BASE is the only one reporting this news accurately. state of international journalism is so fucked

AND DRAFTS

I am made to be creative and free

now we just need private accounts and the ability to upload our own gifs and we're cooking with gas

IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS

DO BETTER

need to be strapped to a contraption

shawarma acquired

all my fav youtubers leaving youtube and i get it but damn 😔

i often forget that my house burning down 4 years ago was a traumatic event that still affects me until i hear a firetruck or smell smoke

just asked my 17y/o nephew if he knows who adin ross is, he said yeah, so i then ask him if he watches his stuff and he said: “no, i don't watch any streamer” MY SIGH OF RELIEF Y'ALL 😭😭

behind every huda stan is a barb or a 12 year old